The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted May 11, 2008 Yesterday around 3:15 AM I ended up hitting a huge pothole on the freeway, I panicked and hit the brakes hard while turning the wheel around... yeah so I end up rolling over 4 or 5 times and fly into the fence of this place that sales RVs. As soon as the car landed I turned of the ignition and tried getting out. I had to end up kicking out the passenger door, and all I could think about is finding my cellphone, luckily a trucker pulled over and called so I just went back into the car and sat down. When I arrived in the hospital it was horrible. About an hour wait and all I could do was look up at the lights since I was on a backboard. Everyone was astonished I didn't end up having concussion, that I could move my limbs, I was alive, etc. I was kept over night as my spleen apparently suffered a little damage nothing serious, should heal by itself in two weeks. But yeah that night in there was hell. So yeah, I have nothing much too add... just that I'm lucky to be alive, and I might post pics of what the car looks like now, maybe what very little damage I have which is just a scratched up right hand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dandy 0 Report post Posted May 11, 2008 I'm glad you're okay, KOABaddrivingdecisions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted May 12, 2008 Like I give a shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2008 I nearly die and the only people who respond are Dandy and Milky... fuck all of you. I hope you all die from diseases of your respective sex parts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2008 Should've posted in sports for more hits. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smues Report post Posted May 17, 2008 I don't bother checking to see who people are when they change there name anymore, so I didn't know who you were. Hence, I didn't care. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2008 yeah, well fuck you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2008 I am glad that you're still alive, predominantly for the sake of Morrissey's balls. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dandy 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2008 You want all of us to die? What about Milky and I? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted May 18, 2008 I've never met a good black driver. White males seems to drive the best. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted May 18, 2008 czech already went over that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted May 18, 2008 it means more when I say it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted May 18, 2008 but he made a graph Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maztinho 0 Report post Posted May 18, 2008 I for one am glad you aren't dead. Your drunken posting would be missed, mainly by me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BruteSquad_BRODY 0 Report post Posted May 18, 2008 *unzips pants* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Ol' Smitty 0 Report post Posted May 18, 2008 Whew, almost ruined my plan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted May 19, 2008 Hey, David Cross and Big Bob's Burger's Head go jump off a building Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted May 19, 2008 Hey, David Cross and Big Bob's Burger's Head go jump off a building Now look it. If you want the title of drunkenest guy here (you're Koab, right?), I'll forfeit it to you. I'm glad you're alive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnnieEclectic 0 Report post Posted May 20, 2008 I'm glad to hear you're ok, but hell if I'm any more than a bit player in the social ladder scheme of things here. Still, I want to see the pics. All that and just a hand scratch. I'm calling shenanigans... or you're channeling the Fool at around 90%. God I'm a dork. I wish other people would get these jokes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted May 20, 2008 You're my second favorite black message board member, you can't die. Wait, that's worded poorly, it makes it sound like the message board is black, not you as a member. But "second favorite message board black member" makes it sound like the message board is my second favorite. Regardless, I'm glad you're not dead. You have so much left to offer the world. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoCalMike 0 Report post Posted May 20, 2008 Was hitting the pot hole itself what caused the accident, and your overreaction made it worse, or was it your reaction to hitting the pot hole that caused the accident? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnnieEclectic 0 Report post Posted May 20, 2008 But "second favorite message board black member" makes it sound like the message board is my second favorite. Actually, it makes it sound like he has your second favorite black penis, out of all the message boards you frequent. While this may be the case, I don't think that was your intent either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted May 20, 2008 His penis is actually my favorite, not my second favorite. Sorry, Lushus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted May 21, 2008 Was hitting the pot hole itself what caused the accident, and your overreaction made it worse, or was it your reaction to hitting the pot hole that caused the accident? im still trying to figure it out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
