snuffbox 0 Report post Posted March 13, 2007 hey leena is this your new gimmick? Banky-lite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 13, 2007 Marvin is like the center that never gets on the field during a 44-0 blowout. Make your own jokes about his balls being untouched. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted March 13, 2007 Marvin can't even be the long snapper? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted March 13, 2007 Marvin would fuck this up if it was real. Too bad it's not. yeah i got my doubts someone find his boo on myspace i sort this out like i did with his other bitch what once was one is now two. PLEASE dont go bothering her, shes got her page set to private for a reason. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted March 13, 2007 Play it cool, Marv, and don't let her see the life sized Lara Croft poster. We're all pullin for ya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted March 14, 2007 Play it cool, Marv, and don't let her see the life sized Lara Croft poster. We're all pullin for ya. I dont even have the poster anymore, I ripped it trying to move it and I just threw it away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted March 14, 2007 her AIM away message is that shes sick, which probably means her migraines are bothering her ..aww..I was close to sending a txt asking if she needed anything but I decided against it. I did send a txt "hope u feel soon" which got a "thx sweetie" back..aww Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geniusMoment 0 Report post Posted March 14, 2007 Is this that chick with the red hair? If it is start calling her firecrotch, women like shit like that. Oh, and when she gets in the car for the date be sure "Girl You'll Be a Woman Soon" by Urge Overkill is playing, don't talk, just let her listen and gain her first impression. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted March 14, 2007 I like the Neil Diamond version better. oh wait, I just responded to geniusmoment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted March 14, 2007 Just do it, Marv. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted March 14, 2007 Play it cool, Marv, and don't let her see the life sized Lara Croft poster. We're all pullin for ya. Not everyone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 14, 2007 I don't pull for any 24 year old that hasn't been able to stick their dick in another humans bodily orifices. Sorry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted March 14, 2007 I don't pull for any 24 year old that hasn't been able to stick their dick in another humans bodily orifices. Sorry. hey now..Im almost 25.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 14, 2007 I feel for all your other problems, but not that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted March 14, 2007 His lack of sex is due to those problems, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 14, 2007 The no hair one, I'll give. But even that could be worked around if he really wanted to. There are support groups. He could find a bald chick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted March 14, 2007 The no hair one, I'll give. But even that could be worked around if he really wanted to. There are support groups. He could find a bald chick. Britney Spears! HAHA. Most girls that get alopecia wear wigs but anyway. I need one of those shirts like Foley had detailing all his injuries hes sustained in the ring for all my ailments. I bet it would be just as long. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted March 14, 2007 I don't believe in "lowered expectations". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted March 14, 2007 That's strange, considering you post here despite frequent assertions that this board is beneath you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted March 14, 2007 Blam Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted March 14, 2007 texting is the evilest thing ever.. "just thinkin of u" while Im assuming she was still at work... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eagle Man Report post Posted March 14, 2007 "Most evil" is the appropriate superlative, but yeah, I'm really not fond of them either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted March 15, 2007 It's like watching a defensive lineman pick up a football at his own 20 and trying to run it all the way back to the end zone. Will he get tackled? Will his legs give out? Or will he actually score the touchdown? You just start cheering him on but in the back of your mind you just can't help but think, "he'll never make it." if were using that analogy then.. the other team challenged and the runner was down..no fumble. Its over or at least Im saying its over...I cant take it anymore. I had a 10 minute hyperventilating session where I thought I was going to need to call an ambulance. I think I can at least save the ambulance fee and drive myself...maybe if Im halfway decently lucky I'll faint and plow into a tree on the way there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted March 15, 2007 Czech...this is now appropriate as a response to Marvin so bear with me: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted March 15, 2007 What did you get nervous about...? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 15, 2007 ugh...quit it with this fake shit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eagle Man Report post Posted March 15, 2007 [i had a 10 minute hyperventilating session where I thought I was going to need to call an ambulance. And pardon ME, Black Lushus, for MY overused response: WHAT? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted March 15, 2007 fuck, another repeat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted March 15, 2007 If this is for real, I'd love to see the explanation he gives the girl- "Oh sorry I couldn't make it." "Why not? What happened to you?" "I had a panic attack." "...." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-DeN- 0 Report post Posted March 15, 2007 Marvin and perpetually cynical TSMers need each other to power some shit. I'm sure of it. Like in that video game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
