Maztinho Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 After scanning the Post a Picture of Yourself Thread, I figured Brody deserved his own thread were we can jerk off our uncles and feel up exes while doing drugs... or summat to that effect. Cheers Brody you are an example to us all. Hell Milky wants to be you, so that's saying something. YAY BRODY!
Guest Tzar Lysergic Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 He's come a long way. I originally took notice of him only because he has an appreciation of the most offensive and disgusting qualities of man. He got banned a few times, maybe even by me at one point, hard to say, but he's seriously done a 180 without moving at all. The most unique person here.
BruteSquad_BRODY Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 Alias: AndrewTheGiant (2001/02 yellow board with Kieth) Arnold_OldSchool Astro Tank_Abbott Frank_Nabbit Hurricane_Frogger and a few more I can't recall I'm sure --------- Great moments in Brody posting history Wet Dreams!!! Drunken Gay Sex Shitting in the Shower Shitting my boxers Wetting my bed My greatest infamy will go down as the poster who started "unzips pants" as a running joke This was the 1st post after Mole made a thread about finding a picture of his recently dead mother and dog.
Nighthawk Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 And *unzips pants* was what made me love you forever.
Sideburnious Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 It's funny because I liked Arnold_OldSchool and the Astro gimmick as posters, but I didn't care for the Tank_Abbott & Frank_Nabbit posters. I love Brody though. I guess everyone comes into their own eventually.
Henry Spencer Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 Where's that picture of Brody as a little kid? That's probably what endeared him to me the most.
BruteSquad_BRODY Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 Where's that picture of Brody as a little kid? That's probably what endeared him to me the most.
Copper Feel Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 Brody is both everything I would want to be, and everything I'd never want to be at the same time. It makes for quite the contrast. He's not going to get banned on the previously banned poster rule (which the new regime has admitedly eased up on a lot) is he? I'd hate to have to say "fare thee well" to such a luminary!
King Kamala Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 Oh lord! That last one is tremendous, I don't think I've seen it before. He looks like a henchmen in every bad 80s action movie.
Big Ol' Smitty Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 Why was Bruiser ever banned to begin with? Fuck whoever banned Bruiser.
Nighthawk Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 I believe he was actually banned for his comments about Mole's dead mother.
BruteSquad_BRODY Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 I believe he was actually banned for his comments about Mole's dead mother. no Dames posted shortly after and said "your on your last chance" or whatever.. Then everyone went nutz that I wasn't banned Oh crap that reminds me of my fake suicide post i made and then purposely went without posting for a few weeks, then randomly came back.... Many calls were made for my head!
Guest Vitamin X Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 Oh, man! I remember Frank_Nabbit and wondered where he went. I remembered there being a Packer fan on the board that was kind of off and depraved. Well, I'll make sure nothing happens to you, guy.
Nighthawk Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 HA! I've made people concerned for my safety on the internet before too, but only because I'm far too coherent when I'm drunk. Doing it on purpose is much funnier.
Slayer Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 Frank_Nabbit Arnold_OldSchool Astro oh, you fucker You were probably Duke the Dog too, weren't you
BruteSquad_BRODY Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 Frank_Nabbit Arnold_OldSchool Astro oh, you fucker You were probably Duke the Dog too, weren't you Oh shit, yeah I was! Here's my inspiration:
Guest Tzar Lysergic Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 I remember another time Dames banned him, as Boo Bradley, he posted a really graphic picture of an abortion with no warning whatsoever. The thread title was something innocuous and vague, like.."Whoa." or "Fucked up" or something. We'll never ban the guy now. He's somebody.
FroGG_NeaL Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 gotdamn you were alla them dudes, brody? incredible. fucking amazing. but what the fuck, may i ask, was Hurricane_Frogger?
Failed Bridge Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 you were Frank_Nabbit and you never continued conversing with me via PM when you came back? My thread on Serial Killers is what made us tight then.
BruteSquad_BRODY Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 I remember another time Dames banned him, as Boo Bradley, he posted a really graphic picture of an abortion with no warning whatsoever. The thread title was something innocuous and vague, like.."Whoa." or "Fucked up" or something. We'll never ban the guy now. He's somebody. It was a link to www.stephenhawkings.com that redirected randomly to an abortion picture, after several disgusted replies, I posted "Who supports abortion now?" Which is ironic since my opinions on that subject have changed alot since 2003. Plus the intention of the thread was to shock people, not to spread a message. Fuck messages. BTW my Dad's being rushed to the emergency room for surgery as we speak, and I'm typing at TSM, about a mile from the hospital instead of going to offer moral support.
Guest Teal-y Dan Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 I'll second Agent on never banning you. If you were to spam the board with abortion pictures or something, I might suspend you or gulag you, but I can never remove you from this community. You're the darkness in the hearts and minds of all men. I envy the way in which you're ugly. See, you're deformed. That's different. I'm just not an attractive person.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 I'd totally ban you but I'm incredibly lazy. Just sayin'
Open the Muggy Gate Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 so the two Bruiser Brody accounts are both his?
BruteSquad_BRODY Posted April 16, 2008 Report Posted April 16, 2008 so the two Bruiser Brody accounts are both his? When the board went crazy a few days ago my password and whatever went belly up. Mods weren't able to resolve it.
BruteSquad_BRODY Posted April 16, 2008 Report Posted April 16, 2008 gotdamn you were alla them dudes, brody? incredible. fucking amazing. but what the fuck, may i ask, was Hurricane_Frogger? 2 nicknames of mine combined as one. I was called Frogger as a kid because of my big tounge
kkktookmybabyaway Posted April 16, 2008 Report Posted April 16, 2008 So you were the reason for "Stories about men severing their own penises, fishermen getting anally violated with bananas, and anything else that's similar to that is fluff."
Nighthawk Posted April 16, 2008 Report Posted April 16, 2008 I think the X factor in Andrew's appeal is his obsessive documentation of himself. I'll add him to the Four Crown Princes of TSM Hell, Satan, Belial, Lucifer and Leviathan. He is Belial, the north crown. He is without a master and represents the earth element. He symbolizes the carnal and base urges of mankind. (I'm Satan) (The other two are Scroby and Invader3k)
King Kamala Posted April 16, 2008 Report Posted April 16, 2008 I get you, Invader3k and Brody but why Scroby? Am I forgetting something really weird that he did?
Failed Bridge Posted April 16, 2008 Report Posted April 16, 2008 I think the X factor in Andrew's appeal is his obsessive documentation of himself. I'll add him to the Four Crown Princes of TSM Hell, Satan, Belial, Lucifer and Leviathan. He is Belial, the north crown. He is without a master and represents the earth element. He symbolizes the carnal and base urges of mankind. (I'm Satan) (The other two are Scroby and Invader3k) normally I'm not one to bitch about being left out but how the hell are Scroby and Invader getting a nod over me? I'd say it would be you, Brody, myself, and Agent. The four of us are beyond help at this point but whatever, who gives a fuck
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