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Since he knows Slayer for real, Slayer must be there too. I hope it's Slayer!

I wish Slayer lived around here. There are two people from the internet I would really like to have move near me and that's Slayer and Milky. CWM gets an honorable mention but he'd never leave his precious Canada, Czech would get eaten alive around here unfortunately, and Sandy isn't around anymore so whatever.

 

My best female friend's sister lives in Haverhill...its pretty unimpressive out there.

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Slayer has gone on record stating that he likes a bigger woman

 

How dare you slander Slayer in this unscrupulous manner? I'm calling Van Halen to his defense.

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I already know who it is.

AnnieEclectic

 

Internet sex? Nani kore? Does that imply intercourse? 'Cause that's totally nasty. I would never have sexual intercourse with someone from the intarwebs.

 

Sex toys? Oh hells yeah, but not intercourse. Eww. Who does that sick stuff anyway?

 

-Annie

 

p.s. Dandy can read sigs. He's a good boy.

 

p.p.s. please don't put me in the gulag too - I'm super bored at work and everything else is blocked. :(

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Sex toys? Oh hells yeah, but not intercourse. Eww. Who does that sick stuff anyway?

 

 

intercourse is how i ended up with two kids, m'dear. so that either proves or disproves your point.

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Sex toys? Oh hells yeah, but not intercourse. Eww. Who does that sick stuff anyway?

 

 

intercourse is how i ended up with two kids, m'dear. so that either proves or disproves your point.

 

I consider you 'recovered'

 

 

 

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Slayer has gone on record stating that he likes a bigger woman

How dare you slander Slayer in this unscrupulous manner? I'm calling Van Halen to his defense.

I need defense like I need assists

 

and Lushus was right

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I'd have internet sex with her. Hell, you can't see somebody when you're having internet sex with them. How else could Marney and Kotzenjunge have done it? (Still by far the funniest pairing ever)

 

Sadly, Marney & I have never had internet sex. We don't have that sort of relationship.

 

And I won't e-touch Taiga on account of her having kids. I'm not getting anywhere near that shit. I'm not being anyone's e-father.

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i have taken preventitive steps to avoid ever having any more spawn.

 

that seems to be a common thing with single women with kids, where guys get afraid of being roped into the daddy deal. but my kids already have a perfectly good father. and i wouldn't want some dude hanging around thinking like he has any power over my kids.

 

sorry, had to get that out there. carry on.

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i have taken preventitive steps to avoid ever having any more spawn.

 

that seems to be a common thing with single women with kids, where guys get afraid of being roped into the daddy deal. but my kids already have a perfectly good father. and i wouldn't want some dude hanging around thinking like he has any power over my kids.

 

sorry, had to get that out there. carry on.

 

That's good 'cause I'd be a terrible father.

 

Mother.

 

Whatever.

 

-Annie

 

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You know, there could be a show about all of this.. Taiga/Annie that is.

 

You could have it be called "That's my DOM".. but it'd probably only air on FOX after thinking it's a show about the s/M culture.

 

or

 

You could have it be called "That's my MAD".. but again, probably wouldn't work out too well and still be placed on Fox.

 

That, or all of this gets aired on LOGO.

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You could have it be called "That's my DOM".. but it'd probably only air on FOX after thinking it's a show about the s/M culture.

 

You mean it wouldn't be?

 

*rimshot*

 

obligatory bad punchline in 3... 2... 1...

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Niskie lives in MA

Not only do I live in Mass, I was in Haverhill just this past weekend. Got pretty drunk; didn't have sex with any TSM members, though.

 

Didn't have sex with anyone, as a matter of fact. <sigh>

 

EDIT: And I only have internet sex with undercover cops pretending that they're children, so Taiga doesn't fit my internet sex vertical at all.

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Stop straying off topic and just tell us who the hell you're fucking.

 

 

you haven't figured it out yet?

 

No, that's why he asked.

 

BTW, just throwing my two cents in here and confirming that it's not me.

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So who the hell is it!?

 

*shoots twiztedmind*

 

That's enough, this has all gotten very silly. Very silly indeed.

 

Now on my word cut to the next skit. Directooooor!

 

 

...

 

 

(wait for it...)

 

 

 

 

 

 

CUT!

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So who the hell is it!?

 

*shoots twiztedmind*

 

That's enough, this has all gotten very silly. Very silly indeed.

 

 

it's so cute when you get violent :wub:

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Hint: It rhymes with AnnieEclectic.

 

 

Can I have another hint please? I think I might know who it is.

 

1) Works in IT

 

2) Marked for Mr. Perfect when I was a kid

 

3) ...

 

oh wait, I thought we were doing "Guess that poster" again. My mistake.

 

-Annie

 

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