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Check the comments below for your amusement.

 

EDIT: Can I get a mod here to change the thread title, since the word "together" was chopped off?

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red-tinted photography dark room

 

That is the only part that worries me that the lighting, and shadows will keep us from seeing anything significant. We better see more then a couple of shadows touching....

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i don't think there's ever been a bare nipple in a woody allen movie. even if there's any truth to this and it's not just a publicity stunt, this one will probably not deliver in the way it's expected to.

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Has anybody seen the picture of Scarlett with pimples all over her face? I'll pass!!!!

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Yeah, because your body is 100% pimple-free, I'm sure.

i don't think there's ever been a bare nipple in a woody allen movie. even if there's any truth to this and it's not just a publicity stunt, this one will probably not deliver in the way it's expected to.

Exactly. It's a damn Woody Allen movie. There's never been anything sexy in a Woody Allen movie. Don't get your hopes up, people.

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Yeah, because your body is 100% pimple-free, I'm sure.

i don't think there's ever been a bare nipple in a woody allen movie. even if there's any truth to this and it's not just a publicity stunt, this one will probably not deliver in the way it's expected to.

Exactly. It's a damn Woody Allen movie. There's never been anything sexy in a Woody Allen movie. Don't get your hopes up, people.

 

I wanna say you're wrong but I cant think of the name of the movie.

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red-tinted photography dark room

 

That is the only part that worries me that the lighting, and shadows will keep us from seeing anything significant. We better see more then a couple of shadows touching....

 

that's okay, I jerked off to her dry humping Johnathan Rhys-Meyers in Match Point, so this will work just fine.

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Yeah, I was about to say, there was some sexy in matchpoint.

 

You know...I have never been a fan of Penelope Cruz.

 

She had her moments of sexy in Banditas or whatever its called. I got the DVD for free.

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Scarlett Johanson looks like my junior high buddy Kevin. Dead on save for slightly longer hair, makeup, and being a woman. I can't get into her for that reason.

 

'course I have a huge girl-crush on Rose McGowan. I'd do damn near anything to do some naked dancing with her. Mmmm...

 

-Annie

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I saw the movie.

 

Really not that erotic

So, is the movie any good?

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It's a fun little movie. Penelope Cruz steals everything, she's great. I enjoyed Rebecca Hall too. Scarlett is there to look pretty.

 

The voiceover narration takes a bit to get used to, as it did in Little Children. I say Woody redeemed himself for Cassandra's Dream, which is all I asked for

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Yeah, but she was being so severely out sexied in that movie, I barely noticed her.

 

Hard to top Selma in fishnets and a bust revealing top.

How about Sofía Vergara in fishnets and a bust revealing top?

 

Upon further review, I don't think they could put Salma and Sofía in a movie together; that might be too much hotness for the film to handle.

 

They may need to perform live in my living room.

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