Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2005 The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents... SWF SMARKDOWN, MONDAY, OCTOBER 3, LIVE FROM THE PLATTSBURGH CIVIC CENTER, PLATTSBURGH, NEW YORK! (8pm EST, 5pm PST; check local listings) THE CARD: MAIN EVENT NON-TITLE MATCH El Luchadore Magnifico (SWF World Heavyweight Champion) v. JJ Johnson (SWF Cruiserweight Champion) v. Zyon -> A message to all people: if you miss your plane, good things may happen to you. JJ Johnson missed his plane from Manchester to Burlington (allow me to interject here that Manchester to Burlington is like a two hour drive), and it forced his Cruiserweight Championship match with Zyon to be postponed indefinitely. While CC scrambles to reschedule that match, they've decided to keep Zyon and JJ fighting each other -- but they've thrown El Luchadore Magnifico, SWF World Heavyweight Champion, into the mix! With three of the four best cruiserweight currently in the fed in this match, we could see something exciting -- as well as see a midterm title contender emerge... Rules: First fall wins. All DQs are in effect -- if one man is disqualified, he is removed for the match, leaving the other two to battle it out. Marker: chirs3 Word Limit: 6500 SUB-MAIN EVENT SWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS Wild and Dangerous (Wildchild and Johnny Dangerous, SWF Tag Team Champions) v. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix and Jay Hawke (SWF International Champion) -> Maddix and Hawke, coming off of a big win on Lockdown, look to parlay their success there into more gold here. Rules: Standard tag rules. Marker: Chuck Woolery Word Limit: 5500 SINGLES MATCH "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez v. Marcus "The Mastermind" Ward -> Ward has had mixed success in every division he's been in. Tonight, he takes a break from his team of the Nightmare Express to take on a relatively intimidating fellow looking to snatch some big gold, Todd Cortez. Rules: Standard. Marker: The Superstar Word Limit: 5000 SINGLES MATCH Jimmy the Doom v. Bruce Blank -> I have no words. I am wordless. Rules: Standard. Marker: janusd Word Limit: 5000 Also Appearing: TKO! Others! Maybe even a surprise or two! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2005 Shiggity! Or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2005 No match Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2005 JJ Johnson missed his plane from Manchester to Burlington (allow me to interject here that Manchester to Burlington is like a two hour drive) Crippling fear of Vermont. By the time I gathered up the nerve, it was too late. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jwpeer 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2005 Third match against Cortez, huh? Wonder why, oh well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devo 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2005 Whoo, nice. Haven't written a Triple Threat in about three years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2005 I call opening promo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2005 Fuck yes! Seriously, I had no intention on being Hawke's regular partner when we formed the stable...but, fuck yes! If we booked Marcus Ward to job to a chopblock, imagine what we're going to do to Johnny! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jwpeer 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2005 Fuck yes! Seriously, I had no intention on being Hawke's regular partner when we formed the stable...but, fuck yes! If we booked Marcus Ward to job to a chopblock, imagine what we're going to do to Johnny! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (That made me laugh out loud at 8 in the morning on like 6 hours of sleep) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2005 Fuck yes! Seriously, I had no intention on being Hawke's regular partner when we formed the stable...but, fuck yes! If we booked Marcus Ward to job to a chopblock, imagine what we're going to do to Johnny! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> FEAR THE BACKRAKE!! :lol; and do we get a bit of comedy? oooooooooh yeah this'll be fun Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2005 I dunno, backrakes are pretty deadly. After all, how else did Hogan keep winning all those titles? Nah...I might have to bring the SWF the goodness that is the Hart Attack Eyepoke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2005 You're going easy on them. I was planning on having Johnny and WC soil themselves into submission. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2005 Make 'em tap to a collar and elbow tie up, or a test of strength. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2005 Feel the love for the tag champs. (I like the Hart Attack Eyepoke, personally. ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2005 I prefer the Art Attack Highpoke, perfected by Neil Buchanan and his Lead Paintbrush. (only Landon will have a HOPE of getting that reference, and he might even be too young) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted October 1, 2005 Damn you and your British esoterity. Or whatever the noun form of esoteric is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2005 *nails J3 with the Esoteric Driver* Impossible to counter because you never know what it is! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devo 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2005 Fellas, fellas, esoteric means delicious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2005 funny I thought it meant pretencious but what do I know - Brits are all Greek to me anyways with their bad teeth and huge ears Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2005 Prince Phillip is Greek, and he is a moron. Prince Charles has big ears and bad teeth, and he's British. And also probably a moron. I am a product of the East Anglian interbreeding system, and therefore have three ears of varying sizes, and no teeth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2005 And part of a foot/flipper. Don't forget about that, Toxxic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted October 3, 2005 I'm not as much of a whippersnapper as you think, Toxx. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted October 3, 2005 To be fair, I looked at the TV the other day and Art Attack is still going. Which scares me, yet reassures me at the same time. Guess I can't be THAT old. Then again, I saw how old Bodger is now in Bodger and Badger. And that's even assuming the programmes aren't repeats. I might as well get a zimmerframe and save myself the wait. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted October 3, 2005 I was booked when I sent advance notice that I would be out of town until today? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted October 3, 2005 Edited to avoid another Johnny moment and a Wildchild Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted October 3, 2005 Yes. Yes you were, Johnny. Because you smell. And Toxx: Just because they're still running a show you watched as a kid doesn't mean anything. Mr. Rogers was on the air for like sixty years or whatever. But, it sounds like you're talking about art shows, then none can compete with Bob "Happy Trees" Ross. He will destroy you with his mighty white guy afro! *goes back to half-writing her match* Edit: Yeah, this won't cause major bitching... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted October 3, 2005 Don't worry Johnny, we having jobbed you guys TOO bad. *checks match ends with springboard rear chinlock* Haha! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jwpeer 0 Report post Posted October 3, 2005 Don't worry Johnny, we having jobbed you guys TOO bad. *checks match ends with springboard rear chinlock* Haha! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> They'll look good compared to me Speaking of the chop block, I was watching Smackdown on my computer and for some reason decided to watch the Melina/Christy Hemme match (gag) Anyhow, Nitro/Mercury(One of them) reached in the ring and grabbed her ankle, tripping Christy...and Melina made the cover for the pin!!! (No roll up or feet on the ropes, just a simple trip) I started cracking up at that point It was such a lame finish Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted October 3, 2005 This thread needs more Kid Cools. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted October 3, 2005 Fine... Kid Cloos as wolkeng done the hall wen hat dig chip bilks hem! Kad Claws files din, end him doug eights Cad Clams. Hought Doog: MUNCH! MUNCH! Kilt Coasl: No, hat dag, down't ot me! Hit Dog: MUNCH! MUNCH! Totally fucking swerved you guys, huh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
