Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted June 28, 2005 (edited) The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents... SWF STORM, FRIDAY, JULY 1ST, LIVE FROM OLIMPIYSKIY STADION IN KIEV, UKRAINE (8:00 pm EST, 5:00 pm PST; check local listings) Send everything to chirs3 Also, since we are in the Ukraine, all of tonight's referees will be named Viktor. Without further ado... THE CARD HARDCORE TRIPLE THREAT SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP #1 CONTENDERSHIP Jay Hawke (SWF International Champion) v. Zyon (SWF Hardcore Champion) v. Wildchild (SWF Tag Team Champion) -> You guys wanted a triple threat? You guys get your triple threat. Jay Hawke, Zyon, and Wildchild have all impressed in various ways in recent weeks. Hawke continues to dominate the International title division; Zyon continues to pull off victories that nobody really thinks he can; and Wildchild just became a four-time tag champion, much to everyone else's chagrin. Ejiro Fasaki, meanwhile, is coming off a big win against El Luchadore Magnifico and is looking damn near unstoppable. With Johnny Dangerous' title shot at Ground Zero a mere six shows away, one of these three men is going to get the chance to meet him there. Rules: First pinfall, submission, or knockout wins. Pinfalls, submissions, and knockouts count anywhere, and disqualifications don't exist in this match. I'd better see blood, boys. Word Limit: 6500 Marker: The Superstar THIS IS A HARDCORE REMATCH "The Critic" Scott Pretzler (SWF Cruiserweight Champion) v. Toxxic -> So Pretzler and Flesher are all chummy, so it didn't take much arm-twisting to convince Flesher to make this match. Alas, Flesher's domain is Smarkdown, and to get this rematch to occur on Storm he had to go through the devilishly handsome Joseph Peters. And you know what that means... Rules: None. Word Limit: 5500 Marker: Ace309 SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Ejiro Fasaki (SWF World Heavyweight Champion) v. Ghost Machine -> Ghost Machine has an impressive two-match winning streak. This has impressed Joseph Peters enough to give him a title shot. Let's see if he can capitalize. For the record, JL Crunk will not be allowed at ringside; he will be placed in a cage backstage, and the bars will be coated in the Ukraine's favorite problem-solver, Dioxin. Rules: None. Word Limit: 4000 Marker: chirs3 HOUSE RULES MATCH AUDIENCE RULES MATCH El Luchadore Magnifico v. Austin Sly -> Yeah, so the Ukraine doesn't know how to elect people. Luckily, they have the SWF to teach them. Rules: Each member of the audience will have a large piece of paper, with one side blue (El Luchadore Magnifico) and one side red (Austin Sly). Mags and Sly will wrestle for ten minutes. If there is no pinfall at the end of this ten minutes, the audience will vote (by holding up their papers), and whoever has the most votes wins. Remember, you're not just trying to defeat your opponent, you're trying to impress the crowd, too. (also, no disqualifications). Word Limit: 5000 Marker: Chuck Woolery HARDCORE MATCH "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez v. JJ Johnson -> Todd Cortez stepped out of Mike Van Siclen's shadow because of his dominance in hardcore matches. Against JJ Johnson, he gets the chance to dust off his ol' bag of tricks. Rules: None Word Limit: 4000 Marker: janusd Also Scheduled To Appear: Everyone who's not booked. Also, I may contact a few of you to do show promos. Even if I don't, there's some of you currently lacking in character who could use a show promo or two. Edited June 28, 2005 by Chuck Woolery Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted June 28, 2005 whoa, nice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted June 28, 2005 HARDCORE MATCH "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez v. JJ Johnson HOT DAMN! *does a jig* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devo 0 Report post Posted June 28, 2005 Huh...okay... This is gonna be fun. =) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted June 28, 2005 HARDCORE TRIPLE THREAT SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP #1 CONTENDERSHIP Jay Hawke (SWF International Champion) v. Zyon (SWF Hardcore Champion) v. Wildchild (SWF Tag Team Champion) -> You guys wanted a triple threat? We did? Uhh... what's the penalty for not bleeding? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted June 28, 2005 ... Also, since we are in the Ukraine, all of tonight's referees will be named Viktor... Dibs on Tarakanov! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted June 28, 2005 HARDCORE TRIPLE THREAT SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP #1 CONTENDERSHIP Jay Hawke (SWF International Champion) v. Zyon (SWF Hardcore Champion) v. Wildchild (SWF Tag Team Champion) -> You guys wanted a triple threat? We did? Uhh... what's the penalty for not bleeding? Well, I did. So you can blame me. In other news, shit will go down as I already have a promo planned. It's big. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justice 0 Report post Posted June 28, 2005 (edited) Indeed. Half the year is over, and so many changes already on the way... Edited June 28, 2005 by Justice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted June 28, 2005 Mmmmm, hardcore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted June 28, 2005 I'll be playing Risk in a corner with whoever else wants to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted June 28, 2005 Sweet, Risk! Fuck you, Cortez! *conquers Europe* *then plays Risk* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted June 28, 2005 HARDCORE TRIPLE THREAT SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP #1 CONTENDERSHIP Jay Hawke (SWF International Champion) v. Zyon (SWF Hardcore Champion) v. Wildchild (SWF Tag Team Champion) -> You guys wanted a triple threat? We did? Uhh... what's the penalty for not bleeding? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Um...I thought I'd requested the night off, actually. Oh well, I'll figure some way of getting this one out. EDIT: In fact, this could be fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted June 30, 2005 If I don't show up... am I banned for life? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted June 30, 2005 If you don't show up i may die laughing. So go figure if it's worth it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted June 30, 2005 If I don't show up... am I banned for life? Yes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted July 1, 2005 Main-Eventers, I work until 11, so you have until then to get your match to me. No other extensions plz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted July 1, 2005 I am missing the party to end all parties so I can mark this match. If either Sly or ELM no-shows, there will be bloodshed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sly 0 Report post Posted July 1, 2005 *Austin no shows.* Now you can just forward Elm's match and still make your party~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted July 1, 2005 Come on Mike, at least he told you early. ...ish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
