Slayer 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2006 Michaels: "God told me not to job." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2006 yeah, I'd say JBL has been a good little boy for the past almost year now...I mean, he agreed to get squashed by a cartoon character at the WWE's 3rd biggest PPV of the year after like a month long buildup. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vampiro69 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2006 I found this on another board. Meltzer on the LAW: Boogeyman winning is a sign of the '80s cartoon gimmick coming back. a "Fidel Castro" gimmick, and a "Brother Love incarnate" gimmick. Actually this has sort of been done before. Anyone remember during the dyng days of WCW when they had the Cuban wrestler Fidel Sierra? He came our to the ring with the Cuban flag and spoke with an accent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2006 If they had a dude do Tony Montana with a young Castro look, it'd be the next huge main eventer. Really. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2006 didn't they kinda sorta do Tony Montana with Razor Ramon? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2006 didn't they kinda sorta do Tony Montana with Razor Ramon? "Say hello to my lil friend" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2006 Waltman's such a queer, no matter what look he's sportin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EdwardKnoxII 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2006 Waltman (In sexy woman voice): "Come and get it big boy." Nash: "You don't have to tell me twice." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2006 I have no doubt Peter Brady could take him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2006 What we really need at WM is a 4 way match between HHH, Taker, JBL, and Hogan just to see who the king of politics really is in the WWE. I mean, can you imagine them going over the match beforehand? Taker: I'm not jobbing... HHH: I'M NOT JOBBING! Hogan: Brother, there is no way in hell that I'm... JBL: I don't care about winning but I won't be the won't who'll get pinned! Taker: I'm not feeling that... HHH: JBL, you can't even work WWE Style! Hogan: I'm going over brother! Taker: Nope, I'm not feeling that. My god. Pretty good, but you forgot the part where Hogan reminds everyone that he is contractually obligated to be the highest paid worker on the card. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jester 0 Report post Posted February 6, 2006 What we really need at WM is a 4 way match between HHH, Taker, JBL, and Hogan just to see who the king of politics really is in the WWE. I mean, can you imagine them going over the match beforehand? Taker: I'm not jobbing... HHH: I'M NOT JOBBING! Hogan: Brother, there is no way in hell that I'm... JBL: I don't care about winning but I won't be the won't who'll get pinned! Taker: I'm not feeling that... HHH: JBL, you can't even work WWE Style! Hogan: I'm going over brother! Taker: Nope, I'm not feeling that. My god. No problem. They'll just hire jobbing specialist Mick Foley to come in and lay down for all four guys, and then pop back up to shill Mick Foley brand Enema Bags or whatever before disappearing until the next time someone needs a jobber, or Foley needs publicity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted February 6, 2006 After the Rumble, I think it's safe to say that JBL doesn't belong in that class. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted February 6, 2006 What we really need at WM is a 4 way match between HHH, Taker, JBL, and Hogan just to see who the king of politics really is in the WWE. I mean, can you imagine them going over the match beforehand? Taker: I'm not jobbing... HHH: I'M NOT JOBBING! Hogan: Brother, there is no way in hell that I'm... JBL: I don't care about winning but I won't be the won't who'll get pinned! Taker: I'm not feeling that... HHH: JBL, you can't even work WWE Style! Hogan: I'm going over brother! Taker: Nope, I'm not feeling that. My god. No problem. They'll just hire jobbing specialist Mick Foley to come in and lay down for all four guys, and then pop back up to shill Mick Foley brand Enema Bags or whatever before disappearing until the next time someone needs a jobber, or Foley needs publicity. Eh, couldn't have just 5 guys. Need to have it so you could have three crappy one-on-one brawls going on at one time. Actually, it'll be booked as a 6 pack match, but Austin will walk out 5 days before the match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hunter's Torn Quad 0 Report post Posted February 6, 2006 Hunter would do the clean job for the same reason he did the clean job to Undertaker at WM X-7. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted February 6, 2006 Hunter would do the clean job for the same reason he did the clean job to Undertaker at WM X-7. Because he wasn't openly fucking Stephanie yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hunter's Torn Quad 0 Report post Posted February 6, 2006 Hunter would do the clean job for the same reason he did the clean job to Undertaker at WM X-7. Because he wasn't openly fucking Stephanie yet? Because he gets to say he did a clean job on the biggest show of all time and it just happens to be to someone already at his level and not a threat to his spot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dam(o)nYankees Report post Posted February 6, 2006 Hunter would do the clean job for the same reason he did the clean job to Undertaker at WM X-7. Because he wasn't openly fucking Stephanie yet? Because he gets to say he did a clean job on the biggest show of all time and it just happens to be to someone already at his level and not a threat to his spot. At the same time, wasn't it being reported that that miserable Raw Taker match after Summerslam 02 basically happened so HHH could get his win back? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iggymcfly 0 Report post Posted February 6, 2006 I'm pretty sure it was to build up HHH's credibility as a legitimate champion since they were finalizing the brand split, and Smackdown was getting the real WWE Champion. At least if HHH wins a #1 contender's match, they can say that Brock Lesnar refused to defend the title against the top challenger and give the Raw World title some justification for existing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest netslob Report post Posted February 6, 2006 I have no doubt Peter Brady could take him. fuck, CINDY Brady could take him. she'd just smash him upside the head with Kitty Karry-All. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Prime Time Andrew Doyle 0 Report post Posted February 6, 2006 Well after seeing the photos from "1 Night in Chyna", i think well all know what Waltmans sexuality is Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JN News 0 Report post Posted February 6, 2006 Credit: PWInsider, Wrestling Observer -- There are some people backstage who are upset at Triple H because he was pushing for Edge to lose the title to Cena at Royal Rumble to line himself up for a title match with Cena at WrestleMania. Many people thought that Edge was doing very well as champion and had managed to get himself over with the fans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted February 6, 2006 next verse, same as the first...how many title reigns does he have left to surpass Flair? 6 or 7? ugh...pray for a muscle tear. I don't wish for ailments on people usually, but that's the only thing that's gonna slow Jesus down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted February 6, 2006 HHH should have handled this differently... He should have won the title at EC. Then, Edge could have used MITB and got the bullshit win. Then, HHH could have won the title back on the next Raw. That's how you quickly build up the title reigns. And believably make Edge look like a pussy heel, and HHH look more unnecessarily stronger. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hyperchord24 0 Report post Posted February 6, 2006 So when he wins, who's he gonna feud with? Cena? I doubt HHH will let Cena make any sort of raps that are remotely funny. It'll hurt HHH's image. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jericho2000Mark 0 Report post Posted February 6, 2006 I doubt HHH will let Cena make any sort of raps that are remotely funny. It'll hurt HHH's image. If that's the case, then they didn't want him to hurt Angle, Edge, Lita, Jericho and Big Show's image, either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted February 6, 2006 So when he wins, who's he gonna feud with? Cena? I doubt HHH will let Cena make any sort of raps that are remotely funny. It'll hurt HHH's image. the usual, they'll have a rematch at the next Raw PPV won by HHH, then the next guy will be fed to him to destroy...I'm still thinking Rey's coming over to Raw at some point, that would not surprise me in the least. Anyone else think we're about to hit a stretch that could possibly be worse than the farce known as 2002-2003? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Masked Man of Mystery 0 Report post Posted February 6, 2006 So when he wins, who's he gonna feud with? Cena? I doubt HHH will let Cena make any sort of raps that are remotely funny. It'll hurt HHH's image. the usual, they'll have a rematch at the next Raw PPV won by HHH, then the next guy will be fed to him to destroy...I'm still thinking Rey's coming over to Raw at some point, that would not surprise me in the least. Anyone else think we're about to hit a stretch that could possibly be worse than the farce known as 2002-2003? 2002 had far better wrestling Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted February 6, 2006 let me ammend that, 2002 wasn't bad, make that just 2003. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted February 6, 2006 Yeah, '02 had a lot of fuck-ups...Jericho playing second fiddle, HHH being inflated, RVD's burial, the creation of a second World Title...but at least we didn't have Zach Gowen, Kevin Nash, or Goldberg running around in main events. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Just John 0 Report post Posted February 6, 2006 So when he wins, who's he gonna feud with? Cena? I doubt HHH will let Cena make any sort of raps that are remotely funny. It'll hurt HHH's image. Actually, I doubt it matters. HHH can just be his usual smartass, semi-shootin' self and completely embarrass Cena on the mic one way or the other. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
