wildpegasus tells us how he lost his virginity

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I have received the following pm from wildpegasus:

 

 

 

The only difference was the bench I was using was flat.

 

 

 

 

And he's never told me in detail how he lost his viginity to a work bench. I need to know this kind of stuff.

 

 

 

 

WP -- It was a weight bench, not a work bench. Basically I was training very, very hard that night doing hamstring curls. Hamstrings are the muscles on the other side of your legs below the BUTT and above the knees. The exercise I was doing was laying hamstring curls on the bench.

 

 

For anyone who doesn't know leg work is by far the toughest voluntary physical thing you can do in life. If you want to you can literally make yourself throwup in a matter of minutes. I was working hard that night and started to feel a little funny downstairs but I just kept on going anyway. Set after set and than BOOM! I was bouncing up and down on the bench. I don't even really think I had an erection beforehand so it's something I've never encourted afterwards since. To tell you the truth it scared me because I didn't know what was going on. This was when I put 2 and 2 together and discovered masturbation. In the months afterwards there were a few times where I know I could've done the same thing on the bench again but I stopped before anything could erupt. Maybe I'll try for another orgasm on the bench someday but I'm kind of scared as there's no research that I know of to tell me if this is safe or not. Orgasms/Benches/Limpness and You. Maybe I should write a book.

 

I will say one thing. I have never, ever even come close to the amount of fluid discharged on that memoarable night. Peter North himself would've been proud.

 

 

 

 

 

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

The "For anyone who doesn't know" part makes me realize that this wasn't just a special pm, sent to me and only me. Bit of a let down, I must say.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I never came when I humped my ALF doll. What did I do wrong?

[geniusMoment 0]

I expect more out of your threads. Me, less, but you, more.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Hey, I didn't write it.

[Slayer 0]

I never came when I humped my ALF doll. What did I do wrong?

More foreplay

[Guest The 1 Word Bandit]

 

HOT.

[UZI Suicide 0]

I got a boner while reading at this post.

 

And it didn't come from that picture.

[Vyce 0]

What a misleading thread title.

 

Someone inform WP that losing one's virginity (for males) involves the penis penetrating some sort of bodily orifice. It's not lost by humping a weight bench.

 

As it is, I'm more interested in Inc's apparently plushie fetish.

[Guest wildpegasus]

I didn't say you could post this. That's why it was a PM.

 

Anyway, this is old news. That was posted quite awhile ago.

 

And in new news I'm the new Pac-Man champ. I'm also in the highscores at neave.com though my record is truly 270,000. Perhaps even more.

[Angle-plex 0]

I know I'll never look at a wildpegasus post the same way again.

[NYU 0]

Wildpegasus, we talk about Arcade accomplishments in the "Success" thread. Not here.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Wildpegasus, the cool kids don't even post here anymore. Don't you want to be cool?

 

I still have him ignored, but all those posting voids need to disappear.

[The Czech Republic 0]

And in new news I'm the new Pac-Man champ.

Yeah, when you get the Frog Ending, then we'll talk

[Prime Time Andrew Doyle 0]

Can someone explain to WP that you need to have another person present to lose your virginity.

[Special K 0]

Sometimes when I'm working out really hard, I accidentally fart. The contraction of the stomach muscles, probably.

 

I'm thinking that's what happened to WP.

 

Next time one of his friends farts he's going to say: "Whoah! Smells like sex in here."

[nl5xsk1 0]

If the person in the picture was WP, I'd help him lose his virginity.

 

In his ass.

[The Czech Republic 0]

niskie, step back and realize that post didn't make any sense.

[Black Lushus 0]

I think he was saying that if it was a tranny, he'd hammer it? I dunno...

[nl5xsk1 0]

niskie, step back and realize that post didn't make any sense.

I should preface this by stating that I was being facetious.

 

But what I was saying/implying was that if WP had a body like that, I'd fuck him in the ass.

 

I'll end this post by reiterating that I wouldn't seriously fuck WP, even if he did have the body of a hot female.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Yeah, I generally never say I want to fuck a guy in the ass, especially if the guy appeared to be a hot female.

[Black Lushus 0]

Czech, where the fuck did you get that avatar from?

[The Czech Republic 0]

Amanda Wenk, that's like the least obscure of my avatar selections

[Black Lushus 0]

okay, is she the one we discussed here awhile back, Mole said one of her pics was fake?

[Special K 0]

Ya know, I'm sure there's a fetish for people making pig-noses.

[Black Lushus 0]

I thought Czech got it from some fetish sight for those people that like to be in vacuum sealed latex!

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

Ya know, I'm sure there's a fetish for people making pig-noses.

 

I checked google. I saw some list about different bondages, and one was pig nose bondage.

[Gary Floyd 0]

Ya know, I'm sure there's a fetish for people making pig-noses.

Look on the internet. There is a fetish for everything.

[Guest Haiku]

An edited post

I thought it said "Pig Noises"

instead of "noses"

[Carnival 0]

Sometimes when I'm working out really hard, I accidentally fart. The contraction of the stomach muscles, probably.

 

Nothing worse than an unexpected fart.

 

One time when I was like a freshman in High School, I was this girl's house with friends, we were all watching movies or something. New Jack City, I think. Anyways there was 3 girl and 3 dudes, so kinda like a date. I was laying on the floor with the girl I was matched up with and she stood up to go to the bathroom or something, I was laying on my back, and she stepped on my stomach, jokingly. She put her all her weight on me, and it squeezed out a fart. It was loud and sounded like it had a lot of force behind it. Everyone heard it. The rest of the night I was refered to as "fart boy". Needless to say, I didn't get any from her.