NFL Week 14 - Dolphins? More like LOLphins! Amirite?

[Cartman]

Nice to see that moron rookie Safety getting torched on all 3 touchdowns.

[MFer]

I'm looking at gamecast and see that Shaun Hill is in at QB for the 49ers. Who the fuck is that? Apparently he played at Maryland.

[Brett Favre]

This is what Anthony Smith gets for not respecting the Patriots.

[JHawk]

This is what Anthony Smith gets for not respecting the Patriots.

I work with his brother. The only reason I won't run with this all week is he knows I'm a Browns fan and I'll hear "We beat you twice" as response.

[CanadianChris]

I'm looking at gamecast and see that Shaun Hill is in at QB for the 49ers. Who the fuck is that? Apparently he played at Maryland.

Third-stringer/practice squad guy for Minnesota for the last 5 years. He led Maryland to the ACC title and Orange Bowl in 2001.

 

I love this line in his Wiki article -- "He took his first career snaps with the Minnesota Vikings on the final two plays of the 2005 NFL season, taking a knee both times."

 

 

[snuffbox]

This is awful.

[CanadianChris]

That's it. Hello, 16-0.

[Guest Vitamin X]

The Dolphins need to stop the machine that is the New England Patriots.

[naiwf]

This Pats/Steelers game was fairly predictable, even moreso when Smith ran his mouth for no reason.

[Cartman]

Can't wait to see how much Vegas thinks the Pats win by next week.

[CanadianChris]

Can't wait to see how much Vegas thinks the Pats win by next week.

NYJ @ NE (-31)

[Brett Favre]

The Jets have to do everything. Your welcome.

[devo]

Jets recover their onside kick and have the ball on the Browns' 20 with two minutes left down 17-12.

 

They looked defeated not a few minutes ago, so this is pretty freaking cool.

[CanadianChris]

WTF kick a field goal down 5??

[devo]

No idea what that was about. Maybe they feel they can run another successful onside kick.

 

Edit: No, not so much.

[Brett Favre]

Odd call.

 

There ain't going to be much time left now, if they make the stop.

 

EDIT: Nevermind. But they'll be pretty deep in their own territory, if Cleveland punts.

[CanadianChris]

I guess they figured they could have about a minute left if they held the Browns without a first down, since they still had all their timeouts.

 

Or they could miss about 6 tackles and let Lewis waltz into the end zone.

[Brett Favre]

That sucked.

[devo]

Pathetic.

[MillenniumMan831]

I guess they figured they could have about a minute left if they held the Browns without a first down, since they still had all their timeouts.

 

Or they could miss about 6 tackles and let Lewis waltz into the end zone.

 

That was a slick run.

[devo]

Annnnd back within six. Onside kick number three, whoo!

[MillenniumMan831]

I have a headache before the end of damn near every Browns game.

 

What were the Jets thinking on that kick?

 

JESUS H . . . a rekick?!?

[Brett Favre]

What the hell was that?

 

Re-Kick LETS GO!

 

Shit.

[devo]

And now a do-over! Game's fun to watch if nothing else.

 

Oh well.

[MillenniumMan831]

And *exhale*

[Steve J. Rogers]

I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO want both Pats and Fish streaks to continue next week, only for the chance that the Fish could be the ones to get their 1972 fore fathers to pop those champagne bottles.

 

Course the Giants need the win the last game of the year, so why not the G-Men.

[CanadianChris]

I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO want both Pats and Fish streaks to continue next week, only for the chance that the Fish could be the ones to get their 1972 fore fathers to pop those champagne bottles.

 

Course the Giants need the win the last game of the year, so why not the G-Men.

I don't think I need an answer any more detailed than, "Because Eli Manning is at quarterback."

[Guest My Pal, the Tortoise]

The fucking Steelers are awful. The Jets are our only hope now.

[CanadianChris]

The fucking Steelers are awful. The Jets are our only hope now.

Then there is no hope.

[Guest My Pal, the Tortoise]

Maybe it's a "trap game" or whatever you guys call them.