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Midwestern brutal death metal in a nutshell:

 

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Suicidal Tendencies had some funny ones. "Institutionalized."

 

A couple people already mentioned the Vandals, but their album "Hitler Bad, Vandals Good" is hillarious almost the entire way through.

 

I saw them at the Warped Tour about four years ago and their lead singer had the following hillarious statement, along the lines of:

 

"After the show, come join us for the after party! We've got two buses out back, one for making love, and one for fucking! Your choice!"

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Food!! I'm looking for food! Nightly strolls turn me on, looking for food.

(Chorus) Evil tales of abbattoir, butchers of human meat. Stabbing my victims to fullfill their every need. Systematic death, mutilated gore. Bodies ripped apart, all you do is scream for more.

Grab her from behind, taking my knife I slit her throat. Stick it deep, I carve away, total erect she is my prey.

 

Taking home the silent stump, to broil and blaze for my fucking lunch. Clean and cut to perfect chuncks, butchered and froze, food for a mouth. Her sweet ass I use for stew. Silent stump, broil and blaze. Butchered and froze to perfect chuncks. Food for a month. Her sweet ass I use!

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GWAR side-project Dave Brockie Experience is hilarious.

 

It features 3 members of GWAR (vocalist, guitarist and drummer) and it was created as an outlet for the ultra goofy songs, as they thought they were getting a bit tired on GWAR albums.

 

Song titles include:

 

Should the Ugly Girl Blow Me?

Hard For A 'Tard

You Want to Suck My Dick

Faggot on Fire

I Wanna be a Squirrel

 

The songs aren't sung in Oderus's voice which is refreshing (although his voice does rule)

 

Here's a download, this is their goofiest song:

 

DBX - Masturbate

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Speaking of side projects, Mindless Self Indulgence side project The Left Rights is one of, if not the, strangest things I've ever heard. Funny isn't exactly the right word, but it bears mention.

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I can't believe I forgot Dread Zeppelin.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Czech's getting into the spirit of things.

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Insane Clown Posse - I don't find them funny anymore, maybe it's cuz i'm so used to them. But the old stuff still makes me laugh.

 

 

Necro.

 

Do you think he's funny for his raps, or because he has a lisp and cut and pastes his verses together?

 

Speaking of side projects, Mindless Self Indulgence side project The Left Rights

 

Never heard of 'em. I'm interested. Jimmy Urine vocals? Whats the deal with em?

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Necro is funny just because he sucks so, so bad.

 

Yes, The Left Rights is the two guys from MSI taking the strange, immature filth of that band farther than the girls wanted to be associated with. The album has 39 tracks, averaging maybe a minute in length, most of which are about shit. As fucked up as MSI is, this is way more so.

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I would fuck the black haried girl in MSI. The drummer pisses me off by smiling all the time.

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I've heard a couple of the Left Rights songs, namely "Poo Out My Ass" and "Station Wagons" Awesomely weird stuff.

 

Should be going to see MSI in September, can't wait. I hear they hell have a hell of a live show.

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I don't find that whole "punk" genre to be that funny. It would drive me insane when Blink 182 and all those bands would release these videos and people couldn't stop laughing. "OMGZERZ THOSE GUYS ARE RUNNING AROUND NAKED LOLMYGOD" Please.

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The Dead Milkmen are my choice. The Bleach Boys still makes me chuckle.

 

I found Eminem's first couple of albums to be funny as well. I Never Meant to Give you Mushrooms, or whatever the song was actually called cracked me up.

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