101 reasons why

[theintensifier]

Discuss.

[Exslade ZX]

http://media.ps3.ign.com/media/844/844743/vids_2.html

 

Bottom right.

[Taker666]

Matt Hardy never dies. Undertaker ALWAYS dies.

[USC Wuz Robbed!]

Matt was too smart to stay and take a chokeslam from Taker at Survivor Series 05.

[foleyfanforever88]

Matt Hardy never dies. Undertaker ALWAYS dies.

 

LOL

 

..Why are we comparing two random wrestlers?

[theintensifier]

Because.

[Obi Chris Kenobi]

Matt Hardy still talks to his Brother, and even admits that he has a Brother

[Boxer]

Undertaker never had Mattitude or Mattitude followers.

[Obi Chris Kenobi]

Matt Hardy's entrances and matches don't feel like they take up half a PPV, and are actually enjoyable.

[Darth Vader]

Matt strongly dislikes mustard.

[SamoaRowe]

Undertaker has three or four good television matches a year.

 

Matt Hardy has three or four good television matches a month.

[ashamed wrestling fan]

Much like Al Snow, Matt Hardy's motto is "Pin Me, Pay Me".

[Ravenbomb]

Matt Hardy had the "Matt Facts" for his intro, whereas the Undertaker has "Sara" tattooed on his neck.

[Obi Chris Kenobi]

Matt Hardy has no problem putting over most of the roster

 

Matt Hardy was fired by WWE, then rehired due to popular demand and fan support (though admittedly he did have a girlfriend who slept with his best friend)

[ashamed wrestling fan]

Matt Hardy approves of the WWE Diva/Skank Search

[Jingus]

Matt Hardy was smart enough to be born with genetics that resulted in being of average height, thus deflecting the hoss hatred that many smarks seem to have for anyone above 6'3" or so.

[Prophet of Mike Zagurski]

Matt looks a little bit like the Green Ranger.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

I think we should have a "101 Reasons Why" Edge is better than both Matt Hardy and the Undertaker.

[Boxer]

I think we should have a "101 Reasons Why" Edge is better than both Matt Hardy and the Undertaker.

 

To counter that, Matt Hardy is better than Edge because he wasn't on the pharmacy list.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

I think we should have a "101 Reasons Why" Edge is better than both Matt Hardy and the Undertaker.

 

To counter that, Matt Hardy is better than Edge because he wasn't on the pharmacy list.

 

Edge slept with Matt's girlfriend and in return, got the World title.

[ashamed wrestling fan]

I think we should have a "101 Reasons Why" Edge is better than both Matt Hardy and the Undertaker.

 

To counter that, Matt Hardy is better than Edge because he wasn't on the pharmacy list.

 

To be fair, would there be any reason for Matt Hardy to be on the pharmacy list?

 

His role is to look pretty for the young girls and boys.

[Ginger Snaps]

Matt Hardy never dies. Undertaker ALWAYS dies.

 

LOL

 

..Why are we comparing two random wrestlers?

 

Because Matt Hardy really is better than Undertaker.

[ashamed wrestling fan]

Matt Hardy never dies. Undertaker ALWAYS dies.

 

LOL

 

..Why are we comparing two random wrestlers?

 

Because Matt Hardy really is better than Undertaker.

 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ztU9ZGdEw9w

 

 

 

...A much more reasonable comparison would be with his bi-sexual brother Jeff.

[mfn]

Alternate versions of Matt Hardy are better than alternate versions of The Undertaker (ie. American Bad Ass)

[AntiLeaf33]

Matt Hardy is ALWAYS "feeling it"

[Jingus]

Matt Hardy is willing to publicly bitch about backstage dirty laundry. Taker "lives the gimmick".

[Australian Pride]

Matt Hardy made his own 'reality' show. The Undertaker is about as far removed from reality as you can get.

[hyperchord24]

Matt really isn't a mark for himself, despite what the undertaker may think

[Brocklock]

Matt banged Ashley, Taker banged Sara

 

Eh, that's lose lose.

[Canadian Brandon]

There has never been a Matt Hardy vs. Matt Hardy main event.