OAO Raw Thread - May/29th/06.

[JustJoe2k5 0]

I expect Nitro to yell "HUSS!" after he hits a move.

[razazteca 0]

JR forgets Nitro had a match on RAW, and was Personal Assistant to Eric Bischoff

That was Earth-1 Tough Enough Kid

[Slickster 0]

RVD is showing more personality on the mic than he has in the last 5 years.

[Exslade ZX 0]

So yea...the champ's getting his ass handed to him by half of MNM.

 

Go Nitro!

[Downhome 0]

I like how in WWE-land, if you or your gf causes trouble...you get a push of sorts.

 

And if you break German laws you become the world champ!

[SuperJerk 0]

[The Amazing Rando 0]

JR forgets Nitro had a match on RAW, and was Personal Assistant to Eric Bischoff

That was Earth-1 Tough Enough Kid

 

 

Smackdown is Earth-616 and Earth 919 ...

 

 

919 JBL is Earth-1 Umaga's brother... named "JABAL!"

[Guest zetableh]

Is it me or is Cena being really stiff on those punches and clotheslines?

[JustJoe2k5 0]

Referee was already calling for the bell before Nitro tapped, could wrestling be staged?

[slimm44 0]

RVD's not very good on commentary, I could barely hear him

[Slickster 0]

JR forgets Nitro had a match on RAW, and was Personal Assistant to Eric Bischoff

That was Earth-1 Tough Enough Kid

 

 

Smackdown is Earth-616 and Earth 919 ...

 

 

919 JBL is Earth-1 Umaga's brother... named "JABAL!"

 

Wasn't he the guy in Mortal Kombat 3, the guy with the hooks?

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Referee was already calling for the bell before Nitro tapped, could wrestling be staged?

 

 

On Earth-2 ... WWE is MMA, and Zach Gowen is your champion.

[JustJoe2k5 0]

Jerry Lawler waits until Rob Van Dam has taken off the headphones to talk shit about him.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

JR forgets Nitro had a match on RAW, and was Personal Assistant to Eric Bischoff

That was Earth-1 Tough Enough Kid

 

 

Smackdown is Earth-616 and Earth 919 ...

 

 

919 JBL is Earth-1 Umaga's brother... named "JABAL!"

 

Wasn't he the guy in Mortal Kombat 3, the guy with the hooks?

 

Kabal.

[UZI Suicide 0]

So, Nitro debuting was pretty much...pointless?

[Guest zetableh]

First time in recent memory I've seen Cena spin the belt deliberately...

[Exslade ZX 0]

God I hate Cena.

 

All of his matches are so....*Insert scream here* AHHH

 

He fucking always gets his ass kicked the whole match, then out of nowhere decides to hit 3 clotheslines, that spinning body slam, and then the 5 Knuckle shuffle, and occasionaly that crappy ass FU, and then it's over. That's bullshit

[JustJoe2k5 0]

Referee was already calling for the bell before Nitro tapped, could wrestling be staged?

 

 

On Earth-2 ... WWE is MMA, and Zach Gowen is your champion.

 

And Shane Douglas is WWE Champion and likes every promotion he has ever worked for.

[CanadianChris 0]

So, Nitro debuting was pretty much...pointless?

Don't tell me that surprises you.

[JustJoe2k5 0]

God I hate Cena.

 

All of his matches are so....*Insert scream here* AHHH

 

He fucking always gets his ass kicked the whole match, then out of nowhere decides to hit 3 clotheslines, that spinning body slam, and then the 5 Knuckle shuffle, and occasionaly that crappy ass FU, and then it's over. That's bullshit

 

Add the STFU...

 

FIVE MOVES OF DOOM!

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Earth-2 HBK never lost his smile, he gave it to Earth-2 Bret Hart.

[Hawk 34 0]

God I hate Cena.

 

All of his matches are so....*Insert scream here* AHHH

 

He fucking always gets his ass kicked the whole match, then out of nowhere decides to hit 3 clotheslines, that spinning body slam, and then the 5 Knuckle shuffle, and occasionaly that crappy ass FU, and then it's over. That's bullshit

 

So...pretty much every top babyface ever? Gets his ass kicks and makes the instant comeback, hits the weak finisher and wins?

[Jaxxson Mayhem 0]

Foley.............

 

and Heyman.

[AlaskanHero 0]

In Earth-2, WWE is WCW.

[JustJoe2k5 0]

God I hate Cena.

 

All of his matches are so....*Insert scream here* AHHH

 

He fucking always gets his ass kicked the whole match, then out of nowhere decides to hit 3 clotheslines, that spinning body slam, and then the 5 Knuckle shuffle, and occasionaly that crappy ass FU, and then it's over. That's bullshit

 

So...pretty much every top babyface ever? Gets his ass kicks and makes the instant comeback, hits the weak finisher and wins?

 

If you think about it, he pretty much described every Bret Hart match in the 90s. Just with five different moves.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

THE GREAT DEBATE!

[BorneAgain 0]

In Earth-2, WWE is WCW.

And Paul Heyman won't stop raiding Eric Bischoff's talent.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

FOLEY FUCKS FOR MONEY!

[Slickster 0]

I like how Foley is STILL wearing the WWE Hardcore Title belt.

[Exslade ZX 0]

God I hate Cena.

 

All of his matches are so....*Insert scream here* AHHH

 

He fucking always gets his ass kicked the whole match, then out of nowhere decides to hit 3 clotheslines, that spinning body slam, and then the 5 Knuckle shuffle, and occasionaly that crappy ass FU, and then it's over. That's bullshit

 

So...pretty much every top babyface ever? Gets his ass kicks and makes the instant comeback, hits the weak finisher and wins?

Pretty much.

 

But there are so many people who do it better then him. (Not that that's a good thing..but yea)