DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted January 25, 2008 78. Bobby Lashley never had the name Big Bubba Rogers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EVIL~! alkeiper 0 Report post Posted January 25, 2008 79. Bobby Lashley never took a slingshot suplex from Tully Blanchard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike wanna be 0 Report post Posted January 25, 2008 80. Lashley never wrote poetry about someone's dead father. 81. Lashley never made anyone walk a line with threats of hard times. 82. Lashley accused Finlay of being a bastard. Boss Man proved Big Show was a bastard and got his mother to say so on national television. 83. Even if Lashley were to drag someone's father's casket away from its grave, he wouldn't be able to come up with a witty statement such as "Daddy always wanted to be a drag queen, Big Show; I'm gonna make him a drag queen right here!" at the site. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silence 0 Report post Posted January 25, 2008 84. Lashley never took a trip to Cobb County, Georgia! 85. Bossman didn't have to jump through a cage to try to get over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LivingLegendGaryColeman 0 Report post Posted January 25, 2008 86. Lashley never had a remix of his theme song produced by Simon Cowell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted January 25, 2008 87. Lashley is not in JN News' latest EWR diary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike wanna be 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2008 88. When he couldn't use "Big Boss Man", he had other catchy, respectable names such as "Guardian Angel", "Big Bubba Rogers" and "The Boss" to go with. If Lashley were unable to use "Bobby Lashley", he would be referred to as Franklin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ced 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2008 89. Lashley never sold hard strikes to his face by hocking a super loogie into the air. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jingus 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2008 90. Bobby Lashley wasn't in the most entertaining match of all time, Kennel In A Cell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enigma 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2008 Bobby Lashley's bio has been removed from WWE.Com. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
luke-o 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2008 91. Bossman was hard hitting. But not soft spoken. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Diamonddust 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2008 92. Ray Traylor is a much cooler sounding real name than Bobby Lashley. 93. Bobby Lashley never called out Glacier for taking so long to make his debut. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2008 94. JN News never thought Lashley was WCW for life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2008 95. Bossman got "YOU'RE A BASTARD!" over...while Lashley, speaking with a lisp against Finlay, failed to get "YOU'RE A BASTH-TURD" over. See, they're very alike. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silence 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2008 96. Bossman never squeezed a t-shirt to try to look tough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
... 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2008 97. Downhome will not weep at the death of Lashley. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2008 I didn't mind Lashley, but I couldn't take him seriously as main eventer material. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2008 I didn't mind Lashley, but I couldn't take him seriously as main eventer material. You fucking ruined the the topic.... but I agree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2008 I didn't mind Lashley, but I couldn't take him seriously as main eventer material.98. MVP couldn't take Bobby Lashley seriously as main eventer material, but he could with Bossman. 99. Bobby Lashley does not make a beret look cool like Ray Traylor. 100. Bobby Lashley does not have a "100 Reason Why Bobby Lashley Is Better Than" thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kristianna 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2008 Wow, guys. I'm starting to get the feeling that young master Bobby doesn't have many fans in this community. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2008 101. Bossman had the decency to know when his time was up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2008 102. Lashley never teamed up with Ken Shamrock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Diamonddust 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2008 103. There are more than 100 reasons why Bossman is better than Lashley. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2008 Because there are some repeats (EHME stole Kamala's joke about JN News word for word, for example): 104. Bossman lasted 25 minutes in his Survivor Series debut and wasn't even pinned. Lashley lasted just over 7 minutes before being pinned - the FIRST MAN in the match to be pinned to boot. 105. Lashley lasted a mere 4:17 in his first (and only) Royal Rumble match and was the 6th man eliminated. Bossman lasted 4:18 in HIS Royal Rumble debut and was the 22nd man eliminated... AND it took Hogan to do it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike wanna be 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2008 106. Many former Hardcore champions still find themselves haunted by the spirit of the Boss Man. Since Boss Man's final Hardcore title reign, only five men who won the title after that are still 'active' competitors in WWE (appearing on television more than once every other month); several have either given up wrestling or changed their name to attempt to hide from him. Nobody is haunted by Bobby Lashley's memory. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Obi Chris Kenobi 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2008 Bossman was well looked after by the WWE, it would seem. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silence 0 Report post Posted January 28, 2008 107. Lashley changed entrance themes three times, Bossman's theme only changed once after returning to the WWF. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ashamed wrestling fan 0 Report post Posted January 28, 2008 Can we start a 100 reasons why I want Lashley back in favor of Ashley? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheech Tremendous 0 Report post Posted January 28, 2008 Can we start a 100 reasons why I want Lashley back in favor of Ashley? No. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tekcop 0 Report post Posted January 29, 2008 I'd prefer Lashley's mediocre wrestling performances to whatever it is Ashley's supposed to be doing on my TV. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
