If I were to put "Kristianna" on ignore

[Nighthawk 0]

Have you seriously smelled a baby's coffin? I haven't. I once went to a funeral for a baby, so I've seen a baby's coffin, but I didn't smell it. Bad scene, with the mother throwing herself on the coffin and yelling for him to come back to life and not let them throw that filthy dirt on him.

This was a pretty high end cemetery (Forest Lawn... the Glendale one, not the Hollywood one), but they didn't have an insane amount of money, so it was their cheapest package, which involved the practice of when the service was over, an attitude of basically "Shut up bitch, we got a job to do." and they dragged her away and came in with a fucking backhoe and jackhammer, and slammed that grave shut. When they're really trying, it takes like 30 seconds to fill in a grave and pack it down. It actually really calmed her down. So, cure for grief: heavy machinery. Air of finality, I think.

 

Nothing I have ever said about the smell of a cunt, in any context, has gone over well, so I just leave that alone.

 

I'm going to see Patton Oswalt live in a couple months.

[At Home 0]

Have you seriously smelled a baby's coffin? I haven't. I once went to a funeral for a baby, so I've seen a baby's coffin, but I didn't smell it. Bad scene, with the mother throwing herself on the coffin and yelling for him to come back to life and not let them throw that filthy dirt on him.

This was a pretty high end cemetery (Forest Lawn... the Glendale one, not the Hollywood one), but they didn't have an insane amount of money, so it was their cheapest package, which involved the practice of when the service was over, an attitude of basically "Shut up bitch, we got a job to do." and they dragged her away and came in with a fucking backhoe and jackhammer, and slammed that grave shut. When they're really trying, it takes like 30 seconds to fill in a grave and pack it down. It actually really calmed her down. So, cure for grief: heavy machinery. Air of finality, I think.

 

Nothing I have ever said about the smell of a cunt, in any context, has gone over well, so I just leave that alone.

 

I'm going to see Patton Oswalt live in a couple months.

 

 

That's a great story.

 

[Ginger Snaps 0]

That girl looks extremely 12.

 

I don't know how you look extremely 12, but she pulled it off.

 

She's definitely underage.

[Copper Feel 0]

No pictures will load for me, does anybody have a direct link to what Czech posted?

[Guest Vitamin X]

That girl looks extremely 12.

 

I don't know how you look extremely 12, but she pulled it off.

 

She's definitely underage.

 

Underage yes, but 12? No way.

 

I'm going to guess at least 16.

[Ripper 0]

If it weren't for the boobage, I would give her 13-14 tops.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Actually, she's 18. Look behind her in that first picture. It says, "CHS Class of 2007" on that little collage off behind her left shoulder.

[Matt Young 0]

Maybe not. I was 17 when I graduated. Still, close enough.

 

EDIT: I just checked the pic. It looks like 2009.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Oh wait, you're right. That would make her 16/17, then. So I was right the first time.

[At Home 0]

Tits like that on a 16 year old? Sign me up. I can say that because I'm underage.

[Ginger Snaps 0]

Actually, she's 18. Look behind her in that first picture. It says, "CHS Class of 2007" on that little collage off behind her left shoulder.

 

Been studying that pic a bit too closely have you.

[Ripper 0]

Oh wait, you're right. That would make her 16/17, then. So I was right the first time.

 

 

Um...wouldn't class of 09 make her 14 or 15?

[At Home 0]

Yes, that is definitely class of 09...

[MFer 0]

Oh wait, you're right. That would make her 16/17, then. So I was right the first time.

 

 

Um...wouldn't class of 09 make her 14 or 15?

This would be her junior year so most likely 16 or 17. Could be 15 but would be turning 16 within a month or two.

[At Home 0]

Oh wait, you're right. That would make her 16/17, then. So I was right the first time.

 

 

Um...wouldn't class of 09 make her 14 or 15?

This would be her junior year so most likely 16 or 17. Could be 15 but would be turning 16 within a month or two.

I'm a senior, and I'm 16 turning 17 next year. But she's most likely 16 or 17 as well. I seriously doubt she's 15.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Nighthawk 0]

You know, I could seriously jerk off to that picture if Leena's "That's a cute little nose." comment were showing under it? By itself, no. Lesbians disgust me, and I don't watch lesbian porn unless there's at least a 30 year age gap between them.

 

What the fuck is that? That's some weird ass fetish I've never heard of. Messageboardophilia?

[Guest Czecherbear]

In light of the recent pbone scandal, I bumped this thread by putting "girlwithhertitshalfwaytoherchin" in the search engine.

[BruteSquad_BRODY 0]

I don't think Chris Matthews will hunt you down for finding a 16 year old with big knockers hawt....I hope not at least.

 

I've been jerking off to a busty 16 year old latino at work for weeks now.

[Nighthawk 0]

I've been jerking off to a busty 16 year old latino at work for weeks now.

 

Faggot.

[PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0]

Recent pbone scandal?

[bob_barron 0]

I don't think Chris Matthews will hunt you down for finding a 16 year old with big knockers hawt....I hope not at least.

 

That's because he hosts Hardball.

[bob_barron 0]

Recent pbone scandal?

 

Some people got butthurt thinking he posted child porn.

[BruteSquad_BRODY 0]

I've been jerking off to a busty 16 year old latino at work for weeks now.

 

Faggot.

 

Well its not like any of my rape plans are feasiable

 

[The Niggardly King 0]

Recent pbone scandal?

 

Some people got butthurt thinking he posted child porn.

 

Of course the Studio 8H leprechaun would see nothing wrong with this.

[bob_barron 0]

Of course the Studio 8H leprechaun would see nothing wrong with this.

 

It was in the NHB folder. Anything goes.

 

[Nighthawk 0]

I've been jerking off to a busty 16 year old latino at work for weeks now.

 

Faggot.

 

Well its not like any of my rape plans are feasiable

 

I will state that "latino" is the term for a male of latin descent.

[BruteSquad_BRODY 0]

Ah yes.........i am a fool!~!

[BruteSquad_BRODY 0]

This trip to mexico just got scarier

[Maztinho 0]

This trip to mexico just got scarier

 

You'll be fine, I'm sure you can find 16 year old pre-op trannys on hormone treatment to jerk to easy enough.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Mormon's don't speak like that... state yourself.