chirs3 0 Report post Posted September 7, 2006 (edited) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents... SWF SMARKDOOOOOOOOWN! Live, Monday, September 11th, from the Ivor Wynne Stadium in Hamilton, Ontario! (7pm PST, 10pm EST; check local listings) (Send all promos/marked matches to chirs3) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- THE MAIN EVENT - SWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Michael Stephens and Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs. Bruce Blank and Nemesis ---> Bruce Blank and Nemesis, known as those huggable, loveable Weapons of Mass Destruction, took down Johnsonosity to earn their shot at Tag Team Gold. But Michael Stevens has proven to be something of a road block for Bruce, on more than one occasion. Then again, I'm not sure how good Landon is feeling after Gabriel Drake destroyed him on Lockdown! Can Team Brumesis capitalize on Landon's injuries and pull out the upset? Rules: Standard tag team match. Word Limit: 5000 Send to: Longdogger_Pete -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- PROBABLY NOT CRUISERWEIGHT MATCH Tom Flesher vs. Johnny Dangerous~! ---> With Tom Flesher set to Main Event Genesis, it only makes sense that he warm up against a main event wrestler! Johnny Dangerous returned to grace the set of the House of Marvelous, and the reaction was so overwhelming that he's staying on! And tonight, his first match is a real doozie - two former, and potentially future, World Heavyweight Champions collide in the first of two Main Event Matches! Rules: Standard singles. I doubt Tom will make Cruiser weight. Word Limit: 5000 Send to: Evolution -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- CRUISERWEIGHT MATCH Zyon vs. Birdman ---> MAD CRUISER ACTION~! Since the Cruiserweight Champion gained a few pounds, we can't really count on him to provide us with some high-flying action. Instead, two of the top Cruisers in the fed collide, and the winner will go on to face the Cruiserweight Champion some time after Genesis! Rules: Cruiser rules! Word Limit: 4500 Send to: chirs3 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- "HOUSE OF MARVELOUS" INTERVIEW SEGMENT ---> For the third show in a row, The House of Marvelous will bring out a mystery interviewee of GREAT MAGNITUDE~! We've had The Birdman... we've had Johnny Dangerous... who's it going to be for lucky number three? -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SINGLES MATCH "The Beast" Gabriel Drake vs. Michael Cross ---> Gabriel Drake may be undefeated, but it's hard to defend that when he's jumping people backstage! I doubt he and Landon are finished, but La Cucaracha's got a title match tonight, so Drake continues his trek up the card against Michael Cross! Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 4500 Send to: hhh6294 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- OPENING BOUT Mike Van Siclen vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu ---> Mike Van Siclen is at the BREAKING POINT~! with these Wildchild shenanigans. He's been attacked, humiliated, pranked, and even had birds ripping the flesh from his boooooooones... Some might say this provides Akira with the advantage, but really, I wouldn't want to be in the ring with a guy that's this pissed off. Well... uh... sucks to be you, Akira! Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 4500 Send to: Ace309 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Opening Promo: Unclaimededered. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- NOTES: Those unbooked wishing for a match, speak up. ALSO: Please PM ALL GENESIS PLANS to me. Even if you've done so once before, do it again, to make absolutely sure I don't forget. If you've got no plans, PM me anyway. Hopefully we can come up with something a little better than random multiman. Edited September 10, 2006 by chirs3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted September 7, 2006 That's no excuse for laziness on your part, I can't tolerate this further. You have been warning, Raynor, you have been warning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted September 7, 2006 I agree with Muzz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted September 7, 2006 Muzz, use your mind powers to kill Raynor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted September 7, 2006 Fuck mind powers, he'll just send Rommel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hhh6294 0 Report post Posted September 7, 2006 I'll counter with Patton on Raynor's behalf. ...and if that doesn't work I'll just send Vin Deisel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted September 7, 2006 Jake is dumb. Rommel begat Patton and Vin Diesel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hhh6294 0 Report post Posted September 8, 2006 blasphemy. It is a proven fact that Vin Deisel > God and God > Rommel, so obviously Vin Diesel > Rommel. Silly Girl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted September 8, 2006 Apologies for the lateness. This morning it was bad luck, in the form of Yet Another Random Power Outage That Utah Power Can't Ever Fucking Find A Reason For. And this evening, it was just greed, as I worked late for extra $$$. Tinkering now. Should be up fairly shortly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted September 8, 2006 Done. Descriptions and markers will be added a little later. Again, I apologize for the delay. But not really. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted September 8, 2006 That's no excuse for laziness on your part, I can't tolerate this further. You have been warning, Raynor, you have been warning. You ever gonna let that go, Muzz? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted September 8, 2006 Oh it's on now!! Time to see if my recent streak of success will continue Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted September 8, 2006 You bring everything you got boy, and that long green streak o' piss callin' himself Nemesis, we'll beatcha asses so hard you cain't sit dahn for a week! (I have no idea what accent I was trying to get across there) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted September 8, 2006 That's no excuse for laziness on your part, I can't tolerate this further. You have been warning, Raynor, you have been warning. You ever gonna let that go, Muzz? 'Fraid not. : D I like the Main Event, much better than the random, thrown together tag matches of recent ages. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted September 8, 2006 Alright, gonna write a full match this week. It should be noted however, that I've said this like, four shows in a row. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ghetto Bird Report post Posted September 8, 2006 I could have sworn I just did this a week ago... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
super_tigris 0 Report post Posted September 8, 2006 I feel so honored to be squashed this week. YES~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted September 8, 2006 You bring everything you got boy, and that long green streak o' piss callin' himself Nemesis, we'll beatcha asses so hard you cain't sit dahn for a week! (I have no idea what accent I was trying to get across there) An homage to Dick Van Dyke's cockney accent in Mary Poppins perhaps? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted September 9, 2006 It would actually be....odd... to see a group named "Weapons of Mass Destruction" claim a huge victory on 9/11. Somewhere, an FAO Schwartz decides to close early that day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted September 9, 2006 It would actually be....odd... to see a group named "Weapons of Mass Destruction" claim a huge victory on 9/11. Somewhere, an FAO Schwartz decides to close early that day. probably the one in Manhattan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted September 9, 2006 Ah yes that reminds me - the 9/11 show would probably be a good show to NOT use the tasteless nickname "the Twin Towers of Terror" you know? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted September 9, 2006 That would be lamer than FDR's legs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sly 0 Report post Posted September 9, 2006 That would be lamer than FDR's legs. *Gasp* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted September 9, 2006 That would be lamer than FDR's legs. *Gasp* ... Too soon? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted September 9, 2006 Who's FDR? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted September 9, 2006 Muzz you took a wrong turn, you wanted this thread http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=81250 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted September 9, 2006 Hey, I didn't have a go at you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Above Average 0 Report post Posted September 9, 2006 Cross, just thought I'd give a heads up. Some minor updates to my stats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2006 Ah yes that reminds me - the 9/11 show would probably be a good show to NOT use the tasteless nickname "the Twin Towers of Terror" you know? Or, for that matter, a move called Ground Zero. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2006 Ah yes that reminds me - the 9/11 show would probably be a good show to NOT use the tasteless nickname "the Twin Towers of Terror" you know? Or, for that matter, a move called Ground Zero. that'll teach me to be politically incorrect Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
