David Blazenwing Posted December 4, 2005 Report Posted December 4, 2005 How about "Christmas Catastrophe"? Not really original or anything (Ramadomination is by FAR the best suggestion IMO) but it cuts straight to the point. Also, I would like to officially request a match, as David Blazenwing, against the David Blazenwing who has been involved in SWF during the REAL (i.e. me) DB's absence. He's a fake goddammit! I'm gonna prove it! (Seriously. Book David Blazenwing vs. David Blazenwing. I'll write the match myself. You can even give it whatever stipulation you want. I think I can have a lot of fun with this, given the chance.)
HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted December 4, 2005 Report Posted December 4, 2005 A Very SWF Christmas. Jingle Bell Fight. SWF: The Final Countdown.
King Cucaracha Posted December 4, 2005 Report Posted December 4, 2005 Snow Way Out Ultra Mega (Christ)Mass Homicide '2005 All I Want For Christmas Is...An Extra Paycheck Santa Baby, Slip A Barbed Wire Baseball Bat Under The Tree
JJ Johnson Posted December 4, 2005 Report Posted December 4, 2005 Chanukkah Chavoc SWF Saves Santa (Everybody knows pterodactyls hate the crack of an elbow smash!) Festivus Fury
Justice Posted December 4, 2005 Author Report Posted December 4, 2005 SWF Saves Santa (Everybody knows pterodactyls hate the crack of an elbow smash!) Brilliant. That lends itself to so, so much fun.
Toxxic Posted December 4, 2005 Report Posted December 4, 2005 How about "Christmas Catastrophe"? Not really original or anything (Ramadomination is by FAR the best suggestion IMO) but it cuts straight to the point. Also, I would like to officially request a match, as David Blazenwing, against the David Blazenwing who has been involved in SWF during the REAL (i.e. me) DB's absence. He's a fake goddammit! I'm gonna prove it! (Seriously. Book David Blazenwing vs. David Blazenwing. I'll write the match myself. You can even give it whatever stipulation you want. I think I can have a lot of fun with this, given the chance.) How about David Blazenwing vs Ced Ordonez? You kicked him in the face on Lockdown, after all. (seriously, you think you've got it bad? Bobby Riley was turned into a gay charicature).
Justice Posted December 4, 2005 Author Report Posted December 4, 2005 There were always gay jokes about Riley, though. Just read the old cook-off GOdrea wrote so long ago, where he's serving "Sum Yung Gai".
Zack Malibu Posted December 4, 2005 Report Posted December 4, 2005 All I Want For Christmas Is Blood I Saw Mommy Chopping Santa Claus Holiday Rush '05
JJ Johnson Posted December 4, 2005 Report Posted December 4, 2005 All I Want For Christmas Is Blood I Saw Mommy Chopping Santa Claus Those sound like B-horror movies.
David Blazenwing Posted December 5, 2005 Report Posted December 5, 2005 How about "Christmas Catastrophe"? Not really original or anything (Ramadomination is by FAR the best suggestion IMO) but it cuts straight to the point. Also, I would like to officially request a match, as David Blazenwing, against the David Blazenwing who has been involved in SWF during the REAL (i.e. me) DB's absence. He's a fake goddammit! I'm gonna prove it! (Seriously. Book David Blazenwing vs. David Blazenwing. I'll write the match myself. You can even give it whatever stipulation you want. I think I can have a lot of fun with this, given the chance.) How about David Blazenwing vs Ced Ordonez? You kicked him in the face on Lockdown, after all. (seriously, you think you've got it bad? Bobby Riley was turned into a gay charicature). I'll fight Ced. I dunno, I just feel up to writing a match. Not a series, mind you, but I've always enjoyed the occassional match here and there. I just can't write 4-5k matches every five days... too much work for me. I'm lazy. But sure, book DB vs. Ced, you guys can pick the stipulation, I'll write the match and make it as best as I can.
Smartly Pretty Posted December 6, 2005 Report Posted December 6, 2005 Taken. PWG did Chaunakkah Chaos, with slient C's.
Smartly Pretty Posted December 7, 2005 Report Posted December 7, 2005 Prounounced the same. We could have a PPV called Know Mercy under that logic.
Guest OKCoyote Posted December 7, 2005 Report Posted December 7, 2005 "Ten Thousand Fists" by Disturbed would make a great theme for a pay per view. However, probably not THIS one due to the holiday theme. Oh... save a match for a newbie if you wouldn't mind? I should have stats sent in within 24 hours.
Secret Agent Posted December 10, 2005 Report Posted December 10, 2005 For a theme just use Trans-Siberian Orchestra's 'Carol of the Bells'. It's quite awesome if you've never heard it.
HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted December 10, 2005 Report Posted December 10, 2005 Spike vs. Zyon for the PPV. Book it.
Golgo 13 Posted December 10, 2005 Report Posted December 10, 2005 Run DMC's Christmas in Hollis is so much better.
Justice Posted December 10, 2005 Author Report Posted December 10, 2005 Hey, I have a question: Who here would be up for a mini-promo show before the Christmas PPV, sort of like HeAT, where you could put a bunch of promos (And we were considering maybe a match or two as well) building up your PPV storylines? Would there be any takers, or would it be too much?
JJ Johnson Posted December 10, 2005 Report Posted December 10, 2005 I'm with Spike. I suggest SWF Frost, if only because that's the name WC always used for shows like that in the HOLT.
Guest OKCoyote Posted December 11, 2005 Report Posted December 11, 2005 I just want to see a card, any card. Of course that's because I haven't wrestled a match yet.
ChrisMWaters Posted December 11, 2005 Report Posted December 11, 2005 I just want to see a card, any card. Of course that's because I haven't wrestled a match yet. *gives you the DEATH card!
Bruce Blank Posted December 11, 2005 Report Posted December 11, 2005 I'm cool with the mini-promo show
Smartly Pretty Posted December 11, 2005 Report Posted December 11, 2005 Do the pre-show. JJ and I are writing a match with alternate characters
zyon Posted December 11, 2005 Report Posted December 11, 2005 Yeah a promo show would be cool. I know exactly what I would promo about.
Secret Agent Posted December 11, 2005 Report Posted December 11, 2005 A preshow would be awesome. Also, it'd be nice to get a card for the show. My time for writting is the weekend as I work long hours during the week and won't have enough time to devote to it then. Please, Judge.
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