Many Outraged by Breast-Feeding Magazine Cover

[Guest Felonies!]

I'm pretty sure spman once said society is going downhill because kids can't name as many Beatles songs as they used to, so I don't really pay him much attention.

[The Metal Maniac 0]

So where are these women who whip out their tits and yell "everyone look, I'm gonna feed my baby!"?

 

I've never seen anyone breastfeed in public without them being discreet about it (IE, having a blanket over themselves or something).

[Slayer 0]

I'm pretty sure spman once said society is going downhill because kids can't name as many Beatles songs as they used to

Yup

[Guest Felonies!]

That speech is really funny if you read it out loud in the style of Jesse Jackson.

 

What do I see just walking around the mall for 15 minutes? I see kids as young as six just loitering, attempting to come up with elaborate schemes to distract the employees at EB while they pocket Yu-Gi-Oh cards. I see girls as young as eight openly groping their boyfriends that are five, ten, or sometimes even more years older then they are. I see children, teenagers, and adults with no clue at all how to properly behave in a public situation, and not only do they not know how to behave, but they give birth to obnoxious children that grow up to be even worse then the parents. I see girls as young as 12 who are pregnant, I see 18 year old girls that already have a child and are pregnant with a second or a third, with no clue who the father of any of them might be. I see people that can't even put together a grammatically correct sentence in English OR Spanish. I see parents that need their children to speak English for them because they're not capable of doing so themself. I see teenagers that couldn't even name one fuckin song by the Beatles, but can name every track off the latest Daddy Yankee or My Chemical Romance album.

 

I see parents that need their children to speak English for them because they're not capable of doing so themself.

Who isn't capable now?

[Guest Princess Leena]

There was a big long debate about this on Fark. I personally am of the mindframe that, While I like to see boobies and all, lastation is disgusting, and if you absolutely feel compelled to do it in public at least be discreet about it. Any woman with any regard for the rest of society would already be doing this, but too many women feel the need to just be blatent about it and do it right out in public, just in an attempt to make some sort of misguided statement. No one wants to see me pee and poop in public, so why should we have to see women lactating?

 

Do you want me to post pics for comparison.

 

Do you.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Buncha whiny phags

[Vyce 0]

I wouldn't want to see a woman breastfeed in public.

 

Here's my reasoning.

 

I like breasts.

 

I HATE children. Especially the young ones. You know how people always love babies? Yeah, not me.

 

So breasts are great, except when they have a squalling parasite attached to them.

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

I guess all of you dudes bitching about how disgusting lactation is have never had sex with a chick that's had a kid before.

 

Titty milk tastes good to me.

[Guest DRH 502]

<----Has been a Camel Jockey

[Guest Felonies!]

I wouldn't want to see a woman breastfeed in public.

 

Here's my reasoning.

 

I like breasts.

 

I HATE children. Especially the young ones. You know how people always love babies? Yeah, not me.

 

So breasts are great, except when they have a squalling parasite attached to them.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome W.C. Fields!

[Slayer 0]

"Go away Czech, you're bothering me"

[The Niggardly King 0]

I wouldn't want to see a woman breastfeed in public.

 

Here's my reasoning.

 

I like breasts.

 

I HATE children. Especially the young ones. You know how people always love babies? Yeah, not me.

 

So breasts are great, except when they have a squalling parasite attached to them.

 

You know you don't hate children...

[Vyce 0]

I wouldn't want to see a woman breastfeed in public.

 

Here's my reasoning.

 

I like breasts.

 

I HATE children. Especially the young ones. You know how people always love babies? Yeah, not me.

 

So breasts are great, except when they have a squalling parasite attached to them.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome W.C. Fields!

 

A misunderstood genius, he was.

[Maztinho 0]

These people should never go to Brazil then. There are posters all over the place with a similar picture (profile, infant attached) telling mothers that breast feeding is the best for their kids.

 

Initially reading the story, I thought it was the other non-feeding breast that was exposed, which would be outrageous and unneeded, but this picture? People getting freaked about nothing.

[nl5xsk1 0]

Again, it has NOTHING to do with Sex or breasts or anything, it has to do with me, and many others, jut not wanting to see women lactating in public!

The way you say "see women lactating in public" makes it sound like the woman has her kid down on the table in front of her and she's shooting out a stream into it's open mouth. Pssst, I've got a secret: all you see is the kid's head pressed against part ofthe breast, blocking much of the mammary & all of the nipple. You really don't see much of anything.

 

Also, most women have special shirts & bras that just unflap enough to expose part of the titty ... once the kid's mouth is pressed against it, and is suckling it's milky goodness, you see even less than I described above.

 

So breasts are great, except when they have a squalling parasite attached to them.

I used to have a video of a woman breastfeeding her kid & a puppy at the same time. It wasn't hot at all. Maybe if the woman was more attractive it'd have done more for me, but as it was ... nothing.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Spman just needs to get out more.

[Henry Spencer 0]

Spman is like a more believable Wild Pegasus.

 

Well, almost.

[Golgo 13 0]

I get more of a CronoT vibe.

[Guest Felonies!]

With comparisons like these, how has he gone under the radar for so long?

[The Niggardly King 0]

With comparisons like these, how has he gone under the radar for so long?

 

the same way WP was a nobody for a while.

[snuffbox 0]

spman must not approve of urinals in mens' bathrooms..."ewww, you can see a guy's back while he takes a piss! pass a law please!"

[Vyce 0]

I used to have a video of a woman breastfeeding her kid & a puppy at the same time. It wasn't hot at all.

 

I'm as shocked as you are.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

Let's ban sneezing too. That's more harmful.

[EricMM 0]

See exactly.

[Guest Felonies!]

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I SEE? I SEE EIGHT-YEAR-OLD GIRLS BREAST-FEEDING THEIR 18-YEAR-OLD BOYFRIENDS WHILE NAMING DADDY YANKEE SONGS!

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

Oh, my.

[snuffbox 0]

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I SEE? I SEE EIGHT-YEAR-OLD GIRLS BREAST-FEEDING THEIR 18-YEAR-OLD BOYFRIENDS WHILE NAMING DADDY YANKEE SONGS!

 

spman clearly watches alot of kiddie porn.

[Special K 0]

A breast-feeding magazine cover? What will they think of next.

 

Babies are helpless and can't control when they're hungry.

 

You're (ostensibly) an adult, or at least a teenager. You have this thing called 'self-restraint' which (hopefully) keeps you from sticking your genitals in people/places/things or relieving yourself in public. These are valuable life skills

 

Now changing shitty diapers in public is disgusting and unsanitary. Find a bathroom.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Who the fuck is Daddy Yankee?

[Guest Felonies!]

Reggaeton, man! DAME MAS GASOLINA!