What kinda weapons do you own?

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

I just bought a pair of brass knuckles over the weekend, my 1st pair. Always wanted some just for the fuck of it, I know I'll never use it... But it's still cool to own.

 

I have a very large sword collection, I would say I have well over $3000 worth of swords... I started collecting them when I was in junior high. I have a lot of knives(including a shitload of throwing knives) aswell.

 

I also have a baseball bat with a bunch of nails sticking out of it, I made it in high school... It'll fuck a nigga up quick.

[randomguy 0]

I have a few different butterfly knives. That's it. I used to be really good with them but not so much any more.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

I also own a expandable baton... It's pretty cool, I used it a couple times.

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Sharp teef.

[Firestarter 0]

9 semiautomatic handguns (4x .50, 2x 10mm, 1x .45, 3x .357, 1x .22), 2 rifles (1x Browning 10ga, 1x Barrett M468), and a cute li'l revolver (.22) with an etched mother-of-pearl grip. 2 fully automatic handguns with expanded magazines and laser sights (2x .50), my babies.

 

3x bokken, 1x daikatana, 5x epees, 4x main gauches, 1x crescent blade, 1x gladius-style

 

5x kama, 4x nunchucks, 4x staffs, various sizes

 

Spikes, stars, knives, and other stuff, I forget. They're more for fun anyway. Those are the highlights.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

I'm not allowed to post about the firearms I have, as they are not registered... Nor do I keep it in my house.

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MY DICK

[Firestarter 0]

What do the brass knuckles feel like? I'm just trying to y'know picture/imagine it in my mind and it's not really working. Is it increased injury inflicted or decreased impact suffered which is the bigger point?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

But Brass Knuckles are illegal in Canada, it's a criminal offense!

[Bruiser Chong 0]

A 50-cent ink pen is mightier than your $3,000 worth of swords.

[Firestarter 0]

But Brass Knuckles are illegal in Canada, it's a criminal offense!

...really?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

yes really. they're a prohibited weapon and possession can get you arrested. I've known people who got busted for it.

[Dandy 0]

Hands.

[Guest Smues]

Just a really shitty Hi-Point 9mm, and it's down in the lower 48. I really need to get a few decent hand guns before the democrats take the whitehouse.

[Firestarter 0]

yes really. they're a prohibited weapon and possession can get you arrested. I've known people who got busted for it.

Wow, that's all sorts of lame.

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MY DICK

 

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

What do the brass knuckles feel like? I'm just trying to y'know picture/imagine it in my mind and it's not really working. Is it increased injury inflicted or decreased impact suffered which is the bigger point?

 

My friend is having a moving out party on friday, and wants to trash his place because he is not getting his damage deposit back... I'm strongly thinking of bring my knuckles to punch holes in the walls to test this theory out.

 

I'll let you know on Saturday what the effects are from actually using it.

 

[Firestarter 0]

Now there's the definition of practicality in action. I'll look forward to your report.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

A 50-cent ink pen is mightier than your $3,000 worth of swords.

 

Bullshit...

 

I bought a Paul Chen Tiger Wakizashi samurai sword about 5 months ago, which is worth about a grand in total... But I got it a a lot cheaper. That thing will slice your fucking head off your shoulders.

[Maztinho 0]

Then we can get the "I broke my fucking hand punching walls with Brass Knuckles" thread. I can't wait.

 

Also I own a 12 gauge shotgun that my uncle has at his house since I only use it when we go skeet shooting anyways.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

But Brass Knuckles are illegal in Canada, it's a criminal offense!

 

Since when has EHME ever followed the law?

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I have a bunch of knives though of course their intended use is to chop food up with.

 

 

 

 

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

But Brass Knuckles are illegal in Canada, it's a criminal offense!

 

Since when has EHME ever followed the law?

 

 

I didn't expect you to, indeed you're exactly the kind of person I'd expect to have brass knucks.

[Firestarter 0]

I'm actually starting to like EHME a little now because of his flouting of such a ridiculous pansy-ass law.

[Jingus 0]

10mm

They still make those? I thought the caliber was mostly discontinued after the similar .40 got popular.

 

2 fully automatic handguns with expanded magazines and laser sights (2x .50), my babies.

You never mentioned THAT part. What the hell is the recoil like on a pair of full auto Desert Eagles?

 

yes really. they're a prohibited weapon and possession can get you arrested. I've known people who got busted for it.

Wow, that's all sorts of lame.

Yeah, they were illegal in Tennessee too. But you could still buy 'em at gun shows and the like, they were just officially sold as "belt buckles" or "paperweights".

 

 

Unfortunately, I am not well armed. My brother owned all the cool weapons of the household, and took 'em all when he moved out. All I've got left is a few knives, especially one menacing fucker which is a dead ringer for the knife from Scream.

 

And oh yeah, also got:

MY DICK

[Nighthawk 0]

Russian SKS...

9mm...

.22, just for plinking.

 

One ninja sword, one faggoty Lord of the Rings sword. 2 sai. Nunchakus. Various shuriken. MANY knives (daggers, Bowie, bear hunting, Rambo, old school switch, etc.)

 

For novelty, I have this big ass spiked gauntlet that makes me look like I'm Spawn or some shit. One battle axe.

 

I also bought machetes and hatchets for home protection. I used to carry a steel chair in my trunk to use in fights.

 

And I know how to make bombs.

 

I was a troubled young man.

[PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0]

Some days I wake up and all I want is an AK-47 to call my own. No joke.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

I got a pretty nasty tie rack. My roommate keeps a Sig 1911 under his bed, though. His room's closer to the door, so if anyone breaks in, I figure I'll just be using the tie rack for mop-up.

[Failed Bridge 0]

is it a motorised tie rack?

[Golgo 13 0]

A gimmicky, mass production ninjato type which came with a bunch of other crap packed into the scabbard. I've wanted to get more swords of better quality and authenticity, various throwing knives and daggers, some for practical use, some axes, maces, etc., but it can get expensive.