chirs3 0 Report post Posted July 15, 2006 (edited) The fine folks at Milliways offered to transport the SWF back to a time BEFORE this accursed Fictional World Tour ever began, but then all the people who bought tickets for the remaining shows would be ripped off, and we can't have angry letters coming at us from all over the sea of time, now can we? Instead, we asked them to ship us back to Earth, present time, as our Science Fiction leg of the tour has just about run its course. It's time for some more normal, earth-based loca- *sees the card* God damn it! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents... SWF Lockdown! Live, Wednesday, July 19th, from the Gurubashi PvP Arena in Stranglethorn Vale, Azeroth! (6pm PST, 10pm EST; check local listings) (Send all promos/marked matches to chirs3) Fans of the good guys will be sitting on the left, which is where the good guys will enter from. Those cheering the heels will sit on the right, which is where the heels will enter from. The audience will be entirely made up of SWF Fans, though some of them may be cosplaying their WoW characters. God help us. Also, it's time to kick off the... INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT~! Eight names went into the hat, and these four matches came out! Note that the results were MOSTLY random - I say mostly because I didn't want to run Spike vs. Sly for the third time this month, so I made sure they stayed apart. The winners of these four matches will meet on Smarkdown, in an as-yet-undetermined type of match! -=-=-=-=- MAIN EVENT - INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT MATCH "The Dean of Professional Wrestling" Jay Hawke vs. Michael Cross -> OOOOOOOH YEAH, BITCHES! JAY HAWKE IS BACK! He may not have created the International Title (those honors go to a far more Dangerous fellow), but he has become synonymous with its name. Hawke's run with the IN title is legendary, and it looks like he's back for a second go! But how did he finagle his way into the tournament you ask? Blame that (and most everything else) on good ole' Joe Peters. He thought the team of Maddix and Stephens was DYN-O-MITE, and has used his Executive Privilege to pull Maddix from the tournament in order to team them up again! What a crazy coincidence, then, that Jay Hawke reappeared at the last show, demanding a spot in the tournament! Funny how things work out, huh? Rules: Standard singles. Word Limit: 5000 Send to: chirs3 -=-=-=-=- TAG TEAM MATCH Two Skinny White Guys (Michael Stephens and Landon Maddix) vs. Kerry Staunton and Scott Rageheart -> I was this close to using "Turn Your Head and Thoth". Against everyone's predictions, Michael Stephens and Landon Maddix somehow managed to pull out a win over the Doomtopians on Storm! Joseph Peters was so impressed with the match (and the ratings) that he's actually yanked Maddix from the International Tournament, to open up more tagging opportunities! Tonight, Two Skinny White Guys take on the team that just fell short of capturing Tag Team gold on Storm, Kerry Staunton and Scott Rageheart! Rules: Standard tag team match. Use the tag ropes! Word Limit: 5500 Send to: Evolution -=-=-=-=- INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT MATCH Bruce Blank vs. Zyon -> Random Pairings are awesome, because you get some badass matches like this one! A fire's been lit under Bruce Blank's ass, and if he is to be believed, then his reign with the International Title will be more awe-inspiring than even Jay Hawke's! That is assuming he wins the title in the first place, though, and with stiff competition like Zyon in his way, Bruce had better keep his mind on the matters at hand! Rules: Standard singles. Word Limit: 5000 Send to: chirs3 -=-=-=-=- CRUISERWEIGHT MATCH Wildchild vs. Tom Flesher -> A little over/under/whatever two months ago, these two clashed at the Taj Mahal, and Wildchild came out the victor! Well Flesher's got his sights set on the Cruiserweight Gold around Michael Cross's waist, but with Cross occupied in the tournament, we needed another Cruiser to keep Tom sharp, and we imagine he's got a score to settle with this particular cruiser. Two of the SWF's finest do battle once again! Rules: Standard singles, with Cruiser addenda. Surely you know them by now. Word Limit: 5000 Send to: chirs3 -=-=-=-=- SINGLES MATCH Charlie "Grappler" Matthews vs. Grendel -> It's no secret that Grendel's got a score to settle with Tom Flesher, but after his demasking in the handicap match, he's also got a bit of ANGER~! left over for Grappler! Tonight they meet again, this time one-on-one! Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 5000 Send to: Evolution -=-=-=-=- INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu vs. Austin Sly -> Austin Sly has showed a great deal of interest in the International Title recently, up to earning a shot for it against Aecas! That plan has sort of fallen through, but Sly's renewed determination has not! Many are pinning Sly as a good bet to take the gold, but first he'll have to get through the freshly returned Akira Kaibatsu! Rules: Standard singles. Word Limit: 5000 Send to: chirs3 -=-=-=-=- SINGLES MATCH Trent Hawk vs. Insane Luchador -> Upset city, baby! Trent Hawk ends up pulling a Zyon (that is, being a rookie who rocks from the get-go) and BEATING Zyon in the same night! The same match, even! The Axis are off to a good start, and Hawk looks to make it a better start as he takes on the Insane Luchador! Rules: Standard singles. Word Limit: 5000 Send to: Secret Agent -=-=-=-=- INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT MATCH "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. MANSONOSITY~! -> If memory serves, these two have history. KARMA pits them against each other in the qualifying round of the International Championship Tournament! Rules: Standard singles. Word Limit: 5000 Send to: Ace309 -=-=-=-=- OPENING BOUT Jimmy the Doom vs. Ciro Vitale -> DO BIG BATTEL. (better description pending) Rules: Standard singles. Word Limit: 5000 Send to: hhh6294 -=-=-=-=- Opening Promo: Unclaimed. -=-=-=-=- NOTES: ---> Markers will be edited in ASAP. Gonna make another run at trying to find some more regulars. ---> As with the past few shows, if you want your match to have a stipulation, just ask. Make sure you clear it with your opponent, too. ---> I think I got everyone available booked, but if you're left off, again, feel free to set up a match, and I'll edit it in. 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chirs3 0 Report post Posted July 15, 2006 (edited) Trent's description will be edited in as soon as I can figure out whether or not he beat Zyon. This match is friggin' close. Edited July 15, 2006 by chirs3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest longcat Report post Posted July 15, 2006 Wewtz. Glad you liked it. Oh, and yayz at facing another cruiserweight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted July 15, 2006 It is done. Very few matches have been that hard to call, and NONE of them were from rookies - I tip my hat to you, sir. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest longcat Report post Posted July 15, 2006 Thank you. I think I've finally got my writing ability back, and for that, I'm glad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted July 15, 2006 Right, me and Landon need to come up with a proper team name NOW. Cos... damn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted July 15, 2006 Sweet one of only 2 opponent in this I've never faced in singles competition just a shame he's so damn good Edit:Woops I see it's 3 opponents now Hawke is added Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted July 15, 2006 I hate this god damn tour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted July 15, 2006 I'd never have guessed that, looking at your member title. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted July 15, 2006 So would I have my geek pass revoked if I said I don't even have a clue about World of Warcraft? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted July 15, 2006 Opening promo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Satanic Angel Report post Posted July 15, 2006 I vote for Turn Your Head and Thoth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted July 15, 2006 (edited) Gurubashi Arena is in Stranglethorn Vale, Azeroth, hippy. Not the "World of Warcraft." Bah. If only Muzz were still active... -Z Edited July 15, 2006 by realitycheck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted July 15, 2006 Zed's absolutely right. You have been warning, Raynor, you have been warning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted July 16, 2006 Zed's absolutely right. You have been warning, Raynor, you have been warning. Why I oughtaaaa... *shakes fist* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
super_tigris 0 Report post Posted July 16, 2006 I take it no one bit on the idea of Madison Cubed Garden? Thanks, guys. I'm writing my match like it's in a regular arena, I've never played WoW and plan never to...EVER. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted July 16, 2006 Madison Cubed Garden has been added to a list of potential future sites... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Evolution Report post Posted July 16, 2006 WoW should be given an opportunity. It's not too bad, and I thought it was going to be awful myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2006 Let's try this again: Most matches have markers now. Still shopping around, as I hate giving people double (or god forbid, triple) duty, so the two matches still without markers should be edited in a bit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Longdogger_Pete 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2006 Good lord, there are a lot of matches here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2006 Right, me and Landon need to come up with a proper team name NOW. Cos... damn. Fuck that. Two Skinny White Guys is where is at. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2006 Best team name since "Well Dunn" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2006 Or, you could have Amy manage and be "Two skinny white guys plus Landon" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2006 Apart from the fact that Amy isn't skinny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2006 Well that hardly matters when Crip is making a bad joke Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2006 Amy Stephens for Celebrity Fit Club? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2006 Amy vs Toccarra. Make it happen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted July 19, 2006 My brain/the contents of my brain should be a location, lolz. "OH NOES, MANATEES AM COME TO EAT FACES!" "It is Zombie Ted Danson to save us!" "BUT THE MANATEES AM EAT HIM!" "AIEEEE!!!" lollerz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted July 19, 2006 That is gold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted July 19, 2006 Man I hope we get a marker for our match soon - it's due tonight, I'm done writing and everything. Unless you want me to mark it for ya? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
