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Christians and Jews fighting for each other. A very positive message from American Gladiators.

 

I was thinking the Christians could spin it: "See? Judiasm gets you nowhere, come to Christ."

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haha niggas can't swim!

 

LOL. He was pretty bad.

 

I'm so glad the rodeo chick got her shit handed to her by the hot, cool soccer mom.

 

Memo for next season: Ditch the contestant gimmicks. I always end up cheering for the normal ones.

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Looks like bulls isn't the only thing the rodeo chick is riding.

 

Rodeo Chick Skinemax

 

You'd think between rodeos and softcore porn she'd be able to afford to get her momma out of the trailer park. Stay classy, Belinda.

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The contestant gimmicks are annoying the hell out of me as well. The "rodeo girl" who insisted on doing her little ho-down after every event was almost as annoying as "Ms. Positivity - Venus" from the first episode.

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They hired the wrong big black guy from Battledome. Should have went with T-Money, he was the shit. Justice is lame as hell.

 

 

HAHA!

 

 

Fucking Battledome. I remember watching that shit.

 

 

 

 

A Warrior typically entered the show's arena accompanied by his own bombastic theme music and a comely female sidekick; in later episodes, weekly contestants were also allotted female companions, courtesy of Perfect 10 magazine.

 

 

Awesome.

 

 

 

 

The Dahm triplets were on the show?!?!?!??!?

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Fuck the blue girl for complaining..if Crush kicked her, trust me, she would have felt it.

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On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being Perez Hilton and 1 being John Wayne, where would you rate Militia in terms of gayness?

 

I'd say no less than 8.

 

I caught some side control and a half hearted armbar attempt from Crush on Earthquake tonight.

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On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being Perez Hilton and 1 being John Wayne, where would you rate Militia in terms of gayness?

 

I'd say no less than 8.

 

I caught some side control and a half hearted armbar attempt from Crush on Earthquake tonight.

 

Bah! Titan to me is still the gayest gladiator.

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Wolf is great in Pyramid because he seemingly has no regard for their health or his. He POUNCED the guy at one point, then picked him up and just fucking HURLED him off. Some of the Gladiators don't really wanna hurt anyone, but Wolf? Fuck that.

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Fuck the blue girl for complaining..if Crush kicked her, trust me, she would have felt it.

 

So true.

 

Evan fucking flew through the eliminator..that was amazing.

 

Evan beasted in the Eliminator. No one's gonna touch that time.

 

Wolf owns the Pyramid.

 

I wasn't a fan of that event on the original Gladiators, but Wolf makes it fun on this.

 

Wolf's gimmick is kinda annoying with the dumb lines, but he is fucking insane.

 

Wolf is great in Pyramid because he seemingly has no regard for their health or his. He POUNCED the guy at one point, then picked him up and just fucking HURLED him off. Some of the Gladiators don't really wanna hurt anyone, but Wolf? Fuck that.

 

I was laughing my ass off when he did that. Even Justice thought that shit was hilarious.

 

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Yeah Wolf is awesome on pyramid the way he just throws his body at people.

 

I only saw the first 20 minutes and the last 5.

 

They need to make the eliminator easier or make points worth more because right now it doesn't matter at all who is ahead on points. Maybe it will in later rounds when the scrubs are out though I guess.

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Evan fucking flew through the eliminator..that was amazing.

 

Evan beasted in the Eliminator. No one's gonna touch that time.

Funny thing is that Son's time was probably better than some of the other guys too, but he just loses out because of the matchup. The "only 4 of 6 winners qualify!" thing must have originated from some network mandate to get the whole competition finished in a small order of episodes the first time around. I can't think of any other reason to structure the show that way.

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It's how the Eliminator is placed, I think. There's nothing really easy about it. The swim to the climb to the hand bike to the barrell roll (Which Ninja Warrior shows may be one of the hardest things in the competition) to climbing the pyramid to that devil treadmill thing.

 

There's really nothing on it that gives them a breather at all. Even the zipline is short and then they drop with force that probably makes them lose the air in their lungs. It's a devil course of stamina.

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Evan fucking flew through the eliminator..that was amazing.

 

Evan beasted in the Eliminator. No one's gonna touch that time.

Funny thing is that Son's time was probably better than some of the other guys too, but he just loses out because of the matchup. The "only 4 of 6 winners qualify!" thing must have originated from some network mandate to get the whole competition finished in a small order of episodes the first time around. I can't think of any other reason to structure the show that way.

 

 

Yup. That part sucks, but I guess it pits the guys against each other rather than a stop watch.

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