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Guest StylesMark

This is the worst day in the history of the board. I'm dead serious.

 

Truth.

 

The excitement of the end of winter must be exciting people. Or, everyone here just blows.

 

 

Shut up and crave my sperm.

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This is the worst day in the history of the board. I'm dead serious.

 

Truth.

 

The excitement of the end of winter must be exciting people. Or, everyone here just blows.

I think that I suck more than blow, but am willing to be corrected if I'm wrong in my presumption.

 

EDIT: tried to correct my grammar in fear of the grammar nazis. It's probably still a poorly worded sentence, though.

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So, the question has to be raised. How many of these kids are under 18?

 

StylesMark and EvanderHolyfieldsMissingEar should stay out of HD forever.

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Guest StylesMark

I'm trying to do the mature thing here. I don't want to just hit it, and quit it.

 

No no. I want to start the first ever TSM Family. That would really be the best and most mature thing that has ever happened on thos board. I want to smell Lena's hair in the morning. I want her to massage my broad shoulders at night when I get home from work, and then make dinner for her. I want to buy her diamonds. I want to live with her and our new family in a nice house. And I want all of you to witness it, to see how happy two people could possibly make one another.

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leena10355345345.jpg

 

That definatly a face I'd like to ejaculate seman onto.

 

 

 

WHAT?????

 

Ejaculate means you're shooting semen. I hate poor English. And poor spelling.

 

I apologize. Your picture causes most of the blood in my body to rush to my penis, leaving very little for my brain.

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I thought this thread was mocking Kotz by way of Leena

That's what I thought, too.

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Leena seems like the type of woman who one day would decide to crush you. Not physically, though I understand she's very tall and thus 'Amazonian', but psychologically. She would savage you, breaking your little heart in two, leaving you lying in a pile of your own lost hopes and shattered dreams, with tears streaming down your dirt-smudged face, just bruised and broken, knowing that you've been manipulated and then tossed away like so much refuse. And she will delight in your torment, your suffering. Because she is like the Black Goddess, the Dark Mother, Kali.

 

THAT is the appeal of Leena. Her beauty, and her fury, which is married with our own wish to be part of her cycle of destruction, to fulfill our own deep, secret desires of self-annihilation. Thus, we are drawn to her. Like moths. That's what we are. Moths to her eternal flame.

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Guest StylesMark

Lord have mercy...

 

I love the new pic even more.

 

Lena...fulfill your destiny.

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N00bs. I was lusting after her in a pathetically geeky never-actually-met-her-in-person manner like four years ago.

 

-Jingus, serving the grumpy old veteran haterade since 2004

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why does that whore always change her avatar? do the different poses make a difference? does she realise that mostly everyone is more or less mocking her as opposed to really wanting to skull fuck her? at least thats what i thought...

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Guest Princess Leena
N00bs. I was lusting after her in a pathetically geeky never-actually-met-her-in-person manner like four years ago.

 

-Jingus, serving the grumpy old veteran haterade since 2004

 

And you moved on to Marney.

 

Not that I blame you.

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why does that whore always change her avatar? do the different poses make a difference? does she realise that mostly everyone is more or less mocking her as opposed to really wanting to skull fuck her? at least thats what i thought...

Sez the guy that's had HOW many names in the last few years? At least when it's just the avatar that's changed the rest of the posters know who's posting.

 

And I think the mocking/skull fucking breakdown is pretty close to 50/50 at this point. I just want to lick her teeth, not mock her OR fuck her at all.

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Guest Princess Leena

I doubt you wouldn't insert it into me if I visited you in that shitty state of yours. I might have to get a bunch of tattoos on my face, or pull some teeth out, or mutilate myself in some way... but, you would.

 

And nobody here is really "mocking" me. You're just tired of me being a nasty psycho bitch. That's not changing. The end.

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If you visited my shitty state and spread your legs, yes, I would fuck you. I'm a male, you're a female, and that's what males & females do together.

 

Buf I have no strong desire to fuck you. I mean, I wouldn't meet you halfway or do any work to be able to fuck you. You'd have to come here and just present yourself in front of me.

 

The tats, tooth removal, or self-mutilation would indeed increase my desire to slip it in, though, so you're on point with that.

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Guest Princess Leena

So, you're one of those shy bitches that if you saw me in some club, you'd be afraid to talk.

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Afraid to talk to? Unlikely. You're just not my type.

 

You said it best:

I might have to get a bunch of tattoos on my face, or pull some teeth out, or mutilate myself in some way

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Hey, is DVDVR any good? Maybe I'll post there.

 

 

It's not bad.

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Guest wildpegasus

I'd definitely do Leena. I think she's actually a sweet girl underneath her rough exterior which could possibly be a defence mechanism against anyone getting too close.

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Guest CWMwasmurdered

how do you get close to someone over the internet? Unless you're gheyme and start stalking someone.

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The only way this is going to end, ever, is for Leena to do a full strip on a webcam for some TSM shmuck (and if its gonna happen, do it for one of the shmucks that cant figure out how to ask a girl out in LS&D) and then for that shmuck to post it for the rest of us.

 

Then, and only then, will then Leena threads be over...

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Guest Princess Leena

The only way I'll do that scenario is for at least $2000. And, I'd have to want to get in the porn business to make my living.

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