I am capable of buying new pants without help.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Who here suffers from this terrible affliction, as well.

[the max 0]

I'm glad someone finally said what I have wanted to say for so long.

 

Thank you!!!!

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Sometimes I buy several pairs of pants at once. It's like I can't control myself.

[Youth N Asia 0]

I've been known to buy a pair of slacks or two. I hate to too my own horn...but *toot toot* baby!

[Carnival 0]

I've sucked dick for pants.

[Nighthawk 0]

I had some pale green pants once that kicked my ass when there was nobody inside them!

[Youth N Asia 0]

I came in my pants while making out with my girlfriend last week

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Dammit, YNA, way to bring the thread down.

[Youth N Asia 0]

Dammit, YNA, way to bring the thread down.

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Mission Accomplished!

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

Dammit, YNA, way to bring the thread down.

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Mission Accomplished!

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I marked for that thumbs up.

 

Also, i just tried on a pair of pants for the first time since April. I've put on too much weight to fit into 3 of my 5 pairs.

[Guest wildpegasus]

I get my mommy to buy my pants for me. You guys are losers.

[Ravenbomb 0]

I get pants from people who've lost weight and don't fit into them anymore

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

The homeless?

[I like Forums 0]

I steal pants from the homeless...... I don't know where else to get some pants. Do you guys?

[Art Sandusky 0]

My problem isn't the knowledge required to buy pants, it's lack of time.

[Guest wildpegasus]

My problem isn't the knowledge required to buy pants, it's lack of time.

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You know with the time it took to go to this site and post this message you could've been out buying pants. Kids today. What's society coming to?

[Art Sandusky 0]

Yes. I will buy pants. At 4:11 in the morning, which is when that message was posted. ATTABOY

[Nighthawk 0]

You could have bought them at Walmart.

[Slayer 0]

Wal Mart's too rich for Kotz's wallet

[Guest wildpegasus]

Yes. I will buy pants. At 4:11 in the morning, which is when that message was posted. ATTABOY

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When there's a will there's a way. I see you need a motivational speach.

 

You've now spent your time making yet another post in this thread when you could've been out buying pants. This post at even a more convienent time by the way.

When I was young I ran uphill both ways backwards through 10 feet of snow with 100mph winds to buy pants. For Miles! With nothing but a t-shirt and shorts on. I even got home in time for NHL Hockey Night in Canada.

 

Kids are nothing but whiny sookybabies these days.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Fuck pants.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Fuck pants.

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I have three pair of fuck pants. They wear out a might too quick for my liking, but that's nobody's fault but my own.

[Youth N Asia 0]

Right now I own two pair of jeans, and 2 pair of kakies...2 that fit well, and 2 that don't. That's my pants situation.

 

Fuck...I dunno, just thought you'd all like to know.

[Hogan Made Wrestling 0]

Anyone else here ever paid $375 for a pair of pants?

[Sideburnious 0]

I bought a pair of spandex pants then other day. They KicK. Fucking. Ass.

[Nighthawk 0]

Anyone else here ever paid $375 for a pair of pants?

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What do they wash your balls for you when you walk around or something?

[Slayer 0]

They better do a lot more than wash my balls for that much cash

[Hogan Made Wrestling 0]

They don't wash my balls, but they do keep them dry.