Biggest Train Wreck of a Life

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

That's the most obvious joke out there and none of us even thought about it. Well played Eric.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

2007...the year of Marvin!!! continues.

 

I bought a brand new 2007 Toyota Yaris (I REALLY needed a new car)..first passenger was Heidi..and we went and shared a thing of mint ice cream to celebrate (not in the car though).

[Big Ol' Smitty 0]

Man, I bet these two would be insufferable to be around.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Hey, they're happy.

[The Niggardly King 0]

But it's a false happiness, as she yearns for his cock, but he just wants conversation. I predict she'll get the dick stuck up in her by the dude in that picture with her that was posted earlier, while Marvin weeps and watches the Orioles in high def.

[Art Sandusky 0]

It's crippling to see someone as bad as I used to be, yet older. It really is.

[Prime Time Andrew Doyle 0]

Come on Marv, your bedroom persona could be named "Smooth Operator."

Smooth_Operator.mp3

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Why is Benoit fighting a guy in Motocross gear in that sig?

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

That's MVP. Something about a house show having a roof burst and it rained during their match.

[MrRant 0]

It's crippling to see someone as bad as I used to be, yet older. It really is.

"Used to be"?

[Boon 0]

Marv, when are you going to show her this thread?

[Guest Vitamin X]

He means when it comes to women. I think I know what he's talking about also, he did post something a couple years back that was sort of self-loathing as well.

 

And of course, when TSM sniffs someone with self-esteem issues, that's like blood to a swarm of piranhas.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Yeah dude, I used to suck. Now I just don't care. It's fun.

[The Niggardly King 0]

And that's the way it should be.

[Slayer 0]

Yeah dude, I used to suck. Now I just don't care.

Wait, those are two independent events

[MrRant 0]

I agree wtih Slayer.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Marv, when are you going to show her this thread?

 

I dont think thats going to happen.

 

and Im surprised no mention on my car..

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

Who cares about your car. Just go feel some boobs up while neglecting your WWE Fantasy roster and joining the OAO Raw thread late.

 

I don't even know you anymore.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Who cares about your car. Just go feel some boobs up while neglecting your WWE Fantasy roster and joining the OAO Raw thread late.

 

I don't even know you anymore.

I did fill out my fantasy roster..but if you think thats bad..

 

Im behind 3 weeks on 24 and Prison Break..24 especially is outrageous because I had never missed an ep yet (and they're tivoed but still..)

[Big Ol' Smitty 0]

Yeah, relationships get in the way of things like that. If I was single, I would have beat the Wii Zelda like a month ago. As it stands, I'm only like 1/3 of the way through.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

2 things we're doing sunday -

 

Picnic in the park. Shes never been on a picnic ever, even with her family or anyone. Im going to get some fruit (strawberries/grapes/???), some crackers and dip, and some sort of sandwiches. The parks here are all no-alcohol so no wine but Im gonna make a pitcher of Raspberry Lemonade (real stuff..with real lemon juice and real raspberry purree). I think I need to find a blanket but Ive got an old school picnic basket and the plates/plastic stuff already..and the cooler for the fruit and all. Probably wont cost me more than $10 or $15 if Im lucky. The weather should at least co-operate somewhat.

 

We're also doing easter baskets for each other..which should be fun. Again, she told me she never had a guy she was dating do anything for her for easter. She wont be here on Easter so we're doing it on Sunday. She cant have chocolate so Im faced with the task of filling an easter basket with non-chocolate candy she likes..no jellybeans or peeps either !!! ugh.

 

If things go well, Im going to see about spending the night wed since she's leaving Thursday maybe rent a movie or something..but whatever..sunday is first.

[Art Sandusky 0]

hit it plz

[Boon 0]

Marv, when are you going to show her this thread?

I dont think thats going to happen.

Why not? Chicks love it when you post their picture and share intimate details with total strangers you know through wrestling forums.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

hit it plz

 

I give up..on trying to make you all understand..

[Boon 0]

If you cared about her as much as you say you do, you wouldn't come running to TSM to report every little detail of the relationship.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

If you cared about her as much as you say you do, you wouldn't come running to TSM to report every little detail of the relationship.

 

I cant keep a promise to save my life it seems, although spending the night with her saturday was a pretty momentous event in my life...I mean, there were numerous firsts for me in my life, none the least being my actual first (and a few more) kiss as well..so..yeah.

 

I'll try and keep my promise.

[Vampiro69 0]

Anyone else expecting this to turn into a Vince Russo relationship where it ends up that Marvin's dad knocked up another woman 20 some years ago and this chick ends up being his half-sister? Of course Marvin will only find this out AFTER he gives her his vienna sausage.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

This doesn't end until we see cereal, sour cream, a football player hitting on Marvin's girl, three Mexicans talking like Eddie Guerrero, and a Ukranian.

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

hit it plz

 

I give up..on trying to make you all understand..

 

Hecklers, Marvin. I can see you're seeking companionship. Perfectly understandable since you've never really had attention from girls, and probably don't have a whole hell of a lot of friends either. Just keep being genuine. Realize that physicality is necessary in a relationship, though. Neglect that and she'll get frustrated.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

Marv, when are you going to show her this thread?

I've handled that.