I banned Choken One.

[Big Ol' Smitty 0]

Speak for yourself. Their temporary modships turned my world upside down. I don't know what to believe anymore.

[Exslade ZX 0]

*Is still curious as to whether or not that's a joke picture.

Why would that be a joke picture? What's that supposed to mean?

Because I thought Dog the Bounty Hunter was the only guy to still rock a mullet.

[Craig Th 0]

All this because Pimp Daddy Al let CWM, Czech and Kreese become mods to improve the board. Meanwhile Al gets a week vacation from TSM and Matt Young becomes a TSM legend.

Improve the board? They made it worse.

 

We changed some names and forum descriptions, Czech unbanned leena for like 15 seconds, and took out a well known PBP in Choken. It's not like we deleted threads or banned 95% of the posters like some would.

We thought we'd get demodded after like 5 minutes, so we just did a few silly things. We're very sorry we ruined your message board Mole!

YOU SHOULD BE

[Matt Young 0]

I'd love to get my hands on Dandy.

 

 

"LOL I jerked off my retarded uncle!" -Brody

 

All this because Pimp Daddy Al let CWM, Czech and Kreese become mods to improve the board. Meanwhile Al gets a week vacation from TSM and Matt Young becomes a TSM legend.

 

I was already there. Everyone knows who I am, for better or worse. Which is what I meant when I said that no one knew Dandy til he started parodying me.

 

You know what? I'm done with this. Believe I am gay if it makes you feel better about yourselves. I love the cock. I want to fuck and suck every one of you and finger your assholes. I want to meet up with all your grandfathers, dead or alive, and have a good old fashioned lemon party. Grandfathers, fathers, little brothers, cousins, babies, whatever. If it has a dick, I'm on that shit like white on rice. Penises, dicks, cocks, wangs, boners, trouser snakes, meat missiles, pocket rockets, beef batons, custard cannons, ding dongs, skin flutes, flapdoodles, johnsons, I WANT THEM ALL.

[Kinetic 0]

OMG he admitted it. Whatta fag.

[Nighthawk 0]

What the fuck is wrong with being gay?

 

Actually, I need to be more active in bi-rights. Biphobia comes from both the straight and gay camps. We are the truly persecuted minority. Your hurtful stereotypes like "confused", "slutty" and "greedy" have no place here.

 

I'll also say that personal friendships and such aside, Brody is my favorite fuckin' poster here.

[Bruiser_Brody_ 0]

I'd love to get my hands on Dandy.

 

 

"LOL I jerked off my retarded uncle!" -Brody

 

 

 

 

 

 

Never before has apathy been expounded so loudly.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Actually, I need to be more active in bi-rights. Biphobia comes from both the straight and gay camps. We are the truly persecuted minority. Your hurtful stereotypes like "confused", "slutty" and "greedy" have no place here.

 

Your kind pretty much suck all the energy out of the world, what with being attention whores and only connecting on a physical level. True life energy is about a man and woman... not Wang on Wednesday, then Snatch on Friday. Plus, your kind usually is ruled by only your self-gratification. Your kind is truly killing this world on a physical, mental, emotional, social, and spiritual level.

[geniusMoment 0]

What's a lemon party?

[The Niggardly King 0]

ask your grandfather

[Nighthawk 0]

Actually, I need to be more active in bi-rights. Biphobia comes from both the straight and gay camps. We are the truly persecuted minority. Your hurtful stereotypes like "confused", "slutty" and "greedy" have no place here.

 

Your kind pretty much suck all the energy out of the world, what with being attention whores and only connecting on a physical level. True life energy is about a man and woman... not Wang on Wednesday, then Snatch on Friday. Plus, your kind usually is ruled by only your self-gratification. Your kind is truly killing this world on a physical, mental, emotional, social, and spiritual level.

 

Yeah? Well you're a nigger.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Actually, I need to be more active in bi-rights. Biphobia comes from both the straight and gay camps. We are the truly persecuted minority. Your hurtful stereotypes like "confused", "slutty" and "greedy" have no place here.

 

Your kind pretty much suck all the energy out of the world, what with being attention whores and only connecting on a physical level. True life energy is about a man and woman... not Wang on Wednesday, then Snatch on Friday. Plus, your kind usually is ruled by only your self-gratification. Your kind is truly killing this world on a physical, mental, emotional, social, and spiritual level.

 

Yeah? Well you're a nigger.

 

Most of society may look down on my kind, but at least I'm not sucking dicks and passing AIDS around like it's a fucking potluck

[Jingus 0]

the fat pathetic slobs here who are jealous of my physique.

We need a rule of Internet Debating which states "in any case that one poster claims that another is jealous of them, the chances of that statement being false are almost always 100%".

 

Besides, Matt, it took you two years to build up those biceps? Jesus. My muscles are just as big, the difference being that they're coated in an extra layer of flab. But I could get rid of that with a bottle of internet-bought ephedrine and a month on the rowing machine. Two years?! Man, that's sad, you must be like Evan Starsmore skinny naturally.

 

And I won't become a woman murderer... But I am going to visit my friend Tim in Huntington this summer, and, if given the opportunity, I'd love to get my hands on Dandy. I swear on my life, he wouldn't be talking shit anymore.

FITE ME U PSER!

 

I still have that picture of my cock on the hard drive. It's just begging to be posted. In every sub-forum on the site.

Matt Young wants all us guys to check out his dick? Yeah he's sooo straight.

That's what I was wondering too.

 

I tend to forget out about Bubba... where has he gone to?

Has his own board now. Only wrestling discussion allowed. Real nerdy. Yes, so nerdy that I post there.

 

Actually, I need to be more active in bi-rights. Biphobia comes from both the straight and gay camps. We are the truly persecuted minority. Your hurtful stereotypes like "confused", "slutty" and "greedy" have no place here.

Your kind pretty much suck all the energy out of the world, what with being attention whores and only connecting on a physical level. True life energy is about a man and woman... not Wang on Wednesday, then Snatch on Friday. Plus, your kind usually is ruled by only your self-gratification. Your kind is truly killing this world on a physical, mental, emotional, social, and spiritual level.

He's right about bi people being shat on by damn near everyone. The straights think they're just confused kids who don't want to accept they're gay, and the gays think they're just pretentious straights who want to have the "coolness" benefits of being gay while still not giving up their love for the opposite gender. It's staggering how many people believe that bisexuality doesn't truly exist, despite it having been more or less proven and accepted by the psychiatric community by this point.

 

You know what? I'm done with this. Believe I am gay if it makes you feel better about yourselves. I love the cock. I want to fuck and suck every one of you and finger your assholes. I want to meet up with all your grandfathers, dead or alive, and have a good old fashioned lemon party. Grandfathers, fathers, little brothers, cousins, babies, whatever. If it has a dick, I'm on that shit like white on rice. Penises, dicks, cocks, wangs, boners, trouser snakes, meat missiles, pocket rockets, beef batons, custard cannons, ding dongs, skin flutes, flapdoodles, johnsons, I WANT THEM ALL.

Yoink.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Actually, I need to be more active in bi-rights. Biphobia comes from both the straight and gay camps. We are the truly persecuted minority. Your hurtful stereotypes like "confused", "slutty" and "greedy" have no place here.

Your kind pretty much suck all the energy out of the world, what with being attention whores and only connecting on a physical level. True life energy is about a man and woman... not Wang on Wednesday, then Snatch on Friday. Plus, your kind usually is ruled by only your self-gratification. Your kind is truly killing this world on a physical, mental, emotional, social, and spiritual level.

He's right about bi people being shat on by damn near everyone. The straights think they're just confused kids who don't want to accept they're gay, and the gays think they're just pretentious straights who want to have the "coolness" benefits of being gay while still not giving up their love for the opposite gender. It's staggering how many people believe that bisexuality doesn't truly exist, despite it having been more or less proven and accepted by the psychiatric community by this point.

 

[alfdogg 0]

True life energy is about a man and woman... not Wang on Wednesday, then Snatch on Friday.

I laughed at this.

[Matt Young 0]

Matt, it took you two years to build up those biceps? Jesus. My muscles are just as big, the difference being that they're coated in an extra layer of flab. But I could get rid of that with a bottle of internet-bought ephedrine and a month on the rowing machine. Two years?! Man, that's sad, you must be like Evan Starsmore skinny naturally.

 

I do not know who Evan Starsmore is, but yes, I started from nothing- 5'8" and 125 pounds. And the most recent bicep pictures I have posted here are from February 2006, so that was a year ago. Not that they were posted a year ago,but they were taken a year ago.

[BX 0]

...

 

And then THIS happened...

[Ted the Poster 0]

Actually, I need to be more active in bi-rights. Biphobia comes from both the straight and gay camps. We are the truly persecuted minority. Your hurtful stereotypes like "confused", "slutty" and "greedy" have no place here.

 

Your kind pretty much suck all the energy out of the world, what with being attention whores and only connecting on a physical level. True life energy is about a man and woman... not Wang on Wednesday, then Snatch on Friday. Plus, your kind usually is ruled by only your self-gratification. Your kind is truly killing this world on a physical, mental, emotional, social, and spiritual level.

 

Yeah? Well you're a nigger.

 

Most of society may look down on my kind, but at least I'm not sucking dicks and passing AIDS around like it's a fucking potluck

Though one of you guys did start the whole AIDS thing by fucking that monkey.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Actually, I need to be more active in bi-rights. Biphobia comes from both the straight and gay camps. We are the truly persecuted minority. Your hurtful stereotypes like "confused", "slutty" and "greedy" have no place here.

 

Your kind pretty much suck all the energy out of the world, what with being attention whores and only connecting on a physical level. True life energy is about a man and woman... not Wang on Wednesday, then Snatch on Friday. Plus, your kind usually is ruled by only your self-gratification. Your kind is truly killing this world on a physical, mental, emotional, social, and spiritual level.

 

Yeah? Well you're a nigger.

 

Most of society may look down on my kind, but at least I'm not sucking dicks and passing AIDS around like it's a fucking potluck

Though one of you guys did start the whole AIDS thing by fucking that monkey.

 

Nope, the government gave it to the FAGS back when they started to gain power... and then the bis ruined it for everyone.

[nl5xsk1 0]

As the self-proclaimed expert on bestiality - although Milky can argue that he deserves a share of the title - I have to interject that I'm pretty sure it was a white guy that had sex with the monkey to bring the AIDS into the human species.

[Craig Th 0]

[Big Ol' Smitty 0]

Czech, did you ban Choken One because he talked about yo daddy?

 

[Guest Blue Man Czech]

I had several reasons for banning Choken One. Another was the the day he discovered the word "hackneyed" and started using it in like every post for a while. It always makes me think of a chain of Irish restaurants north of Chicago, famous for their onion loaf and burger on rye with Swiss.

 

Another reason is his blog. On Winter's Freeze.

[Big Ol' Smitty 0]

That was really trite and banal for Choken to use hackneyed so often.

[snuffbox 0]

I geuss Hunter's Torn Quad never really was the one who would know.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

I don't know why everyone is so shocked that Matt Young is a faggot... I exposed him for being a faggot, weeks ago. Anyone who posts half naked pictures of himself, on a forum thats dominated by males has to be a faggot.

 

[Hoff 0]

I could see Matt going for someone a little beefier. Like Hoff. Someone that could keep him safe.

 

Most of society may look down on my kind, but at least I'm not sucking dicks and passing AIDS around like it's a fucking potluck

Awesome.

 

Anyway. I don't get the surprise in either revelation. Who cares if Matt Young is bisexual, and Leena's registered more accounts on this board than perhaps anybody. That she might find a way to post here is, shall we say, less than shocking.

 

As to the demands of proof? Ridiculous. As though no one's ever photoshopped a screen cap before. I don't believe Matt's claims any more than Dandy's.

[Rendclaw 0]

What a wonderful train wreck this board can be sometimes....

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Again, let me state for the record, my problem is not with Leena. I suggested that she be reinstated. It is with Czech. Even though it was Czech making those posts above.

 

I think we have our proof that Leena is really a middle aged fat guy...

[Nighthawk 0]

It would be much more interesting if she were a middle aged guy, but he was in shape and handsome and successful.