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Did it feel like all-weather or off-road tires when you rubbed lotion on his back?

I don't even know. It's not like I polished his rims or something.

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I only associate with high class, low profile rubber.

 

Shit, I just lost a bet there.

 

I thought Kylie was made of plastic.

 

 

 

Did it feel like all-weather or off-road tires when you rubbed lotion on his back?

I don't even know. It's not like I polished his rims or something.

 

New Homosexual Slang Term: Rim Polisher

Guest The 1 Word Bandit
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why are you dressed in only a t-shirt blowing a kiss at us tsmers? it was done just for us. why?

Yeah?

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I want to include Leena's avatar pic in my first ever sig banner which I am going to make. But she will not be the focus, oh no. The sig will predominantly feature "Das Wunderkind" Alex Wright.

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that bitch has got 1200 posts in like two months. if she looked like that, i reckon she'd be able to find a better use of her time. what gives?

She's not really a people person. I know she hides it well here, but I've got it on good authority that's the case.

 

Who are you.

It's me. Mexico. '82. I'm sure it'll come racing back to you eventually.

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Both. And it wasn't a joke. And I never cover my tracks. I'm sure everyone knows by now that I'm racist, sexist, and filled with nothing but evil intentions.

It's cute when females are racist. Need proof?

 

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Those Hitler chicks are ugly somethin' fierce. Granted, they are skinny and blonde, so they clearly warrant media attention.

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Oh, I figured they were like the Olsen sisters or something. Who are also ugly, by the way. They look like malformed frog-women.

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Olsen twins were hot and lost it.

 

The Prussian Blue twins have yet to be hot. The fact that they're still pre-teens (or freshly turned 13 year-olds) makes it hard for me to look at them in a 'hot or not' kind of way. Although their music is quasi-entertaining.

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Leena's racism is old news, she's mentioned hating nigger dick for a long time now.

 

Ewww. Yes.

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In the exact opposite of "nigger dick", I've found myself strangely aroused by white-male/black girl interracial porn lately. I found one of those "Rap Video Audition" videos online; the girl's only kind of hot, but the scenario around it is enjoyable enough that I've polished the helmet a few times, even though the situation itself isn't a genre that I normally enjoy.

Guest Princess Leena
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They're just nasty. They look like ugly dark snakes. I'm deathly afraid of snakes.

Guest Princess Leena
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That's not true. It bothered me with how many attractive white girls at my community college would seemingly go for the smelliest, nastiest black guys. And the only real reason to do so is to be a "rebel" and piss off Daddy.

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