I am a very hairy man of many ketchups!

[Murmuring Beast 0]

This is a new low.

 

At least he isn't covered in ketchup, which is what I thought I was going to see.

[Matt Young 0]

This is a new low.

 

At least he isn't covered in ketchup, which is what I thought I was going to see.

 

No it's not.

 

And I thought about it.

[nl5xsk1 0]

Chicago-ans don't eat ketchup!

 

I'm not from Chicago, and my mom bought a bunch of ketchup when it was on sale.

Yeah, because ketchup is so very expensive, if you can find it on-sale, you better stock up while you can.

 

And I was hairier than that at like 16.

[Boon 0]

With the Star Wars exhibit in town, we decided to compare one of my friend's hairy legs to that of Chewbacca's.

You, sir, are not hairy.

 

[Annabelle 0]

i got more hair in the crack of my ass than matt does on his chest.

[NYU 0]

I've seen people look a lot hairier...

 

[stahl 0]

 

You look like a 14 year old boy. Why is your face more tanned then the rest of you. I understand why you wouldn't want to appear topless outside, but even your forearms are whiter than my ass.

[Sideburnious 0]

This is insane. Has it really gotten to the point where people are bitching at Matt for looking young and having a farmers tan? Nit-picking has taken on a new meaning.

[Black Lushus 0]

has Melissa had the baby, yet, Matt?

[NYU 0]

This is insane. Has it really gotten to the point where people are bitching at Matt for looking young and having a farmers tan? Nit-picking has taken on a new meaning.

 

No. I made fun of his girlfriend.

[Sideburnious 0]

no, not you, you're untouchable. The other guy.

[stahl 0]

Put Al Bundy back as your sig.

 

I don't pick on Matt, this is probably the first time I've ever interacted with him. When I saw the pic, and I've seen the others he has posted, I noticed how young he looks as well as how darker his face appears. I thought it might be a photoshopped image at first because he is so pasty.

[Matt Young 0]

This is insane. Has it really gotten to the point where people are bitching at Matt for looking young and having a farmers tan? Nit-picking has taken on a new meaning.

 

No. I made fun of his girlfriend.

 

No, actually, you didn't.

 

And while a lot of the criticism I have received here has been unwarranted, I'm not stupid. I didn't post this thread with the expectation that no one would have anything negative to say. That's the fun, amusing part.

[NYU 0]

Ugh. Nobody cares why you posted this thread. Everyone's just going to ignore that post and continue mocking you.

[I like Forums 0]

Matt Young = Attention whore.

[The Czech Republic 0]

[Guest Vitamin X]

I've seen people look a lot hairier...

 

 

a burn!

[Murmuring Beast 0]

check, quit playing with my hungover mind.

[The Czech Republic 0]

hungover mind?

[Sideburnious 0]

he sure is hungover. When people ask him how his head feels, he says "she bangs, she bangs!"

[Vyce 0]

With the Star Wars exhibit in town, we decided to compare one of my friend's hairy legs to that of Chewbacca's.

You, sir, are not hairy.

 

 

Damn, does your friend suffer from that werewolf people's disease?

 

This thread is all kinds of ridiculous BTW.

[Matt Young 0]

Ugh. Nobody cares why you posted this thread. Everyone's just going to ignore that post and continue mocking you.

 

But that post made it clear that people mocking me was exactly what I expected from this thread. Duh.

 

And I'm not doing this for attention, but my own personal amusement. You guys take me far too seriously. Have fun with it!

[Carnival 0]

Have fun with it!

impossible

[Guest Princess Leena]

Matt needs to be banned from creating threads.

[The Czech Republic 0]

But that post made it clear that people mocking me was exactly what I expected from this thread. Duh.

 

And I'm not doing this for attention, but my own personal amusement. You guys take me far too seriously. Have fun with it!

wheeee i worked teh board weeeeeeeeeee

[Black Lushus 0]

But that post made it clear that people mocking me was exactly what I expected from this thread. Duh.

 

And I'm not doing this for attention, but my own personal amusement. You guys take me far too seriously. Have fun with it!

wheeee i worked teh board weeeeeeeeeee

 

that reminds me of the scene in Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood: when the "thugs" are playing cards, head thug mentions liking man ass in prison, the other thugs are like WTF, and then he plays it off like "oh man i was just fuckin with y'all"

[Art Sandusky 0]

The best part of that whole movie was when they busted out the nuclear missile. I don't think I've laughed that hard in a long-ass time.

[Matt Young 0]

 

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[Art Sandusky 0]

No.

[Slayer 0]

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