MFer Posted February 8, 2008 Report Posted February 8, 2008 Link Check the comments below for your amusement. EDIT: Can I get a mod here to change the thread title, since the word "together" was chopped off?
haws bah gawd Posted February 8, 2008 Report Posted February 8, 2008 and the Lord said unto thee, You have done well, and thus you will be rewarded.
bob_barron Posted February 8, 2008 Report Posted February 8, 2008 Given that Cassandra's Dream is the lowest grossing and least attended movie of Allen's career, I guess he had to do something to spice it up.
NoCalMike Posted February 8, 2008 Report Posted February 8, 2008 red-tinted photography dark room That is the only part that worries me that the lighting, and shadows will keep us from seeing anything significant. We better see more then a couple of shadows touching....
godthedog Posted February 8, 2008 Report Posted February 8, 2008 i don't think there's ever been a bare nipple in a woody allen movie. even if there's any truth to this and it's not just a publicity stunt, this one will probably not deliver in the way it's expected to.
Guest NYankees Posted February 8, 2008 Report Posted February 8, 2008 Has anybody seen the picture of Scarlett with pimples all over her face? I'll pass!!!!
Jingus Posted February 9, 2008 Report Posted February 9, 2008 Yeah, because your body is 100% pimple-free, I'm sure. i don't think there's ever been a bare nipple in a woody allen movie. even if there's any truth to this and it's not just a publicity stunt, this one will probably not deliver in the way it's expected to. Exactly. It's a damn Woody Allen movie. There's never been anything sexy in a Woody Allen movie. Don't get your hopes up, people.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted February 9, 2008 Report Posted February 9, 2008 Yeah, because your body is 100% pimple-free, I'm sure. i don't think there's ever been a bare nipple in a woody allen movie. even if there's any truth to this and it's not just a publicity stunt, this one will probably not deliver in the way it's expected to. Exactly. It's a damn Woody Allen movie. There's never been anything sexy in a Woody Allen movie. Don't get your hopes up, people. I wanna say you're wrong but I cant think of the name of the movie.
OldSchoolWrestling Posted February 9, 2008 Report Posted February 9, 2008 Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask Remember seeing it as a kid on HBO I think but don't remember how much they showed.
Lil' Bitch Posted February 12, 2008 Report Posted February 12, 2008 Cruz had a nice lesbo scene with Charlize Theron in Head In The Clouds.
Black Lushus Posted February 12, 2008 Report Posted February 12, 2008 red-tinted photography dark room That is the only part that worries me that the lighting, and shadows will keep us from seeing anything significant. We better see more then a couple of shadows touching.... that's okay, I jerked off to her dry humping Johnathan Rhys-Meyers in Match Point, so this will work just fine.
Ripper Posted February 12, 2008 Report Posted February 12, 2008 Yeah, I was about to say, there was some sexy in matchpoint. You know...I have never been a fan of Penelope Cruz.
2GOLD Posted February 12, 2008 Report Posted February 12, 2008 Yeah, I was about to say, there was some sexy in matchpoint. You know...I have never been a fan of Penelope Cruz. She had her moments of sexy in Banditas or whatever its called. I got the DVD for free.
Ripper Posted February 12, 2008 Report Posted February 12, 2008 Yeah, but she was being so severely out sexied in that movie, I barely noticed her.
2GOLD Posted February 12, 2008 Report Posted February 12, 2008 Yeah, but she was being so severely out sexied in that movie, I barely noticed her. Hard to top Selma in fishnets and a bust revealing top.
AnnieEclectic Posted February 15, 2008 Report Posted February 15, 2008 Scarlett Johanson looks like my junior high buddy Kevin. Dead on save for slightly longer hair, makeup, and being a woman. I can't get into her for that reason. 'course I have a huge girl-crush on Rose McGowan. I'd do damn near anything to do some naked dancing with her. Mmmm... -Annie
bob_barron Posted August 16, 2008 Report Posted August 16, 2008 I saw the movie. Really not that erotic
Gary Floyd Posted August 16, 2008 Report Posted August 16, 2008 I saw the movie. Really not that erotic So, is the movie any good?
bob_barron Posted August 16, 2008 Report Posted August 16, 2008 It's a fun little movie. Penelope Cruz steals everything, she's great. I enjoyed Rebecca Hall too. Scarlett is there to look pretty. The voiceover narration takes a bit to get used to, as it did in Little Children. I say Woody redeemed himself for Cassandra's Dream, which is all I asked for
Lil' Bitch Posted August 16, 2008 Report Posted August 16, 2008 Let me guess, a little kiss action and that's it right?
bob_barron Posted August 16, 2008 Report Posted August 16, 2008 Yea, they kiss for a few seconds if that, and then I think they kiss again, if only for a second. Not the reason to see the movie.
Mr. S£im Citrus Posted August 16, 2008 Report Posted August 16, 2008 Yeah, but she was being so severely out sexied in that movie, I barely noticed her. Hard to top Selma in fishnets and a bust revealing top. How about Sofía Vergara in fishnets and a bust revealing top? Upon further review, I don't think they could put Salma and Sofía in a movie together; that might be too much hotness for the film to handle. They may need to perform live in my living room.
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