LaParkaMarka Posted February 12, 2008 Report Posted February 12, 2008 Wasn't their a female Gladiator called Stealth? She's still in the opening credits, but I can't recall ever seeing her. She was the worst gladiator on that power rankings blog...it was linked a few pages back. They might have dropped her for being so bad at the game.
Blade2kxx Posted February 18, 2008 Report Posted February 18, 2008 Evan doesn't NEED a 19 point lead... male side is done, Evan wins easily in the Eliminator no matter what happens later. Crush is deadly with Joust, she's crazy.
randomguy Posted February 18, 2008 Report Posted February 18, 2008 They need to change the rules of Joust so that competitors lose if they get down on a knee. The best strategy is just to turtle up which is pretty lame. Edit: They should probably change it to be like football where your hands and feet can touch the ground but that's it. Knight Rider looks awesomely awful.
The Amazing Rando Posted February 18, 2008 Report Posted February 18, 2008 http://www.mesomorphosis.com/blog/2008/02/...dead-at-age-39/
Black Lushus Posted February 18, 2008 Report Posted February 18, 2008 that sucks, she was one of my favorites.
Black Lushus Posted February 18, 2008 Report Posted February 18, 2008 Evan wins...I know, I'm totally shocked too!
LaParkaMarka Posted February 18, 2008 Report Posted February 18, 2008 So what happened? I missed the final ep.
starvenger Posted February 18, 2008 Report Posted February 18, 2008 Evan won 3 of 5 events, then won the Eliminator in 1'19". Alex had no chance. MILF Monica won the women's Eliminator, which was close until the handbike. Other randoms: - Agree with the Joust. Gladiators get DQ'ed for two knees on the platform - it should be the same for contenders. Tainted draw for Gina. - Wolf totally used Alex's head to rip him off the rings. How is that not a DQ? - Retain Hogan or Laila. Having both on the show is a waste of time. - RIP Shelly. I remember someone (SI?) did an article featuring her when she was on an all-woman's team in the America's Cup series. Only 39 though? Geez. - Evan will be like Elektra on the Wall. You draw him, you might as well kiss your chances of getting points buh-bye.
haws bah gawd Posted February 18, 2008 Report Posted February 18, 2008 What will Evan's Gladiator name be?
Spaceman Spiff Posted February 18, 2008 Report Posted February 18, 2008 Was Siren used for Hang Tough during the prelim rounds? She was 4 for 4 these last 2 shows, so I think she may have found "her event" (much like Joust/Crush).
Black Lushus Posted February 18, 2008 Report Posted February 18, 2008 I think Venom and Fury did the majority of the Hang Tough duty.
The Amazing Rando Posted February 18, 2008 Report Posted February 18, 2008 What will Evan's Gladiator name be? Peppy.
Vigo Posted February 18, 2008 Report Posted February 18, 2008 Honestly, I don't see both of the winners becoming Gladiators. Evan, I can see because he doesn't have kids and is a sales clerk so being on AG would be alright for him. Monica on the other hand will probably pass on it since it would involve moving and all.
Black Lushus Posted February 18, 2008 Report Posted February 18, 2008 Evan's size is his problem...other than The Wall, he'll need to get jacked up to at least Militia levels to do any damage.
LaParkaMarka Posted February 18, 2008 Report Posted February 18, 2008 He could also do assault, it's not like that takes a crazy amount of skill. They might introduce a new game to play to Evan's strengths as well...any from the original series that would work?
Black Lushus Posted February 18, 2008 Report Posted February 18, 2008 shit, I forgot about Assault. He probably has enough total body strength to play Atlasphere. Maybe what's it called where they bounce on bungees to grab balls off the pole.
Vigo Posted February 18, 2008 Report Posted February 18, 2008 Evan's size is his problem...other than The Wall, he'll need to get jacked up to at least Militia levels to do any damage. Well, Hogan did tell him he'd show him how to hang and bang at the gym.
Black Lushus Posted February 18, 2008 Report Posted February 18, 2008 ha! Watch out for those needles Evan! Family schedule aside, i can see Monica jacking up enough to be a tough Gladiator.
Conspiracy_Victim Posted February 18, 2008 Report Posted February 18, 2008 Evan would do well on The Wall (of course), and he might do OK on Hang Tough with a little bit more mass. Throw in a few turns on Assault and Hit and Run and you've got a Gladiator. It'll be tough for him overall though because he doesn't have the size for the more physical events like Pyramid, Gauntlet, Earthquake, and Powerball.
starvenger Posted February 18, 2008 Report Posted February 18, 2008 shit, I forgot about Assault. He probably has enough total body strength to play Atlasphere. Maybe what's it called where they bounce on bungees to grab balls off the pole. Swingshot. He'd probably kill on that.
Blade2kxx Posted February 19, 2008 Report Posted February 19, 2008 Evan's name should be something speed-related... if Flash wasn't trademarked, it would be perfect. Maybe Lightning. He'll be perfect for The Wall and Assault, and maybe Pyramid because of his speed. He'd have to play it like Wolf and go balls out though. Monica I don't know enough about, but she seems like she could pull it off. Dunno about the name though. Stealth and Militia need to go though. I'm surprised they didn't go with the psycho-dream team of Wolf and Toa for Pyramid last night though. I love when they work together.
Black Lushus Posted February 19, 2008 Report Posted February 19, 2008 Stealth, I think, is gone already.
Vigo Posted February 19, 2008 Report Posted February 19, 2008 Stealth, I think, is gone already. She was on the finale when they first brought the gladiators out.
Mik Posted February 19, 2008 Report Posted February 19, 2008 Yeah but I think she only appeared on one event all season. They won't bring her back. At least we know Gina will be back for season 2. She said on Inside MMA on Friday. They should bring back mostly everyone. They could lose Hellga and Militia though.
Black Lushus Posted February 19, 2008 Report Posted February 19, 2008 They'll keep Hellga simply because of her look. Yeah Militia is just crap.
Vigo Posted February 19, 2008 Report Posted February 19, 2008 They'll keep Hellga simply because of her look. Yeah Militia is just crap. Probably. But if they wanted a big woman who actually has some athletic ability then they could go look for a female rugby player.
TheSSNintendo Posted February 20, 2008 Report Posted February 20, 2008 Keep everyone but Stealth, Militia, and Mayhem. No disrespect to Stealth and Militia, but I didn't see much of them to form an opinion.
Spaceman Spiff Posted February 20, 2008 Report Posted February 20, 2008 TheSSNintendo hates black people
Black Lushus Posted February 20, 2008 Report Posted February 20, 2008 Mayhem's not too bad, honestly.
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