janusd 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2006 (edited) SWF Lockdown Card @ The Taj Mahal - Agra, India Date: 17th May 2006. Viewing Times: 6:00pm PST, 10:00pm EST; check local listings. I'd be witty, but I'm tired and all 'rargh why are there no matches'. Raynor will put in the typical shiny pictures later, because no matter what he has you believe, that's his job. So. Card! Main Event - Three-Way Dance For The Cruiserweight Title Grendel© vs Zyon vs "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu Description: Team Tecnicos win match. WC wants a match for the International title later, so he opted out. Three men do battle! Rules: Three Way, and because I like it that way, elimination style. Word Limit: 6500 Marker: realitycheck Sub-Main Event - International Title Match JJ Johnson© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Description: International battle for the gold, and I have no idea if Spike holds the other tag strap or not. Rules: Straight singles match Word Limit: 7000 Marker: janusd Singles Match "The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs Wildchild Description: Tom wants cruiserweight preferences, Tom gets the best cruiser we have. Rules: Cruiserweight rules Word Limit: 5000 Marker: chirs3 Hardcore Match Insane Luchadore vs Jay Hawke Description: And then, there was violence. Rules: VIOLENCE! Word Limit: 5000 Marker: The Superstar Singles Match Michael Stephens vs Sean Davis Description: Random battle of doom starring everyone's favourite former Straight-Edge Sensation Toxxic. Rules: Singles match Word Limit: 4000 Marker: Evolution Send all marked matches, promos etc to: realitycheck Yes. Minimal effort on my part. I may just be a little annoyed with the poor effort of last show's lack of matches. This also accounts for my inability to think of a good House Rules match despite numerous intriguing suggestions. And then, there were otters. Edited May 14, 2006 by chirs3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2006 I call opening otter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2006 I don't think you want to mention otter openings around Janus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2006 Damnit, why not Indian Air Raid? Why? Wires strung from each surrounding pillar to the main building of the Taj Mahal, Cruiserweight Title on the main spire! IT'S GOLD I TELL YA, GOLD! And for now, Toxx gets to face the guy who's been hanging out with his sister. Right. Could be interesting... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zyon 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2006 Other than the lack of descriptions, this does look like a fun card. WC vs. Flesher = Goodness. 7,000 word limit for a Spike match = hillarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2006 Is the ring inside the Taj Mahal or outside in the park surrounding it? Do we care? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2006 I hereby decree that it is in the park outside. I also hereby decree that I have opening promo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted May 14, 2006 I do believe Blank is unavailable, at the moment. That little factoid was hiding in the "Shit I Keep Forgetting to Tell Janus" section of my brain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted May 14, 2006 Sweeeeeeeeet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted May 14, 2006 Hey Raynor, why don't you get yourselves a Creative Control forum where you can post all that shit when you find it out and therefore not have to remember to tell Janus? I think that'd be a great idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted May 14, 2006 (edited) I'd just forget to post it there. EDIT: New opponent for Hawke. Version 32893821.2B of his stats should be up shortly. Edited May 14, 2006 by chirs3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted May 14, 2006 .2C, asshole. Edit: Nice card, by the way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted May 14, 2006 (edited) Sub-Main Event - International Title Match JJ Johnson© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Description: International battle for the gold, and I have no idea if Spike holds the other tag strap or not. He does. When ham sandwiches collide! Edited May 15, 2006 by Ace309 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted May 18, 2006 So, uhm... was that a one-shot for Va'aiga, or is he on a really *really* reduced schedule? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted May 18, 2006 All - well, more - will be revealed this show, WC. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted May 18, 2006 Still waiting on SS, Janus and Duran. Hoo-hah. -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted May 18, 2006 Eh, that's only sixty percent of the show... Janus would have posted it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted May 18, 2006 Maybe you could back the fuck up off Janus, WC? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted May 18, 2006 And maybe you could realize that I wasn't fucking with Janus, I was fucking with Zed... get off my dick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted May 18, 2006 Even I have to side with 'Child here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted May 18, 2006 When Janus posted the last show you were complaining about it being as full of holes as a Swiss cheese. Forgive me if I didn't detect the change in tone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted May 18, 2006 I'd agree. lolz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted May 18, 2006 You know, there's a new card up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted May 18, 2006 When Janus posted the last show you were complaining about it being as full of holes as a Swiss cheese. Forgive me if I didn't detect the change in tone. I wasn't complaining, it was a fucking joke. Just like what I posted last night was a joke. Please accept my humble apology for not being on the same wavelength as your sense of humor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sly 0 Report post Posted May 18, 2006 There's more testosterone in this thread than there should be. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted May 18, 2006 .... Seeing a link to a file named "Gay Sex in the 70s1.jpg" makes me glad that I have pictures and junk turned off. That said... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sly 0 Report post Posted May 19, 2006 It's a picture of a bunny. Honest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted May 19, 2006 WC - I read your original post as a complaint, therefore I took this post to be a jibe as well. Since you seemed to be beating it into the ground I responded this time around. Evidently this wasn't the case, and I'm sorry if I misunderstood you. And Sly - cute bunny. It's a shame WC can't see it. He'd go "Awwww" for sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
