Art Sandusky Posted March 13, 2006 Report Posted March 13, 2006 Huzzah, if it isn't career-ending. Discuss.
Open the Muggy Gate Posted March 13, 2006 Report Posted March 13, 2006 Carnivalizcrying. Carnivaliztying... up the noose right now to his ceiling fan.
Dangerous A Posted March 13, 2006 Report Posted March 13, 2006 This could be fun. Carnivalislying... on the floor because the room is spinning.
Art Sandusky Posted March 13, 2006 Author Report Posted March 13, 2006 Fuck that, I want to see some real Jarrett defenders come in here. NHB FTW
naiwf Posted March 13, 2006 Report Posted March 13, 2006 I don't know the guy, but Carnivalisdying. . . because he slit his wrists now that TNA may not = JJJ and he lost his will to live.
Art Sandusky Posted March 13, 2006 Author Report Posted March 13, 2006 This is meant to be a celebration.
naiwf Posted March 13, 2006 Report Posted March 13, 2006 It's too early to celebrate when a college basketball player's eye can pop out of its socket and he is able to practice 2 or 3 days later. Until I hear that Jarrett's out for at least 3 months I don't want to get too excited.
Carnival Posted March 13, 2006 Report Posted March 13, 2006 How could this happen to meeeeeee? Meh, Daddy isn't hurt, for one simple reason, he's not a mortal man.
Dobbs 3K Posted March 13, 2006 Report Posted March 13, 2006 Well, we haven't heard how badly Jarrett is injured. He could be on the next Impact for all we know. Now, if it was Triple H...
Guest StylesMark Posted March 13, 2006 Report Posted March 13, 2006 Even if Jarrett's out for a year, he's coming back and winning the title. Deal with it, bitches.
Carnival Posted March 13, 2006 Report Posted March 13, 2006 Even if Jarrett is hurt, he's still gonna be on impact. Can't stop, won't stop, Jeff Jarrett records, get down baby, get down.
Guest SavageRulz Posted March 13, 2006 Report Posted March 13, 2006 Jarrett wasn't injured. He was just selling brilliantly. What happened was that after being locked in the Scorpion Death Lock, Jeff was struggling to stand up, and walk. The camera's tried not to focus on him, and he was sitting down in the ring, and also having to be helped around by AMW. He was even sitting for the guitar shot apparently. He was helped backstage afterwards. As soon as he got backstage, he was absolutely fine. It was just a great selling job that made everyone think that he was legit injured, and made the Scorpion Death Lock look as devastating as it should have.
k thx Posted March 13, 2006 Report Posted March 13, 2006 Huzzah, if it isn't career-ending. Discuss. Mark Sandusky
Giuseppe Zangara Posted March 13, 2006 Report Posted March 13, 2006 It's too early to celebrate when a college basketball player's eye can pop out of its socket and he is able to practice 2 or 3 days later. Until I hear that Jarrett's out for at least 3 months I don't want to get too excited. I don't even watch sports, yet I had the misfortune of seeing this as it happened. Fuck.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted March 13, 2006 Report Posted March 13, 2006 Which is worse: eyeball guy or that hockey dude who got his throat slit during a game by someone's skate.
MrRant Posted March 13, 2006 Report Posted March 13, 2006 Joe Theisman's leg is still the worst for me.
Guest Princess Leena Posted March 13, 2006 Report Posted March 13, 2006 Malarchuk's is still the worst. Watching it live, everybody thought he was dead.
Copper Feel Posted March 13, 2006 Report Posted March 13, 2006 Remember when Rocky lost in the first Rocky movie? Nothing will ever be worse then that.
The Niggardly King Posted March 13, 2006 Report Posted March 13, 2006 Meh, Daddy isn't hurt, for one simple reason, he's not a mortal man. Yeah, dude... he survived a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Guest CWMwasmurdered Posted March 13, 2006 Report Posted March 13, 2006 It's too early to celebrate when a college basketball player's eye can pop out of its socket and he is able to practice 2 or 3 days later. Until I hear that Jarrett's out for at least 3 months I don't want to get too excited. If he was a real man like Vader he'd just have slammed it back in and kept going.
Ted the Poster Posted March 13, 2006 Report Posted March 13, 2006 It's too early to celebrate when a college basketball player's eye can pop out of its socket and he is able to practice 2 or 3 days later. Until I hear that Jarrett's out for at least 3 months I don't want to get too excited. Is there video of this on the web.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted March 13, 2006 Report Posted March 13, 2006 The Malarchuk video is worth watching for the reactions in the crowd as they pan away.
2GOLD Posted March 13, 2006 Report Posted March 13, 2006 The Malarchuk video is worth watching for the reactions in the crowd as they pan away. Nevermind, I remember now. Yeah, that was brutal to a new degree.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted March 13, 2006 Report Posted March 13, 2006 http://myweb.cableone.net/yoeddy1/fights/Clint_Malarchuk.wmv
Art Sandusky Posted March 13, 2006 Author Report Posted March 13, 2006 Me: "Wait, what injury is this? I've never heard of it... oh god, this is gonna be gruesome..." (video plays) "FUCK!"
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