Save Screech!

[Richard 0]

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I'm Dustin Diamond and you probably remember me from the hit TV show Saved By The Bell. After the show ended I decided to leave Sunny Cailfornia for the midwest. My shitty credit meant that getting a loan for a house would be tough. I began looking and finally purchsed one on a land contract. I was thrilled! Now I call Wisconsin my home.

 

During the past years the land around me has developed for the better and my property value went way up. Now that the house is worth a lot more they want it back. Knowing my credit is bad, getting a straight mortgage would take some time. I received a letter stating that I had 30 days to pay $250,000.00 or get out. I was not thrilled.

 

Calling an old friend with lots of connections, I was finally referred to a man named Arthur Giraldo who works for New York Capital Exchange. "If he can't do it, it can't be done." Arthur was said to be an expert in land contracts and a guru when it came to getting difficult loans done. Indeed Arthur sold himself highly and away we went to save my house. I was told not to worry, that it wouldn't be a problem and that everything would be done quickly, as was needed.

 

I sent everything he asked for and signed all the papers that were sent to me. The closing date was to be set and he would have a lawyer who was in Wisconsin come to the closing with me. Arthur even said he was going to fly out himself and be there for the closing. The days went by and I never heard from him. I called and left message after message but never got a call back. I finally called from another number from the road (I travel the U.S. doing stand up comedy) and he picked up. As if we had all the time in the world, he brushed it off and said again not to worry. Everything was moving ahead and all is well. He set yet another closing date, but that came and went.

 

Meanwhile, all was not well and they still want the house. As days crept by and still no calls from Arthur, I was forced to threaten calling every day, all day long, every hour on the hour til I got a call back. Alas, I get a call back. "Don't worry. Everything's moving ahead and all is well." Less than thrilled.

 

This avoidance goes on and on for some time until...

 

"You got Served"

 

That's right, yours truly gets served with a notice to foreclose. They're gonna take my house! I'm gonna be homeless! Dustin Diamond homeless in Wisconsin. BULLSHIT! Time to call up New York Capital Exchange and set them straight! My message went something like this...

 

"Tell Arthur Giraldo that I just got served and was told that he hadn't contacted the holder of the land contract for over a month, never sent any papers over and as such, I am losing my house. If he doesn't call me back I'll go to Howard Stern and tell the world (New York especially) how he does business. Let's face it, if he can't find the time to work on a mortgage for a famous celebrity, how will he handle the average person?"

 

In more words than one I was told basically... "Go fuck yourself!"

 

One phone call later I was telling the Stern show what had happened.

Time to pay the piper Arthur. You shouldn't have fucked with the Dman.

 

At this point I have less than 40 days to save my house and I'm calling out to anyone who will listen.

 

1. I want Arthur to lose his cushy job at NYCE where he screws over the working man then laughs at their expense.

 

2. I ask you to join my fight against injustice by helping to save my house.

 

I've designed a T-shirt for all of you to wear to show your support. All monies go towards Saving My House!

 

1. A $15.00 donation will get you a comfortable and stylish cotton T-Shirt telling the world you helped save my house.

 

2. A $20.00 donation will get you that same T-Shirt signed by me with my special message "Fuck Giraldo".

 

First we rallied to Free Wynona. The next time we Voted For Pedro. This time we'll Save Screeech's House!

 

Please rally behind me and together we can end the feeble handling of peoples futures by Arthur Giraldo and at the same time SAVE MY HOUSE!

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

I don't understand how one can buy a house than have it be taken away, and not only that but have to pay them even more to keep it?

[Zack Malibu 0]

Heard about this yesterday. Needless to say, I'll be contributing.

[Man Who Sold The World 0]

Dustin Diamond is losing overness because of his weak gimmick.

[MrRant 0]

I don't understand how one can buy a house than have it be taken away, and not only that but have to pay them even more to keep it?

 

He didn't "buy" the house through the usual means.

 

 

But, fuck Screech. How can having money from SBTB re-runs and shit can he not pay a credit card bill? Was he buying coke and hookers?

[vivalaultra 0]

Fuck Screech. He tried to charge people $15 to come see him do an hour of shitty stand-up comedy at my university last year. Even Chuck D. spoke for free. I'd pay $15 to see Chuck D. Screech can go to Hell. He was on Saved by the Bell for about 25 years, he should've saved his money. Maybe he could go back and sneak in and live on the set. That would be neat if they still had his old robot on there. They could be friends again. Fuck Screech.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Your heroin thread was better.

[Dobbs 3K 0]

I didn't know he lived in Wisconsin. I'm not going to send him any money, but he could probably crash at my place for a night or two if needed.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

When I wake up in the morning

And the alarm gives out a warning

I don't think I’ll ever make it on time

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Send me $5 to help pay for my house -- I'm asking for less than Screech and I won't even give you a crappy T-shirt.

[Failed Bridge 0]

I'll consider it if you take a photo just as pathetic as his.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Even worse. Now I'm charging $6.

[Jericholic82 0]

Heard about this yesterday. Needless to say, I'll be contributing.

I knew you would,

 

too bad Im broke right now

 

 

Come on save screech.

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

So when is Zack going to think up a scam for Screech to keep his house?

[Scroby 0]

He was on a radioshow I listen to the other day, they asked him how a bank can do that and said normally banks do that if your behind on payments. Screech said he wasn't behind on payments and one day they just got ahold of him and said he owed them 230,000 (or something similar) in 30 days or he's out of a house. Has anyone EVER heard of a bank doing that to someone whose all caught up with payments and are making enough to keep up with payments?

[Dobbs 3K 0]

No, there has to be something fishy going on...a mortgage is a binding loan agreement. The bank can't just say "Oh, you have to pay up 25 years early or you're out a house." (Assuming he's on a standard 30 year fixed mortgage).

 

Also...WTF happened to all his money from "Saved by the Bell?" I mean, he was pretty young when he started on that show, so I assume his parents managed his money. I can't believe he blew it all, unless he had some huge drug habit or something...Dustin Diamond doesn't really strike me as one of those wild Hollywood kids who hung out at the Viper Room every weekend or something.

[Jericholic82 0]

So when is Zack going to think up a scam for Screech to keep his house?

I think the scam will have something to do with starting a teen line that sells dating videos and scalps concert tickets

[Zack Malibu 0]

According to what he said on the radio, not only did his parents wind up blowing most of his money (which was fairly well known), but what money he did have went to an operation for his girlfriend, who was pregnant with sextuplets and miscarried.

 

Also, he didn't have mortgage, he got a land lean or something.

[Jericholic82 0]

According to what he said on the radio, not only did his parents wind up blowing most of his money (which was fairly well known), but what money he did have went to an operation for his girlfriend, who was pregnant with sextuplets and miscarried.

 

Also, he didn't have mortgage, he got a land lean or something.

damn poor Dustin.

[Scroby 0]

According to what he said on the radio, not only did his parents wind up blowing most of his money (which was fairly well known), but what money he did have went to an operation for his girlfriend, who was pregnant with sextuplets and miscarried.

 

Also, he didn't have mortgage, he got a land lean or something.

 

I don't know, it just competley sounds weird. What the hell is a land lean or whatever its called? He put a loan up on the land but not the house he was living in? And his girlfriend had a miscarriage while carrying sextuplets? Very strange honestly. I mean it just sounds all out of the blue.

[St. Gabe 0]

Mike D from the beastie boys is his brother, he should bail him out.

 

Also, re: residuals from SBTB...On mancow he said he gets checks now and then for anywhere between 85 cents and 3 dollars

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

They had a story about this on inside edition. The story only lasted a few minutes and didn't tell anything that we didn't already knew.