NFL week twelve: Turkey Day Cliches

[naiwf 0]

I guess the Broncos didn't get the memo not to kick it directly to Hester in the middle of the field. I didn't think it was possible to have a lower team IQ than the Giants today, but the Broncos are trying their hardest..

[snuffbox 0]

Devin Hester is a goddam cartoon.

[CanadianChris 0]

Awfully nice of the Bears secondary to give it right back, though.

 

Now, if Sauerbrun kicks to Hester again, I'm going to have him killed.

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

Can the Bears just give Hester the ball every down? At least he has a better shot of scoring than their normal offense does.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Alright, LT!

 

All right Chargers!

[TheOriginalOrangeGoblin 0]

This Denver/Chicago game is fantastic. Right up there for game of the year so far.

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

Crazy catch by Berrian. Guess the "Good" Rex showed up after all. Let's see if that Rex remains for OT (if they get the ball that is).

[Guest Pizza Hut's Game Face]

I don't care what happens; Rex Grossman cannot be given an extension after this year.

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

I don't care what happens; Rex Grossman cannot be given an extension after this year.

 

Of course not. He's too inconsistent.

[Hawk 34 0]

Arizona loses when Warner freezes in the end zone and drops the ball, resulting in a td for SF. I really wanted that tie and we would have seen it.

[Guest Pizza Hut's Game Face]

Arizona loses when Warner freezes in the end zone and drops the ball, resulting in a safety.

HAHAHAHAHA

 

Fucking brilliant. Better! It was a touchdown!

[Bored 0]

Woooooo 49ers eight game losing streak is over. Kurt Warner fumbles the ball in his own endzone and the 49ers recover for the winning score in overtime. Thank God as I thought for sure it was going to end in a tie. Hey maybe they'll only hand the Patriots the #3 pick overall instead of the #2!

[Zetterberg is God 0]

Crazy finish in Arizona. Rackers nails the game winner but it's called back on a delay of game. He then misses the next one. San Fran does nothing with their chance but force a fumble and recover in the Cardinals endzone for the game winning TD.

[CanadianChris 0]

This is so sick. This game should have been over ages ago. Denver continues to find new, more painful ways to lose.

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

What? No time-out, Shanahan? He probably knew Gould couldn't be frozen like Janikowski could.

[Mike wanna be 0]

He can freeze kickers by merely calling the ref over, he doesn't actually have to call the timeout because the kicker's going to stall the extra few seconds to see if Shanahan gets antsy on the timeout call.

 

And start Moore now, goddamn it. Testaverde's not a long-term fix and neither is Carr. 4-7 means you're pretty much done in the NFC, barring a miracle 5 game win streak and even that's not anywhere near a guarantee. He played well in preseason and has been acceptable in relief.

[Angle-plex 0]

That NBC opening is so gay. What happened to football being a manly sport?

[The Niggardly King 0]

Eagles win by 40 tonight...

[BX 0]

LOL.

 

The rape begins.

[Cartman 0]

Eagles win by 40 tonight...

 

[naiwf 0]

The Pats are well on their way to running it up with a defensive TD 1:22 into the game. As an Eagles hater pour it on guys. Pour it on.

[milliondollarchamp 0]

here we go agian

[MFer 0]

And let the slaughter begin!

 

Asante Samuel, you start it off.

[Exslade ZX 0]

Now that's hoe you start a game! Pick by Samuel!

 

Hopefully sets the tone for the rest of the night. And by that, I mean a shut out.

[Failed Bridge 0]

just give Brady the night off

[The Niggardly King 0]

Eagles win by 40 tonight...

 

We're just making it interesting.

[Vampiro69 0]

Gezz, Eagles will be extinct by the end of the night at this rate.

[The Niggardly King 0]

A.J. Feely owns you Patriots.

[snuffbox 0]

Hey, they're trying out there.

[Guest Pizza Hut's Game Face]

The game is tied, you fucking homosexuals.