the.weej 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 (edited) The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents... SWF FAMILY FRIENDLY LOCKDOWN! LIVE, WEDNESDAY JANUARY 4TH, FROM THE UNITED CENTER IN CHICAGO, ILLINOIS! (7pm PST, 10 pm EST; check local listings) Sweet home, Chicago! The SWF rings in the new year the only way we know how: With the ringing of heads! Hey, why mess with a good thing? We wanted to play with some fireworks, but alas, they thought that might be a bad message for the kids. The first card of 2006 presents a small, but interesting, selection of matches featuring some of the very best the fed has to offer. And to be sure, those who don't have a match may just be popping in anyway. It's a card that's low on calories, but high on PAIN! SWF LOCKDOWN! MAIN EVENT Cruiserweight Title Match Cruiserweight Rules JJ Johnson© vs. Zyon JJ Johnson enters the new year as the undisputed #1 contender to the world heavyweight championship and the leading challanger to El Luchadore Magnifico's iron-fisted reign. But with a take-it-to-the-bank guarantee for a match with the champ at Clusterfuck, the coming weeks will be very intersting, indeed. But! Before business... uh... more business. JJ still has another title to take care off, and he faces off with Zyon for the cruiserweight title in a barnburner to kick off 2006! Rules: Cruiserweight rules, Family Friendly etc Word Limit: 6000 Send To: janusd Singles Match Matt Myers vs. Aidan Redmond Something tells me this match isn't going to be going down as planned. Rules: Singles match? Word Limit: 3500 Send To: chirs3 Singles Match Tim Dillon vs Kevin Coyote The last time we saw Tim Dillon, he was either lost in Afghanistan or wearing a giant penguin suit. Presumably he's neither of these things right now, but that's the thing with IL characters, you just never know. He faces off against Kevin Coyote. Kevin Coyote, he's hip, he's new! Tim Dillon, he's not. FIGHT. Rules: Singles match, Family Friendly etc Word Limit: 3500 Send To: chirs3 Singles Match Ced Ordonez vs. Ghost Machine Gadzooks! Mystery abounds as the mysterious Ghost Machine makes a mystifying return! Personally, I prefer Ghost in the Shell, and neither of these guys are Major Kusanagi. But anyway, th aura of intrigue around these guys is so thick you can almost feel it! Is Ghost Machine a man? A robot!? The Boston Strangler in disguise!? TUNE IN TO NITRO TO FIND OUT! Rules: Singles match, Family Friendly rules. Word Limit: 3500 Send To: realitycheck Opening Bout TORU Takahara vs. Martin "Big Country" Hunt After a stinging loss to JJ Johnson in the finals of the Cold Front Classic, TORU Takahara remains a champion, but a tag team one; still without that distinction in singles matches that he has recently been pursuing. To usher in the new year, however, TORU has been given a gift: An easy match to get his groove back! Shake ya' tailfeather! Rules: Singles match, Family Friendly rules. Word Limit: 3500 Send To: Justice (Send all things to Justice) Edited January 4, 2006 by realitycheck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 SO MANY TYPOS. AGH. Oh well. Good card regardless, although the abundance of squash matches is a tad worrying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 I'm marking the main event? Dear god. Something's terribly wrong with the fed if that's happening. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 Oh and a HUGE HUGE HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT BY SPIKE JENKINS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 All of the squash matches were requested, and the card was purposely designed to be economical in light of the fact this is only a couple days off of the holidays. Also, because it's something I'm booking, it pretty much has to be explained to me in explicit detail, otherwise I'm not liable for what kind of matches might turn up. -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 And Janus, it isn't like it's a good main event or anything. -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuban Linx 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 Stryke shall have a promo for the show. At least I intend to have one, we'll see if my motivation and laziness is any better in 2006 than it has been from 2001-2005. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest OKCoyote Report post Posted January 1, 2006 No booking of the Coyote? Hmf. More promoage I suppose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2006 Don't worry It's just a slow start card, I'm sure that Lockdown will be the rip'roaring action we're used to unless they're turning the fed into a knitting club... hmmm.... nah Croche maybe, but not knitting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest OKCoyote Report post Posted January 1, 2006 (edited) It's cool. I could use another promo. ...YOU PEOPLE NEED TO UNDERSTAND MY PAIN! Or something. EDIT: Requested a match anyway. We'll see what goes down. Edited January 1, 2006 by OKCoyote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2006 Requested match has been added. -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2006 Would I be hip if I got Petey lost in Afghanistan...? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest OKCoyote Report post Posted January 2, 2006 (edited) Thanks. Edited January 2, 2006 by OKCoyote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2006 Any chance you could bump the word limit for my match up some? 6000 preferably, but 5500's fine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2006 Blah, I forgot to read the description. I was hoping Kibs were back for a second. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zyon 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2006 Is there any chance the word count of the ME could be bumped up to 6500. It's alright with JJ, and it would make it so I don't have to cram. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2006 (edited) Excuse my lateness, but I had computer problems yesterday. However, by POPULAR DEMAND~! I have raised the word limit on the main event to 6000. I was at first hesitant, and then I realized that as Janus is marking, it is my job to force him to put in as much extra work as possible. So if you guys would like me to raise it further, such as to 8000, 9000 or 11,000 words, please let me know. -Z Edited January 3, 2006 by realitycheck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2006 Only 11,000? Aww. But in all seriousness, thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2006 *thumbs up* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2006 I'm still hoping that Kibagami will turn up and killify both Redmond and Myers. But the odds of that seem low. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2006 So, who do we send promos to? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2006 Whoops. Edited; send everything Judgem's way. -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2006 (edited) Judge? Pretty sure you mean Raynor. Unless I'm mixed up again, which is entirely possible. EDIT: And, checking the television dates, it turns out I am mixed up again. See what work does to your brain, people? Learn from my mistakes - stay unemployed. Edited January 4, 2006 by chirs3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
