Clusterfuck Word Count Thread

[JJ Johnson 0]

Sorry, I had to make that pun. It was right there. I apologize.

 

 

Anyway, I realize it's a little early, but some are going to be writing all week anyway, so pshaw. JJ Johnson, taking the 'logic' out of 'chronological'.

 

 

 

Oh, and 0. And until my mom leaves town tonight, it stays at 0.

[Bruce Blank 0]

Well this is early but still if there ever was a PPV to get cracking early this would be it

 

and honestly??

 

6772 words

 

but for which match? ahhh that is the mystery isn't it *shifty eyes* I'll just leave people guessing

[super_tigris 0]

Nearing 1500 or so, probably another 2 or 3k at max. Haven't really decided where I want to take the match, and I'm leaning in the direction of "More is Best".

[JJ Johnson 0]

3500 on the dot, and I'm probably going to quit for the day in another half hour. Quit for yesterday, that is - it's 2:30 AM right now. A most lifeless existence I lead.

[muzz 0]

This is going to be difficult for me. Usually I wait until the last night to finish the match in one sitting, but I doubt I can do 15000 in a single sitting.

 

Maybe two 7500 sittings.

[JJ Johnson 0]

4150. Going to bed now.

[King Cucaracha 0]

0.

 

I intend starting on Friday and expect to give up on Saturday. Then, hopefully, I can have a bunch of people imploring me to tack on an ending and show, then spend Sunday editing and stuff before sending it, thus going by the exact same formula as last year.

[Vasarian_Brandy 0]

I have nothing yet, but I have an outline.

 

I have a plan.

 

And I might just start on it while I'm awake...

 

Update to come later.

[JHawk 0]

0.

 

And nothing before tomorrow.

 

But I think I could pound this one out in my sleep if need be.

[Vasarian_Brandy 0]

Did you realize that, when you combine all the stats sheets for the CFers together, it's about 25,000 words...

 

...And -62- pages in WordPerfect???

 

I do now.

 

And no, I didn't get any actual match done.

[Bruce Blank 0]

now THERE is a useless stat *thumbs up*

[Vasarian_Brandy 0]

now THERE is a useless stat *thumbs up*

 

Glad to have helped fill your mind with "shit that no one gives a flying fuck about".

[super_tigris 0]

Oh, and by the way, if this is specifically for the 'Fuck itself, then I feel incredibly silly.

[Bruce Blank 0]

nah "Pre-fuckers" can apply too

[Cuban Linx 0]

Like seemingly everyone else i'm at 0 words, but i've got my match mostly planned out start to finish. A little research to go and them the plan is to write this thing out over two days. I'll no doubt waste the majority of one of those days, but i've done a 14000 word match in one sitting before so i'll get a match done even if it kills me.

[Bruce Blank 0]

14000 in one sitting man i can do 1500 - 2000 words at a time then my attention starts to wander off

 

I'm doing just fine, writing along and the... hey what's that on TV?

[Bruce Blank 0]

Well I'm done for the day and I'm looking at around 9000 words for one of my PPV matches

 

so yes I've obviously chosen one to write

 

but it's 1 AM here and I'm off to bed

[JHawk 0]

Barely 3000 so far, but I'm less than halfway through.

[Sly 0]

I've got about 1.5k of a match that I'm not sure I'm even happy with.

 

Lets see if I show.

[King Cucaracha 0]

I'm clogged down with life-threatening, evil death flu (or 'the sniffles' for any women reading), so I'm not doing too well. Roughly 1.8k.

[JHawk 0]

Um...12 pages of 10-point Times New Roman font. 5k or so I think, I forgot to check before I wentto bed last night.

[Cuban Linx 0]

Totally wasted a day and did nothing more than some intro stuff. In other words, i'm right on target with where i expected i'd be.

[Sly 0]

I got another thousand, and now I'm bored.

[Smartly Pretty 0]

1087.

 

Things are tough for grounded people.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Goddammit, I'm nearly 3/4 the way done, and I have no idea if I can finish by tonight.

[Vasarian_Brandy 0]

The match...

 

She does not go well.

 

(Sigh)

 

(The red one being me, the blue being the match)

[Bruce Blank 0]

Well this will be the last time I'll post an actual number

 

cause I'm DONE BABY!! *Steals Dillon's jig and does it instead*

 

and the final count? 23987 words

 

that's right I showed BOTH matches

 

15002 words for the Clusterfuck and 8985 words of violence for the Japanese Deathmatch

 

now excuse me if I NEVER EEEEEEEEEEEVER attempt anything as insane again

 

(Note: in case you were wondering I was planning on showing both matches all along - but it'd take the guessing out of it if i just said so )

[Guest OKCoyote]

Iron Man Blank.

[muzz 0]

And to think Matthews wrote about that much just for the Clusterfuck match. Ugh, that would have been hell.

[Bruce Blank 0]

I know - sign me up as a big fan of the word limit on this beast of a match, or people would need 3 weeks off work or school to write the winning match.