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Pat Sajak's blog

 

In addition to being deeper than I gave him credit for, he's also pretty fucking nuts.

 

Let’s start with the fact there is no “community” online. A community has houses and shops and schools and churches. It has places where people interact eye-to-eye. It’s where you know who your friends are, and they know you. It’s where you can shake a man’s hand and take his measure. It’s where you can turn to someone you trust in troubled times, and lend a hand to a neighbor.

 

Yeah, imagine a world where you could shop and go to school online. (credit: cracked.com)

 

 

Fun fact: In second grade I had my entire class convinced that Pat Sajak was my father.

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My best friend in 2nd grade convinced everybody (self included) that his dad was The President of Cartoon Network. Thankfully, I was the one who exposed him for the pathological liar he was (and last I knew, still is).

 

 

Last I heard about that kid, was last summer when a mutual acquaintance told me my former BFF had a massive porn collection.

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everywhere else, people like me. this is the only place i've encountered widespread hatred. i can't help that it keeps drawing me back in. it's facinating.

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Today a good friend of mine found out he's being sent to The Czech Republic for foreign exchange. I thought of our Czech almost immediately. This place is killing me.

 

But is he being send to a cock ring warehouse in the Czech Republic?

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Today a good friend of mine found out he's being sent to The Czech Republic for foreign exchange. I thought of our Czech almost immediately. This place is killing me.

 

But is he being send to a cock ring warehouse in the Czech Republic?

 

Well, I hear Prague is a pretty crazy place.

 

Also, I've been saying "Smyooz"

 

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All I have to add about The Czech Republic (the place not the poster) is that my brother got his laundry stolen there when he was studying abroad.

 

 

And for lack of a better place to post this I saw not one but two "celebrities" last night within a hour span in Boston. Bob Ryan of the Boston Globe and (more importantly) Around The Horn at Mike's Pastry and Gary Gulman from Last Comic Standing and Tourgasm at Fanueil Hall. Unfortunately, I didn't get to tell Gary Gulman that Tourgasm sucked.

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you can shake a man’s hand and take his measure.

gay

 

Fun fact: In second grade I had my entire class convinced that Pat Sajak was my father.

That still cracks me up. I remember that coming up once, in like a Price Is Right thread we had.

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A few weeks ago when I was drunk, the next day I had a cut on my lip and I didn't know how it got there, although I didn't black out.

 

Then I got drunk again yesterday, and the same thing happened except it was my nipple.

 

Drinking apparently causes stigmata of the erogenous zones.

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A few weeks ago when I was drunk, the next day I had a cut on my lip and I didn't know how it got there, although I didn't black out.

 

Then I got drunk again yesterday, and the same thing happened except it was my nipple.

 

Drinking apparently causes stigmata of the erogenous zones.

 

You problay have aids, fag.

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