So Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz are doing

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Check the comments below for your amusement.

 

EDIT: Can I get a mod here to change the thread title, since the word "together" was chopped off?

[bobobrazil1984 0]

Excellent.

[haws bah gawd 0]

and the Lord said unto thee, You have done well, and thus you will be rewarded.

[bob_barron 0]

Given that Cassandra's Dream is the lowest grossing and least attended movie of Allen's career, I guess he had to do something to spice it up.

[NoCalMike 0]

red-tinted photography dark room

 

That is the only part that worries me that the lighting, and shadows will keep us from seeing anything significant. We better see more then a couple of shadows touching....

[godthedog 0]

i don't think there's ever been a bare nipple in a woody allen movie. even if there's any truth to this and it's not just a publicity stunt, this one will probably not deliver in the way it's expected to.

[Guest NYankees]

Has anybody seen the picture of Scarlett with pimples all over her face? I'll pass!!!!

[Jingus 0]

Yeah, because your body is 100% pimple-free, I'm sure.

i don't think there's ever been a bare nipple in a woody allen movie. even if there's any truth to this and it's not just a publicity stunt, this one will probably not deliver in the way it's expected to.

Exactly. It's a damn Woody Allen movie. There's never been anything sexy in a Woody Allen movie. Don't get your hopes up, people.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Yeah, because your body is 100% pimple-free, I'm sure.

i don't think there's ever been a bare nipple in a woody allen movie. even if there's any truth to this and it's not just a publicity stunt, this one will probably not deliver in the way it's expected to.

Exactly. It's a damn Woody Allen movie. There's never been anything sexy in a Woody Allen movie. Don't get your hopes up, people.

 

I wanna say you're wrong but I cant think of the name of the movie.

[OldSchoolWrestling 0]

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask

 

Remember seeing it as a kid on HBO I think but don't remember how much they showed.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Cruz had a nice lesbo scene with Charlize Theron in Head In The Clouds.

[Black Lushus 0]

red-tinted photography dark room

 

That is the only part that worries me that the lighting, and shadows will keep us from seeing anything significant. We better see more then a couple of shadows touching....

 

that's okay, I jerked off to her dry humping Johnathan Rhys-Meyers in Match Point, so this will work just fine.

[Ripper 0]

Yeah, I was about to say, there was some sexy in matchpoint.

 

You know...I have never been a fan of Penelope Cruz.

[2GOLD 0]

Yeah, I was about to say, there was some sexy in matchpoint.

 

You know...I have never been a fan of Penelope Cruz.

 

She had her moments of sexy in Banditas or whatever its called. I got the DVD for free.

[Ripper 0]

Yeah, but she was being so severely out sexied in that movie, I barely noticed her.

[2GOLD 0]

Yeah, but she was being so severely out sexied in that movie, I barely noticed her.

 

Hard to top Selma in fishnets and a bust revealing top.

[AnnieEclectic 0]

Scarlett Johanson looks like my junior high buddy Kevin. Dead on save for slightly longer hair, makeup, and being a woman. I can't get into her for that reason.

 

'course I have a huge girl-crush on Rose McGowan. I'd do damn near anything to do some naked dancing with her. Mmmm...

 

-Annie

[bob_barron 0]

I saw the movie.

 

Really not that erotic

[Gary Floyd 0]

I saw the movie.

 

Really not that erotic

So, is the movie any good?

[bob_barron 0]

It's a fun little movie. Penelope Cruz steals everything, she's great. I enjoyed Rebecca Hall too. Scarlett is there to look pretty.

 

The voiceover narration takes a bit to get used to, as it did in Little Children. I say Woody redeemed himself for Cassandra's Dream, which is all I asked for

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Let me guess, a little kiss action and that's it right?

[bob_barron 0]

Yea, they kiss for a few seconds if that, and then I think they kiss again, if only for a second.

 

Not the reason to see the movie.

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

Yeah, but she was being so severely out sexied in that movie, I barely noticed her.

 

Hard to top Selma in fishnets and a bust revealing top.

How about Sofía Vergara in fishnets and a bust revealing top?

 

Upon further review, I don't think they could put Salma and Sofía in a movie together; that might be too much hotness for the film to handle.

 

They may need to perform live in my living room.