Big Ol' Smitty 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2007 Judging by your pictures in your sig. You seem to be doing well, KOAB. You got a crotch rocket, some awesome shorts & boots... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Man Who Sold The World 0 Report post Posted February 6, 2007 Bwahaha. Ahmed wore daisy dukes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted February 6, 2007 Bob have you graduated yet? Marvin, Kotzenjunge, that girl that posts slash and just about anyone else in here who is stuck in a dead-end job in their twenties with nothing to look forward to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2007 Hey now, Marvin could start his own brand of Uncle Fester style cuisine if he wasn't going to go blind and die of aids in the next 10 years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Oedipus Rex Report post Posted February 7, 2007 Yeah Marvin, stop piddling away your funds on HDTV and find some investors so you can start a restaurant. The culinary arts are your strong suit, after all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2007 Bob have you graduated yet? Marvin, Kotzenjunge, that girl that posts slash and just about anyone else in here who is stuck in a dead-end job in their twenties with nothing to look forward to. I'm going to be the President. Are you going to be the President? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted February 7, 2007 anyone else in here who is stuck in a dead-end job in their twenties with nothing to look forward to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2007 Im thinking about writing a cookbook..but then again any wackjob with enough time and the money can get a cookbook published, but it doesn't mean it will sell..I'll end up having to rent a storage unit to house all the unsold copies or start burning them for heat when Im broke and cold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Oedipus Rex Report post Posted February 7, 2007 Sure, with an attitude like that. But seriously, try to run in that whole food direction. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted February 7, 2007 Marvin really should work with food. He has the advantage of not having to wear those silly hats and gloves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2007 Im thinking about writing a cookbook..but then again any wackjob with enough time and the money can get a cookbook published, but it doesn't mean it will sell..I'll end up having to rent a storage unit to house all the unsold copies or start burning them for heat when Im broke and cold. No matter how many copies it would sell, its still money. Think about that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2007 Marvin really should work with food. He has the advantage of not having to wear those silly hats and gloves. Im a freaking cook now! 2 days a week, 13 1/2 hour shift (5 am to 7pm) ..breakfast lunch and dinner for 40 patients at a rehab hospital. Its a piece of cake really, I just wish it paid better than what Im getting now..only complaint I have about the place. That and the freaking health insurance they offer sucks. The company that owns the hospital is really tight with their money (hence my really small raises over the last 3 years). But I guess when you try to fraud the government and nearly go bankrupt, thats what happens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2007 Im thinking about writing a cookbook..but then again any wackjob with enough time and the money can get a cookbook published, but it doesn't mean it will sell..I'll end up having to rent a storage unit to house all the unsold copies or start burning them for heat when Im broke and cold. No matter how many copies it would sell, its still money. Think about that. You still have to sell a certain number of books to break even, or else you end up losing money and having a ton of worthless books to get rid of. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted February 7, 2007 If Scott Keith can make money selling books, you can. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2007 From the author that brought you "Gloomy Gourmet" and "Melancholy Meals", MarvinisaLunatic brings out his finest cook book yet "Dinner to die for" with brand new recipies for the average bachelor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2007 Marvin really should work with food. He has the advantage of not having to wear those silly hats and gloves. Nothing against Marvin, but I hope he wears gloves, what with the way his hands are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2007 Marvin really should work with food. He has the advantage of not having to wear those silly hats and gloves. Nothing against Marvin, but I hope he wears gloves, what with the way his hands are. Theres nothing wrong with my hands, they're just..red splotched all over, but I do have to wear gloves. And I get to wear one of my fitted O's caps to work...the one that says "O's" on the front instead of the actual bird. I hate that one and thus I wear it to work instead of my other fitted cap with the bird on it which I wear everywhere else (dont leave the house without it on). I also apparently have a big head since its hard to find 7 7/8s sized caps. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2007 You have an A-Train head! =-o I have a big head, too, though. Not sure what size since I haven't worn a hat in years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2007 I was going to be a chef. Then I had kids. At least being a butcher is kind of working with food... I had a class about Meatcutting, but the guy that taught the class pretty much said, Butchers are going the way of the dinosaurs given most supermarkets buy their meats already cut (wal mart started the trend to cut costs and most of the rest have followed to keep up). I know of a few restaurants that have butchers on staff but for the most part 99% of restaurants get their meat precut too. And most meatcutting that is done is done assembly line style by laser guided machines that are even more precise than the best butcher and cheaper since butchers get paid pretty good. I actually liked it cause you get to spend all day in a cold freezer room..which beats a 120 degree kitchen any day. Cold doesn't bother me at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Oedipus Rex Report post Posted February 7, 2007 They're gonna start doing that with lasers too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2007 Awesome! I better go to school to learn to fire a laser. Watch Goldfinger. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2007 Marvin, take a step back and read all of your posts. Do you not see how horribly insecure you are? If I saw myself pity myself and shoot myself down like that when given tons of advice and encouragement, I'd cringe and then cringe a whole lot more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2007 Marvin's already gone on the record saying he wants to be wildpegasus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2007 Marvin's posts make me feel all sad inside. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2007 Really? They make me feel all better about myself... I think I'll go for a jog along the beach tomorrow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted February 7, 2007 From the author that brought you "Gloomy Gourmet" and "Melancholy Meals", MarvinisaLunatic brings out his finest cook book yet "Dinner to die for" with brand new recipies for the average bachelor. Awesome! Marvin should name his books just that. Go with the whole Eeyore thing. Hell that whole persona could work for him. Girls dig Eeyore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2007 When did Marvin get in shape and decided to become a wrestler? I must know... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2007 Bob have you graduated yet? I finished in December Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2007 Marvin, you should get a job as a cook at real restaurant. With your experience you could probably get a full-time job with better hours and better pay than the old folks' home. Unless there's no such thing in your desolate part of MD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted February 7, 2007 But..they'll laugh at him because of his alopecia and not hire him..plus he's blind and will have AIDS soon, so why bother.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
