Dicks Worn Out...

[SuperJerk 0]

I feel sorry for any of the OVW guys right now....if I was them I would seriously consider a different line of work. Because unless they are over 6 foot tall and weigh over 275 pds, odds are they will end up like Tolland & Wicks.

Matt Morgan says hello.

[Guest Dam(o)nYankees]

Back on topic, I think the biggest question is not why they change gimmicks, but why they bring people up as jobbers. Its not like the Dicks push failed. They came up and were immediately jobbers.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

This is what happens when you have a woman on top of the writing team.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

It's true, your honour.

 

This company has no Dicks.

 

I don't know about that. HHH and Shawn Michaels are still on the roster.

 

You totally killed my Ghostbusters quote, causing no one to tell me how hilarious it was. Thanks a lot, cheech13! You're officially "On Notice".

[Downhome 0]

This is what happens when you have a woman on top of the writing team.

 

Steph - "Off with their heads!" ?

[chaosrage 0]

I thought Stephanie loved the Dicks.

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

It's true, your honour.

 

This company has no Dicks.

 

I don't know about that. HHH and Shawn Michaels are still on the roster.

 

You totally killed my Ghostbusters quote, causing no one to tell me how hilarious it was. Thanks a lot, cheech13! You're officially "On Notice".

 

Sorry man, I will try and do better next time.

[CBright7831 0]

It's true, your honour.

 

This company has no Dicks.

 

I don't know about that. HHH and Shawn Michaels are still on the roster.

 

You totally killed my Ghostbusters quote, causing no one to tell me how hilarious it was. Thanks a lot, cheech13! You're officially "On Notice".

Don't feel to bad, I noticed and knew what you were talking about the first time that I read it.

[CanadianChick 0]

This is what happens when you have a woman on top of the writing team.

 

Come on now, not all women are fucking retards.

[Fökai 0]

I think he was aiming for "moody", but there are too many jokes that could've worked.

[Wrestlefreak 0]

Seriously. Hardcore Holly is never getting fired.

 

Holly's one of the few midcarders-4-life I actually like.

 

As for the Dicks, given how badly they were being used it was just a matter of time.

 

All I can say to the rest of them is tick-tock tick-tock!

[chaosrage 0]

This is what happens when you have a woman on top of the writing team.

 

Come on now, not all women are fucking retards.

 

Are you saying you would have handled the Dicks better if you were on top?

 

Yeah, Steph is stupid for letting the Dicks go. It's obvious they had a lot of potential and were ready to make a blast onto the scene.

[k thx 0]

I'd have thought they would have been decent enhancement talent, the same as the Heartthrobs, but I guess thay've got to pay for Giant Singh's wages somehow.

[CanadianChick 0]

This is what happens when you have a woman on top of the writing team.

 

Come on now, not all women are fucking retards.

 

Are you saying you would have handled the Dicks better if you were on top?

 

Yeah, Steph is stupid for letting the Dicks go. It's obvious they had a lot of potential and were ready to make a blast onto the scene.

 

I would have, you know, done what most people on this board would have done too: build a tag division. Not every team is going to be a top team, and that's where the Dicks come in. MNM, Mexicools, London/Spanky, Burchill/Regal, LOD 2005, and the Dicks would have made a fine tag division. Now, Mexicools, Spanky and London are dicking around in the cruiser division, Burchill's a pirate with Regal doing nothing, Animal is doing noting (well, to be fair, that team could be replaced anyways) and the Dicks are fired. Yeah, I like my scenerio better.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Sure, you say that now.

[Guest Flockmember37]

Am I the only one that think's this is bad for business?

 

Half of the reason I loved WWF growing up was because of the Tag-Teams that stayed around A LONG time before splitting.

 

Such as: The Road Warriors (Legion of Doom), Demolition, The Hart Foundation, The Killer Bees, The Freebirds,The Horseman,The Brainbusters,Strike Force (i know it was short lived),and others.

 

Then you have the mid-late 90's with The Smoking Guns, The BodyDonnas,The Headbangers,THE APA, The Hardy's, Edge and Christian,The New Age Outlaws and dare I say Foley and Chainsaw Charlie!

 

Now in the WWE we have no major tag division. We have hot-shotted title reigns by pairing two people together that aren't a team and we just wait for them to blow up and then fight each other. What kind of crap is that?

 

Now, I'm no fan of the Dicks, however they were a TAG-TEAM and splitting them up or firing them ruins any hopes of a solid Tag Division on WWE tv and/or ppv.

 

And NO I don't want to see ANIMAL & HARDY.

[CanadianChick 0]

Sure, you say that now.

 

You're right. They'd say that they didn't like my new highlights in my hair, so I'd fire their asses. How are we kidding?

[Slayer 0]

This is what happens when you have a woman on top of the writing team.

Come on now, not all women are fucking retards.

Are you saying you would have handled the Dicks better if you were on top?

Intentional or not, wins

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Sure, you say that now.

 

You're right. They'd say that they didn't like my new highlights in my hair, so I'd fire their asses. How are we kidding?

 

"Hey Funaki, do these heels make me look fat?"

[Copper Feel 0]

Looks like Vince cut the dicks heads off just when they were starting to get big.

[Guest adamsummers]

the tag division is dying fast here people... like its been previously mentioned, the only REAL tag teams we got left are Mexicools, spanky/london, and the best around right now MNM. Personally i am looking forward to this Pirate gimmick for Burchill. I think putting Regal and Finley together would actually make a solid team.

 

We got Kane & Big Show as RAW champs... who never team up anymore now that the batista thing is over. That is just sad, why even have those belts? I feel wwe needs to make a drastic change fast regarding the tag division, otherwise TNA is gona win in that factor.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

How can something that has long been dead be "dying"?

[Angle-plex 0]

I don't think I've ever been as apathetic toward WWE news as I am now.

[k thx 0]

How can something that has long been dead be "dying"?

Heartthrobs, Dicks, Animal/Heidenreich, Hurri/Rosey and Birchill/Regal have all been split/fired in the last few months.

 

Maybe more.

[k thx 0]

Also, two quick notes:

 

1) I need to change my fake random wrestler custom title

 

2) I can't remember what Tank's name was when he became a Dick.

[Guest Flockmember37]

That's what many older fans are saying.

[Guest Flockmember37]

How can something that has long been dead be "dying"?

Heartthrobs, Dicks, Animal/Heidenreich, Hurri/Rosey and Birchill/Regal have all been split/fired in the last few months.

 

Maybe more.

 

That's ridiculous. For no reason either.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Am I the only one that think's this is bad for business?

 

Half of the reason I loved WWF growing up was because of the Tag-Teams that stayed around A LONG time before splitting.

 

Such as: The Road Warriors (Legion of Doom), Demolition, The Hart Foundation, The Killer Bees, The Freebirds,The Horseman,The Brainbusters,Strike Force (i know it was short lived),and others.

Horseman? Are you thinking of the Young Stallions, the Brainbusters, or do you just know something I don't?

[King Cucaracha 0]

The sad thing is, if they'd really gone OTT with the dick jokes, it would have been so ridiculous it would have gotten them over...like The Boogeyman. It worked for Dick Dudley, after all.

 

Also, chaosrage, a winner is you.

[Guest Dam(o)nYankees]

How can something that has long been dead be "dying"?

Heartthrobs, Dicks, Animal/Heidenreich, Hurri/Rosey and Birchill/Regal have all been split/fired in the last few months.

 

Maybe more.

 

That's ridiculous. For no reason either.

Hey now. If Hurricane and Rosey stayed together, we would have missed Shane Helms' dastardly, vile heel character. He wears sunglasses, you see, so he's evil, and now we shall boo him, and my God, Lawler was right.