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Since the only reason anyone knows who Dave Coulier is anymore is from wacky early-90's television shows (and that Alanis Morisette song), I figure I'd post this here...

 

Dave Coulier is doing a free stand-up set at the Vincennes University performing arts building on Sept. 16, and I'm totally going. My question is, has anyone seen his stand-up recently, and if so, is it any good? Is he a lewd fellow like fellow Full House castmate Bob Saget, or does he keep it clean for the kiddies?

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If it's at a college, I doubt it's too saccharine. Probably a balance between clean and lewd humor, at least that's what I figure his stand-up act would be.

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Wait wait wait......Danny f'n Tanner does a stand up act that is lewd? Man I'm still reeling over him saying "I sucked dick for coke" and that was 8 years ago!

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He is incredibly foul. He spouts off line after line about wanting to bang the Olsen Twins...usually referring to them as nine years old and not knowing how to act around his daughter's friends (who I think is in her tweens) cause he wants to fuck them.

 

 

He's great.

 

I mean, shit, he was basically the star, and one of the people behind, the film "The Aristocrats".

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Apropos of nothing, when I hear "Dave Coulier", I think of "Out of Control" before I think of "Full House".

 

Man I just barely remember that show. All I can remember clearly are Diz's speed fairy tales and the Indian action figure coming to life and trying to whip Dave & Company's ass.

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Man I just barely remember that show. All I can remember clearly are Diz's speed fairy tales and the Indian action figure coming to life and trying to whip Dave & Company's ass.

 

Those are the exact two things I remember about the show also.

 

Well, that, and Diz's annoying high pitched squeal.

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He also did a good Tazmanian Devil. I remember my favorite bit ever on Full House was this really weird thing Joey said about your BUTT falling off. It was completely bizzarre and out of the blue and I found it hilarious.

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Wait wait wait......Danny f'n Tanner does a stand up act that is lewd? Man I'm still reeling over him saying "I sucked dick for coke" and that was 8 years ago!

You are literally the last person to realize this. He was all kinds of raunchy before landing "Full House", so returning too that stuff isn't a big shock.

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Man I just barely remember that show. All I can remember clearly are Diz's speed fairy tales and the Indian action figure coming to life and trying to whip Dave & Company's ass.

 

Those are the exact two things I remember about the show also.

 

Well, that, and Diz's annoying high pitched squeal.

"From around the world...its probably true!"

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Wait wait wait......Danny f'n Tanner does a stand up act that is lewd? Man I'm still reeling over him saying "I sucked dick for coke" and that was 8 years ago!

I thought that was Bob Sagat...

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Wait wait wait......Danny f'n Tanner does a stand up act that is lewd? Man I'm still reeling over him saying "I sucked dick for coke" and that was 8 years ago!

I thought that was Bob Sagat...

 

It was Bob Sagat who played Danny Tanner on Full House.

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Bob Saget is doing the O&A Traveling Virus Comedy Tour in August/September. Id go if there was a show somewhere closer than NJ.

 

He was on O&A last August to promote The Aristocrats and..well heres the description:

 

Op brings up the story of Bob Saget’s daughter’s birth, so Bob starts telling the story – basically his wife was in intensive care because of a traumatic birth, and he was taking care of the baby. He says he was holding her and in response to ‘you daughter’s beautiful’ he said ‘you could finger her for a dollar’.

 

Theres dirty, and then theres "you can finger my baby for a dollar".

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Wait wait wait......Danny f'n Tanner does a stand up act that is lewd? Man I'm still reeling over him saying "I sucked dick for coke" and that was 8 years ago!

I thought that was Bob Sagat...

 

It was Bob Sagat who played Danny Tanner on Full House.

 

so...who was Dave Coulier?

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