JJ Johnson Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 The infamous template. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- THE MAIN EVENT - HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Insane Luchador vs. Jimmy the Doom vs. Spike Jenkins vs. Scott Rageheart -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Cruiserweight Exhibition - Non Title Match Michael Cross © vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Special Welcoming Committee Match #2 ??? vs. Manson -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Special Welcoming Committee Match #1 Tom Flesher vs. Kerry Staunton -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Opening Bout Ghost Machine 3.0 vs. Ced Ordonez -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
JJ Johnson Posted June 22, 2006 Author Report Posted June 22, 2006 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- THE MAIN EVENT - HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Insane Luchador vs. Jimmy the Doom vs. Spike Jenkins vs. Scott Rageheart -Stable pride insists that Daceheart takes it. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Cruiserweight Exhibition - Non Title Match Michael Cross © vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -Pretty sure last time these two faced off, Cross got stripped, raped, and strangled. Cannibal Corpse aside, I see a repeat here, if Landon writes. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Special Welcoming Committee Match #2 ??? vs. Manson -Devoured by No-Shows, knowing what I know. That was not as impressive a Cannibal Corpse reference. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Special Welcoming Committee Match #1 Tom Flesher vs. Kerry Staunton -This next song's about shooting blood out of your cock. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Opening Bout Ghost Machine 3.0 vs. Ced Ordonez -Ghost Machine, yet again. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
super_tigris Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 Landon might win, but The Axis might have something to say about that... Predictions to be edited in, because I forgot to copy them, whoops. THE MAIN EVENT - HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Insane Luchador vs. Jimmy the Doom vs. Spike Jenkins vs. Scott Rageheart SPIKE! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Cruiserweight Exhibition - Non Title Match Michael Cross © vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix Maybe. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Special Welcoming Committee Match #2 ??? vs. Manson Question marks of Doom. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Special Welcoming Committee Match #1 Tom Flesher vs. Kerry Staunton Tom Flesher. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Opening Bout Ghost Machine 3.0 vs. Ced Ordonez Three.Point.Oh.
Toxxic Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- THE MAIN EVENT - HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Insane Luchador vs. Jimmy the Doom vs. Spike Jenkins vs. Scott Rageheart ~My money's on either Drea or Dace. I'll go with Drea. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Cruiserweight Exhibition - Non Title Match Michael Cross © vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix ~Landon, should he write. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Special Welcoming Committee Match #2 ??? vs. Manson ~You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Manson via MANSONOSITY. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Special Welcoming Committee Match #1 Tom Flesher vs. Kerry Staunton ~Um. Damn tricky. I'm leaning towards Flesher, but either way it's gonna be a blast. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Opening Bout Ghost Machine 3.0 vs. Ced Ordonez ~Damn it, how many of these have we got now? -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Golgo 13 Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- THE MAIN EVENT - HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Insane Luchador vs. Jimmy the Doom vs. Spike Jenkins vs. Scott Rageheart - Rageheart. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Cruiserweight Exhibition - Non Title Match Michael Cross © vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix - Maddix. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Special Welcoming Committee Match #2 ??? vs. Manson - Danny Williams. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Special Welcoming Committee Match #1 Tom Flesher vs. Kerry Staunton - Flesher. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Opening Bout Ghost Machine 3.0 vs. Ced Ordonez - Ghost Machine. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Bruce Blank Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 THE MAIN EVENT - HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Insane Luchador vs. Jimmy the Doom vs. Spike Jenkins vs. Scott Rageheart I'm thinking IL pulls it out (no not THAT! Perverts) Cruiserweight Exhibition - Non Title Match Michael Cross © vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix A guy on the rise Vs a guy who's falling - interesting, I think that Cross may just take this one in an upset Special Welcoming Committee Match #2 ??? vs. Manson Only a fool would bet against MANSONOSITY. . . so sadly I will bet against it Special Welcoming Committee Match #1 Tom Flesher vs. Kerry Staunton Well Mr. Staunton has the advantage that he actually knows who Flesher is, what his style is and everything - while (if I'm not mistaken) no stats have been posted on Kerry Staunton Opening Bout Ghost Machine 3.0 vs. Ced Ordonez Someone asked how many this makes? Well since they're all nicely labelled with their version number I'd say that "3" is your answer
Dace59 Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 Staunton's stats are up, JJ just eddited them over his old stats.
Bruce Blank Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 Well shit that'll teach me to assume the other guy was a returning retiree as well and not a guy switching characters. *Silly Bruce* I stand corrected and less sure than Flesher would win now that I know who's behind the character.
janusd Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 THE MAIN EVENT - HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Insane Luchador vs. Jimmy the Doom vs. Spike Jenkins vs. Scott Rageheart ~ Dude, we have the mind of Dace, king of hardcore here. He wins mightily. Cruiserweight Exhibition - Non Title Match Michael Cross © vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix ~ I'll back the Cross one, just because. Special Welcoming Committee Match #2 ??? vs. MANSON ~ The fans. Special Welcoming Committee Match #1 Tom Flesher vs. Kerry Staunton ~ Kerry "3J" Staunton. Opening Bout Ghost Machine 3.0 vs. Ced Ordonez ~ Contractually obligated to not comment.
Dace59 Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 *Punches Janus in the face with a fist full of broken table* Yep, still got it man.
Bruce Blank Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 Dace, king of hardcore here.*In an old man voice* Hardcore? Ach she is for the kiddies wit de Cookie sheets and de sticks that say bang-fa-tang but are really just 4 pieces of bamboo tied together to make noise and wat not. Ultraviolence is where it's at now
Dace59 Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 Dude, I multilated Spike with a weedwhacker. I was called "Horrorcore", and part of the reason why insane violent hardcore was cool in the SJL. I know hardcore, I know ultraviolence. Mainly because I'm a twisted fuck.
Bruce Blank Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 Hey anyone who mutilates Spike is cool in my book And my statement on Hardcore stands - Horrorcore or other offshoots not included.
Dace59 Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 I know, I just need to rant and cry violence. My upcoming exam results are making me stress. Bah.
Toxxic Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 I change my prediction. Dace takes the main event, all the way.
muzz Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 Fear Bruce's long reign against no showers in obscure hardcore trash matches.
Bruce Blank Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 And yet it was STILL better than doing jack shit with a title before just bailing on it And yes that is an invitation to just shut the fuck up asshole
The Ill One Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 Let's simmer down. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- THE MAIN EVENT - HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Insane Luchador vs. Jimmy the Doom vs. Spike Jenkins vs. Scott Rageheart ~I'm going with Doom, know why? Because Dace is horrorcore and Spike's the King of Cambodia, but the stipulation's so crazy that it's right up Drea's alley. Cruiserweight Exhibition - Non Title Match Michael Cross © vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix ~I'll go with Maddix. Special Welcoming Committee Match #2 ??? vs. Manson ~God damn it, it's MANSON! Special Welcoming Committee Match #1 Tom Flesher vs. Kerry Staunton ~I'm thinking Flesher but never know. Opening Bout Ghost Machine 3.0 vs. Ced Ordonez ~GM'll never die and that's great.
Cuban Linx Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 THE MAIN EVENT - HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Insane Luchador vs. Jimmy the Doom vs. Spike Jenkins vs. Scott Rageheart -> DOOOOOOM Cruiserweight Exhibition - Non Title Match Michael Cross © vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -> Maddix Special Welcoming Committee Match #2 ??? vs. Manson -> MANSONOSITY Special Welcoming Committee Match #1 Tom Flesher vs. Kerry Staunton -> Flesher Opening Bout Ghost Machine 3.0 vs. Ced Ordonez -> An Octopus
Toxxic Posted June 24, 2006 Report Posted June 24, 2006 Stryke may have a point, although he doesn't take it far enough. An Octopus is surely the winner in ALL matches.
Ace309 Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 THE MAIN EVENT - HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Insane Luchador vs. Jimmy the Doom vs. Spike Jenkins vs. Scott Rageheart ~ My money's on Rageheart. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Cruiserweight Exhibition - Non Title Match Michael Cross © vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix ~ Maddix if he's motivated. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Special Welcoming Committee Match #2 ??? vs. Manson ~ Never predict against MANSONOSITY. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Special Welcoming Committee Match #1 Tom Flesher vs. Kerry Staunton ~ np as always -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Opening Bout Ghost Machine 3.0 vs. Ced Ordonez ~ GHOST MACHINE~!
King Cucaracha Posted June 26, 2006 Report Posted June 26, 2006 THE MAIN EVENT - HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Insane Luchador vs. Jimmy the Doom vs. Spike Jenkins vs. Scott Rageheart - DOOM! DOOM! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Cruiserweight Exhibition - Non Title Match Michael Cross © vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix - I'm going to start writing any minute. So, Cross. Read The Great Angle Bash (when it's posted)~! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Special Welcoming Committee Match #2 ??? vs. Manson - Manson will take the question mark and straight it into an exclamation point. Then he'll beat it. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Special Welcoming Committee Match #1 Tom Flesher vs. Kerry Staunton - Taamo. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Opening Bout Ghost Machine 3.0 vs. Ced Ordonez - Ghost Machine. My prediction of who it is this time...err...Muzz.
Above Average Posted June 27, 2006 Report Posted June 27, 2006 Suicide King busting out the Rocky III reference... and because of it I felt moved to predict. THE MAIN EVENT - HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Insane Luchador vs. Jimmy the Doom vs. Spike Jenkins vs. Scott Rageheart Jimmy the Doom, if only because random words for sound effects in a match make it seem much more exciting. Cruiserweight Exhibition - Non Title Match Michael Cross © vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix Cross has a gift for prose in my opinion, but Landon has that gift and won the previous encounter. Special Welcoming Committee Match #2 ??? vs. Manson If it's me then I'm going to win, but since it isn't... MANSON could take this. He can write well, but as is the case most times ??? wins their re-debut. Special Welcoming Committee Match #1 Tom Flesher vs. Kerry Staunton Flesher is a dick and he loses! Err... okay, Flesher is a dick but he wins. Opening Bout Ghost Machine 3.0 vs. Ced Ordonez Ghost Machine.
muzz Posted June 27, 2006 Report Posted June 27, 2006 And yet it was STILL better than doing jack shit with a title before just bailing on it And yes that is an invitation to just shut the fuck up asshole No, it really wasn't. You're terrible. Fire up more?
Bruce Blank Posted June 27, 2006 Report Posted June 27, 2006 Yep back to trolling - what you do best.
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