Boon! I've had enough of your shit.

[nl5xsk1 0]

Eddie, isn't typing up those long-ass posts a pain in the ass? I can see the fun of being a gimmick poster, but if I was going to go that route I'd probably keep it to short, concise gimmick posts, rather than those long, drawn-out posts you spew so eloquently.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I think "Eddie Winslow" is Shoes Head.

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My shoes going to be inside your fucking head mother fucker.

 

pwned

 

 

I think it's Banders Kennany.

[Boon 0]

This thread really is the gift that keeps on giving.

[King Cucaracha 0]

Eddie, isn't typing up those long-ass posts a pain in the ass?  I can see the fun of being a gimmick poster, but if I was going to go that route I'd probably keep it to short, concise gimmick posts, rather than those long, drawn-out posts you spew so eloquently.

 

Polkaroo

[King Cucaracha 0]

Also, I mistook this guy for Frigid (and according to Slayer, he's not, so whatever) which pretty much says it all for his entertainment level.

[Black Lushus 0]

I think it's Banders Kennany.

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I hope it is, that guy was funny as shit!

[Guest StylesMark]

I dont remember Eddie acting so "ghetto."

[The Czech Republic 0]

I think it's Banders Kennany.

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I hope it is, that guy was funny as shit!

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Ripping the flesh off tit!

[Black Lushus 0]

only Banders can get sent home by his friends after getting in a fight!

[Sideburnious 0]

My money is that it's Styles Mark...well whoever is also doing the gimmick of Styles Mark.....And Dames' Mother.

[Guest Eddie Winslow]

My money is that it's Styles Mark...well whoever is also doing the gimmick of Styles Mark.....And Dames' Mother.

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Listen you mindless shit. Normally I would ignore someone as painful pathetic as you are but you and your faggot self is starting to piss me off. You sit there talking as if someone gives a damn about you. Your worthless. No one gives two shits about your motherfucking punk ass. You seem to be infatuated with that Mr. Humphries faggot in your signature. I bet you'd like to suck him off wouldn't you. Fucking faggot. I'm sick of shits like you that thing they have a fuck in the world what their talking about. I wouldn't hesitate to cave your mouth in with a bottle of jack if I ever saw you on the street. No one on in this hood gives a shit about you. They'd jack you up on the street just for something to do out of bordeom seeing how worthless your ass is. All I have to say is watch it mother fucker. Fucking watch it or your going to find yourself in a fucking chinese restaurant dumpster. I see that you've been trying to egg me on and stalk me on here. Well you might just end up finding me one of these times on the same time you are and you'll end up running into something that you didn't intend to mother fucker. You saw what happened to Boon. You saw how I made the number faggot run back home with his tail between his legs. You're going to be next mother fucker. Your in the wrong place now bitch. You better get to stepping.

 

Watch it...

[Sideburnious 0]

what?

[Nighthawk 0]

Eddie, you didn't do me like I asked you to.

[Guest Eddie Winslow]

I ain't gonna do you. Fucking nasty. Bitch please I don't swing that way. If that's what you like thats fine but don't come in here making a pass at me like that. I'm straight bro. I don't have a problem with you milkman, but you might become a problem if you keep taking passes at me like that. My player status is well known bitch so you should have already known I don't swing that way. I'm not one of those brothers on the down low. So just try taking another pass at me motherfucker and your going to end up pulling back a stub. That picture says you have a cunt. So you must be one of those fucking freak people with a dick and a pussy. You still better stay away because even if you did have a cunt that would make it half gay and I'm not like that so you better just go try and fuck someone else. You must be into the coal sausage so B.Lushus you better watch out for yourself bro. This thing might try coming on to you. Brothers gotta stick together. I don't have a full probelm with you yet milk dick but if you keep up your ways of asking me for sex motherfucker you won't last very long. Got it twink?

[Nighthawk 0]

Ha ha. Yes!

[St. Gabe 0]

Who the hell is Eddie Winslow? And why does he have a poem at the bottom of his post. Who's the dorky looking family in his sig?????

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Ha ha. Yes!

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Pretty much.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I liked his post about me because it was angrier and about me, thus making it automatically better.

[Red Baron 0]

*1/2

 

Try harder.

[Carnival 0]

Who the hell is Eddie Winslow? And why does he have a poem at the bottom of his post.  Who's the dorky looking family in his sig?????

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Eddie Winslow is Micah. And it's not a poem. It's the lyrics to the Family Matters theme song. And thats who the family is in the pic. The cast of Family Matters.

[nl5xsk1 0]

My money is that it's Styles Mark...well whoever is also doing the gimmick of Styles Mark.....And Dames' Mother.

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Listen you mindless shit. Normally I would ignore someone as painful pathetic as you are but you and your faggot self is starting to piss me off. You sit there talking as if someone gives a damn about you. Your worthless. No one gives two shits about your motherfucking punk ass. You seem to be infatuated with that Mr. Humphries faggot in your signature. I bet you'd like to suck him off wouldn't you. Fucking faggot. I'm sick of shits like you that thing they have a fuck in the world what their talking about. I wouldn't hesitate to cave your mouth in with a bottle of jack if I ever saw you on the street. No one on in this hood gives a shit about you. They'd jack you up on the street just for something to do out of bordeom seeing how worthless your ass is. All I have to say is watch it mother fucker. Fucking watch it or your going to find yourself in a fucking chinese restaurant dumpster. I see that you've been trying to egg me on and stalk me on here. Well you might just end up finding me one of these times on the same time you are and you'll end up running into something that you didn't intend to mother fucker. You saw what happened to Boon. You saw how I made the number faggot run back home with his tail between his legs. You're going to be next mother fucker. Your in the wrong place now bitch. You better get to stepping.

 

Watch it...

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Didn't run home. Was at your place, fucking your mother and pissing in your milk.

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Eddie is Mario, Mama Dames was FS, and Stylesmark had a pimpsuit.

[Guest Eddie Winslow]

Who the hell is Eddie Winslow? And why does he have a poem at the bottom of his post. Who's the dorky looking family in his sig?????

 

Motherfucker your lucky you don't know who I am. Otherwise I'd wash you and your moms mouth out with dick for saying that about my family. We'll fuck you up chubs. Your big white ass ain't gonna be able to do shit against up. It's gonna be a Winslow family beat down on your ass if you don't watch it. And the poem motherfucker is the fucking code we live by. Thats what its all about motherfucker. When times get rough or something goes wrong like I lose that Chingy cd I look to the fucking code for power. It's going to be giving my fucking guns some power when I open you up too. The fuck you gonna do sit on me? Get the fuck out of here you fat ass buffet fucker.

 

Try Harder. 

Man bitch come up on me like that one more time and I'm going to cut off your face. Your probably gay like that because your from canada and your used to cuddling up on men. Sick fucks. I bet you like having wet dreams about all 4 of those old fucks in your sig going down and gangbanging you. Thats fucking sick motherfucker. I don't role that way and neither does Waldo so you ain't getting any of that gay unstraight sex from me motherfucker. I haven't seen your ass around here before so I'm going to let you in on a secret. You fuck with me or my mom and I cut off your balls and feed and give them to that one faggot with numbers in his name so that he can suck on them. Don't try coming up on me like that again with your Montreal hockey gay gangbangers. Sick fucking canuck.

 

Eddie Winslow is Micah. And it's not a poem. It's the lyrics to the Family Matters theme song. And thats who the family is in the pic. The cast of Family Matters.

Listen you know what I've burned down peoples lives for less than what you just accused me of. You might like husking your dick, but don't compare me to that kid that was arguing with the ugly thread a few threads down from this one. That kid should be gutted. He's worthless just like you for saying some stupid shit like that. Am I Jewish? Fuck no motherfucker. Am I uncut? FUck no motherfucker. And your little sister is about to find out when I jam my 15 inch black anaconda python down her neck. FUck off unless you want her becomming a victim to my alabama black snake.

 

Didn't run home. Was at your place, fucking your mother and pissing in your milk.

Do you like being punched in the head because my fist is starting to hurt you gay goth faggot. I'm sick of you coming in here acting like your hardcore. Motherfucker I'm fucking hardcore. My fucking shoe is more hardcore than you and your skater fag ass. I'm not even goign to waste my breath on you this time. You probably would like to take the place of CarnivalizComming's little sister huh ya queer? SIck fuck. Now get the fuck out of here.

 

Eddie is Mario, Mama Dames was FS, and Stylesmark had a pimpsuit.

I already told you once I don't have gold fronts. You might like the singer Mario dawg but I ain't him. That nigga got some talent. Let me just tell you pissface that when you play some mario in you caddy the girls will spread there cooches for you. Then you be getting some fine ass ghetto booty. And guess what you don't even have to call bitches back when you are listenin to Mario while plowin them with your big ass steed. Sorry but I'm not a famous rapper bro. Just a brother tryin to keep it real out here on the streets.

[Boon 0]

Let's not forget where this post originated from.

 

Gimmicks suck.

[Guest]

And your little sister is about to find out when I jam my 15 inch black anaconda python down her neck.

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[Carnival 0]

My non-existant little sister is gonna be in pain. I know she always thought Eddie was pretty hot.

 

I love this gimmick, it brings me joy to read the crazyness.

 

Hey Eddie! Don't make me call my homie Theo Huckstable! Go back to giving Urkel handjobs using melted velveeta as lubricant.

[Red Baron 0]

Eh...I've heard worse.

[Guest Eddie Winslow]

Hey Eddie! Don't make me call my homie Theo Huckstable! Go back to giving Urkel handjobs using melted velveeta as lubricant.

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Motherfucker I ain't jackin no motherfuckin Urkel off. Get that shit out of here. Especially with some damn melted cheese. The hell is your problem? You a dumb shit or something? You like jacking nerds off? You like suck cheese out a dick? Your a nasty motherfucker. Your fuckin sister is gonna pay for your fucking nasty cheese fucking self. That little twat is going to get split open like a fuckin wishbone. It's all going to be your fault too motherfucker. Coming in here telling me to jack urkel off. hell no I ain't going to do that shit. You'd probably like to take her place getting her twat spread wide open. SIck bastard. If I see you on the street motherfucker I'm going to force you to eat some sharp colby jack out of a homeless man's fuckin ass cheeks. You might think that sounds exciting. But you won't find that very pleasant. There's no way your going to be able to wash that ass smell of your mouth motherfucker. Then your going to end up underneath my 20 inch rims. Run motherfucker Run.

[Carnival 0]

Then your going to end up underneath my 20 inch rims. Run motherfucker Run.

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Now that was tight.

 

You are the man Eddie!

[The Czech Republic 0]

it half gay and I'm not like that so you better just go try and fuck someone else. You must be into the coal sausage so B.Lushus you better watch out for yourself bro. This thing might try coming on to you. Brothers gotta stick together.

But he's not black