Kinetic Posted April 1, 2008 Report Posted April 1, 2008 Nothing beats your current username for ability to disturb my sleep. Is it the skull? The dug? The penis? I don't know. But until you both change and commemorate it, I cannot rest.
Kinetic Posted April 1, 2008 Report Posted April 1, 2008 It occurs to me now that the harm your username has done to my subconscious may well be permanent. As British pop star Morrissey might have said "This username has opened my eyes, and I will never sleep again."
Kinetic Posted April 1, 2008 Report Posted April 1, 2008 I've recently taken to gritting my teeth incessantly. My mouth is a house of horrors.
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! Posted April 1, 2008 Report Posted April 1, 2008 The doctor tells me I grit/grind my teeth while I'm asleep. This, he says, accounts for the ever-present dull pain in my jaw. Not pleasant.
Ted the Poster Posted April 1, 2008 Report Posted April 1, 2008 My mom grinds her teeth during sleep but refuses to wear a mouthpiece because they all smell like burnt rubber.
Kinetic Posted April 1, 2008 Report Posted April 1, 2008 I've always done it in my sleep, but its only recently become a nervous habit of mine in my waking hours. In the past, I tossed pens and pencils. Now I destroy my teeth.
Ted the Poster Posted April 1, 2008 Report Posted April 1, 2008 That's quite the odd tic jaunt. Â "I used to bite my nails but now I punch myself in the dick."
Kinetic Posted April 1, 2008 Report Posted April 1, 2008 I used to masturbate feverishly in any and all situations. Now I just grind my teeth together and whisper "Penis Skullduggery Penis Skullduggery." The nurse tells me that this is an improvement.
Smartly Pretty Posted April 2, 2008 Report Posted April 2, 2008 I get away from the internet for a day or two, and everyone's changed their username. I'm confused.
Guest Posted April 2, 2008 Report Posted April 2, 2008 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=90184
Big Ol' Smitty Posted April 2, 2008 Report Posted April 2, 2008 Like Namingway from Final Fantasy II!
Matt Young Posted April 2, 2008 Report Posted April 2, 2008 Amnesia Glasscock was the best. Â WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR? I thought you took "great pride" in it, or something of that nature.
Kinetic Posted April 2, 2008 Report Posted April 2, 2008 Oh, Penis Skullduggery. The only thing that you keep changing is your name. My love keeps growing.
Copper Feel Posted April 2, 2008 Report Posted April 2, 2008 Amnesia Glasscock was the best. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR? I thought you took "great pride" in it, or something of that nature.  That picture's from late 2007, I think. It was a terrible idea and I've been running from it ever since. It's at a far better length now, so never fear.  Kinetic, you and I both know that this name change wasn't voluntary. forums.thesmartmarks.com hasn't seen the last of Penis Skullduggery!
godthedog Posted April 2, 2008 Report Posted April 2, 2008 i'm mildly annoyed that i don't have the power to post in the gulag. not that i'd pick that over the rest of the board, but still a mild annoyance.
Twisted Intestine Posted April 2, 2008 Report Posted April 2, 2008 Maybe on Leena's birthday, the gulag will be open to the public.
EL BRUJ0 Posted April 3, 2008 Report Posted April 3, 2008 I too, would like to post all up in the gulag. It could be a contender...
Nighthawk Posted April 3, 2008 Report Posted April 3, 2008 I don't get this thing where fat people are ok with being fat. It's alright to be a little overweight, like Leena, but obesity is totally uncalled for.
Copper Feel Posted April 3, 2008 Report Posted April 3, 2008 What? How many overweight people do you know, who're genuinely not concerned about the sanctity of their waistline? I don't think that I know any.
FroGG_NeaL Posted April 3, 2008 Report Posted April 3, 2008 Nah, fat fucks are gettin all into the BBW shit and all that jazz. Like, nigga you got a severe health problem, it ain't part of your swagger. Gotdamn.
Matt Young Posted April 3, 2008 Report Posted April 3, 2008 I hear that. If ever I am in need of a good laugh (with the added possibility of getting a little nauseous) I know there are always tons of listings on craigslist and a fuck ton of MySpace profiles with big "beautiful" women who think they're God's gift to man. Â Â Â
EL BRUJ0 Posted April 3, 2008 Report Posted April 3, 2008 I don't get this thing where fat people are ok with being fat. It's alright to be a little overweight, like Leena, but obesity is totally uncalled for. Â It's ok Milky, I'll still love you no matter how obese your undisciplined ass gets.
CanadianGuitarist Posted April 3, 2008 Report Posted April 3, 2008 Leena's, like, the only person ever who didn't put a space in my name. Â And also, Czech, when are you planning on changing your Loggins thing? There's a connection to golf (a timely one, no less), that I'll bring up in the forthcoming April golf thread. Â Edit: And done.
Bruiser_Brody_ Posted April 3, 2008 Report Posted April 3, 2008 "On Beniot" made me laugh numberous times. Dark horse for Thread of the week. Wrestling, Serial Killers and genocide all in one thread.
Open the Muggy Gate Posted April 5, 2008 Report Posted April 5, 2008 So for anyone who cares, I'm now living in South Bend having moved a week ago and finally got the high speed internet going in the apartment last night. So this is what everyone's been doing while I've been stuck with dial-up in the country. Â Oh yeah, this name is stale already. I'll take suggestions on a new name.
Maztinho Posted April 5, 2008 Report Posted April 5, 2008 So for anyone who cares, I'm now living in South Bend having moved a week ago and finally got the high speed internet going in the apartment last night. So this is what everyone's been doing while I've been stuck with dial-up in the country. Oh yeah, this name is stale already. I'll take suggestions on a new name.  StabbyMcHate MuggyBoguesSuperstar Â
CanadianGuitarist Posted April 5, 2008 Report Posted April 5, 2008 Simgguy Adbeisi Edit: That's less than ten minutes after telling someone how much my 'drunk typing has improved.'
Lt. Al Giardello Posted April 5, 2008 Report Posted April 5, 2008 Fucking drunk retard... I'm not called Simon Adebisi anymore, and even if he called himself Muggy Charles, I'd just change my name yet again.
Open the Muggy Gate Posted April 5, 2008 Report Posted April 5, 2008 Eh, I'll go with this for a while.
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