OAO ECW Week 4 on Sci-Fi, July 4th

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Might as well just call it Entertainment Championship Wrestling.

 

then I could call it eCW

 

oh, and via the house show reports, I really wanna see Jazz come out and toss Kelly around like a ragdoll but that aint gonna happen..good old Mike Knox makes the save.

[MillenniumMan831 0]

Or WWECW.

 

It probably kills Vince enough to have "Wrestling" in the title once, let alone two times.

[Downhome 0]

Or combine the two into WWeCW...

[SuperJerk 0]

Or WWECW.

 

It probably kills Vince enough to have "Wrestling" in the title once, let alone two times.

 

World Wide Entertainment Company Wrestling.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Gee whiz..Heyman is in Vince's office from last night minus the See No Evil poster.

[AlaskanHero 0]

Isn't tonight's show being booked by Vince?

[BigDawgCarl 0]

Isn't tonight's show being booked by Vince?

 

and Kevin Dunn

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Big Show..your new ECW Champion.

[Downhome 0]

Wow, RVD is the new Rey Mysterio...only he drops his title when he defends it.

[Hawk 34 0]

See, Heyman shouldn't be cutting a McMahon opening show promo from the office. He should be walking outside ranting and raving or directly in the ring.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

well... the crowd *really* isn't into the "safe bet champion" of Big Show

[Alro 0]

Was she announced as Kelly Kelly?

[BUTT 0]

Kelly Kelly.

[Exslade ZX 0]

Her name is..Kelly Kelly?

[Hawk 34 0]

Ah, see what happened now? Sabu gets busted and they have to shift Kelly from the 10:15 slot to Sabu's squash segment.

 

She needs to shoot fireworks out of her ass to make this worthwhile...

[razazteca 0]

Should Tori Wilson be jealous?

[The Amazing Rando 0]

well, get that out of the way early I guess. kill the crowd before the show can even get off the ground.

[SuperJerk 0]

Has anyone ever held the WWE, WCW, and ECW championships?

[Downhome 0]

She needs to meet Warrior Warrior...

 

Good God this girl can't dance.

[packwingfn 0]

Cant she have a new song?

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

did someone dig out sable's Bikini from a few years ago aint paint it?

 

it was something like it. looked like paint

[randomguy 0]

I think I can wear heels better than Kelly can.

 

Edit: I'm all for slow builds but how many times is it going to be Kelly dance, Knox cover her up?

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

SIDE TIT! E C DUB! E C DUB!

[BigDawgCarl 0]

She needs to meet Warrior Warrior...

 

Good God this girl can't dance.

 

Saying names twice don't make the world work.

[packwingfn 0]

Yeah tazz just said Kelly Kelly

[Slickster 0]

Has anyone ever held the WWE, WCW, and ECW championships?

 

RVD, Kurt, and Big Show each have 2/3 of the titles and they're all on the ECW roster.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

You don't think Vince would have Angle squash RVD (maybe not squash, but beat convincingly) just to put the belt on a "safe" guy?

Angle is taking time off to heal injuries. His match against RVD on last week's ECW was his last for a few weeks.

 

Really? Huh didn't know that. Figured he'd lighten the load but he'd still show up on TV.

 

And if Vince is really that high on Kelly can he like get her a lapdance or something so she can see how a stripper is SUPPOSED to work?

[MillenniumMan831 0]

1/2 of the FBI? Was Big Guido released?

[Hawk 34 0]

Wait, is he switching from to show. That's kinda cute.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

I love Philly.