Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2007 wasn't so much as kicked out as it was medically disqualified at the moment. I just went further into detail on it in that thread intensifier linked to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2007 Yeah I saw that. Why would you wanna join the military anyway? I assumed from your Anti-Bush comment (man that was an awesome time) that you wouldn't really want to be fighting in this war anyway, or fighting for similar reasons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2007 Yeah I saw that. Why would you wanna join the military anyway? I assumed from your Anti-Bush comment (man that was an awesome time) that you wouldn't really want to be fighting in this war anyway, or fighting for similar reasons. nigga gots ta eat! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2007 Does he know about "your" constant posing and posting of half-naked pictures? Yes. I only started posting my pics again because he was ok with it. He likes showing me off. But you set your myspace to private. The cad! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Queen Leelee Report post Posted April 11, 2007 I just like getting more friend requests. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2007 I just like getting more friend requests. You still got me on ignore baby? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2007 I bought some massage oil for the next time last night happens again lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eagle Man Report post Posted April 11, 2007 Great, now I'm thinking of a scene from Mitchell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2007 Yeah I saw that. Why would you wanna join the military anyway? I assumed from your Anti-Bush comment (man that was an awesome time) that you wouldn't really want to be fighting in this war anyway, or fighting for similar reasons. I actually answered that very question on Myspace. I'll quote my entry from there I've been asked by quite a few people "Why would you want to join the military, especially with the times we're in?", so I thought I'd answer that here. First off, I've wanted to be a Marine since I was a little kid. My father was a Marine and we'd often look through his graduation book together and he'd tell me stories of what it was like at Parris Island. My father has always been a role-model to me and I want to go through an experience that will help me understand him better and be closer to him. Now that's not the only reason, because if it was then I'd never make it through bootcamp. I also don't want to end up like alot of the people I hung out with in highschool. Alot of them are in jail or dead and the ones that aren't seem to just be floating through life, I don't want that. Makes me wish I had hung out more with alot of the people I have on my friends list that I went to school with but drifted apart from at one point. They've all turned out to be good people, but the past is the past and there's no changing that now. Another reason would be so that I can feel I'm doing something to help protect family and friends. Who knows, but maybe one day I spot something that appears to be suspicious. I contact my higher ranking officers to report it and its found out that there was a terrorist cell within. One that had I not been there to report it ends up in Boston where he suicide-bombs a building that my little brother's class went to on a school field trip. The likeliehood of that scenerio taking place is about one in a billion, but its something I have thought of. I have the chance to really make a difference. The final reason is a selfish one. I want to be the best of the best. The Marines are just that. You never see a Marine that is fat, undisciplined, or unable to take care of themselves and loved ones. The pay now-a-days isn't shabby either but I sometimes even think I'd be willing to do it for almost nothing (so long as they fed me and gave me shelter of course). That however is why I want to be a Marine and why I will become one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2007 Great, now I'm thinking of a scene from Mitchell. Baby oil?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2007 the stuff I bought heats up and smells fruity or something..no..I actually have no clue what it smells like..my nose is all stuffed up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2007 Great, now I'm thinking of a scene from Mitchell. Baby oil?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! My my my my GOD!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2007 In my perfect world, Marvin will turn her into a human hotplate with his passion and use the oil to cook porkchops on her back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2007 I bought some massage oil for the next time last night happens again lol. Also, thanks for reminding me of Mitchell That really is the worst movie they ripped on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2007 Great, now I'm thinking of a scene from Mitchell. Baby oil?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! My my my my GOD!!! Hoyt, how could you?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted April 12, 2007 Off topic: I took one look at Meatwad's avatar and went "Pappyland... FUCK how do I remember that?!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted April 12, 2007 In my perfect world, Marvin will turn her into a human hotplate with his passion and use the oil to cook porkchops on her back. Only if he flips her over and cooks eggs, bacon and hash browns on her stomach after feeding her a rolled up pizza. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted April 12, 2007 She said "entertain me" last night and I got the hint which wasnt much of a hint after she pulled her top up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted April 12, 2007 I seem to be missing parts of the story - I'm just reading things like "I needed oil in relation to what happened last night" and "she said entertain me". This is all to vague for me. However, I originally wanted to know absolutely nothing about this (it's none of our business) so this just proves it's time to take a fake retirement for a bit. Goodbye. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted April 12, 2007 I seem to be missing parts of the story - I'm just reading things like "I needed oil in relation to what happened last night" and "she said entertain me". This is all to vague for me. However, I originally wanted to know absolutely nothing about this (it's none of our business) so this just proves it's time to take a fake retirement for a bit. Goodbye. Well..Ive seen worse posted on here than what Ive posted, but yeah..I think its time to start keeping this to myself now. Im going to officially retire from this thread too. I think we can effectively end what I Started 14 months ago..finally. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted April 12, 2007 Pegasus-lite Gimmick 2006-2007. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted April 12, 2007 Seriously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted April 12, 2007 Marvin fucked a dude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted April 12, 2007 Wow, it finally happened. It...wow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted April 12, 2007 And he didn't have a heart attack. Yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted April 12, 2007 Anyone else picturing the post-coitus scene from that Family Guy movie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted April 12, 2007 For a virgin the girl used interesting terms and made a straight forward jump push....that's intriguing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted April 12, 2007 Marvin, virgin slayer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
