Comparing The Brian Kendrick to Mitch Hedberg

[MarvinisaLunatic]

I wish they'd do something with his creepy resemblence to Mitch Hedberg.

 

 

[PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!]

I wish they'd do something with his creepy resemblance to Mitch Hedberg.

 

I think that you are one of the few people who have made that connection.

[Steviekick]

Holy shit...I never noticed that.

[Burning Pirate Ship Sex]

I wish they'd do something with his creepy resemblence to Mitch Hedberg.

 

 

 

Send Zeke out on a search party for the Dufenses?

[MillenniumMan831]

IIRC, we're lookin for the Dufraines.

 

Maybe WWE will sign Reese from the Flock to feud w/ The Kendrick over peanut butter-filled chocolate candies.

[Burning Pirate Ship Sex]

IIRC, we're lookin for the Dufraines.

 

different spelling variant, same pronounciation.

[MillenniumMan831]

Ah hah.

[Burning Pirate Ship Sex]

Kendrick fills the backstage area with cinnamon roll incense, becomes the biggest heel in the history of smackdown

[LivingLegendGaryColeman]

Just don't offer him a receipt for a donut purchase. THE Brian Kendrick does not require documentation.

[MillenniumMan831]

They can do a Cribs like feature w/ The Kendrick spotlighting beds in every room.

 

This bedroom has an oven in it.

[Burning Pirate Ship Sex]

Just don't offer him a receipt for a donut purchase. THE Brian Kendrick does not require documentation.

 

I mean, what's he gonna do? File it under "D", for "Donut"?

[Cran Da Maniac]

I heard that he really likes escalators

[MillenniumMan831]

And Itsaboy cigars.

[Open the Muggy Gate]

I wish they'd do something with his creepy resemblence to Mitch Hedberg.

 

 

 

Send Zeke out on a search party for the Dufenses?

 

I was getting a Cobain vibe from Kendrick.

[Ravenbomb]

THE Brian Kendrick is against picketing, but he doesn't know how to show it.

[Burning Pirate Ship Sex]

TBK tried to walk into Target, but missed

[Cherry Blossom Viscount]

I guess I'm the only one; but THE Kendrick seems like a drugged out, bisexual prima donna type heel character. It's played up enough for you to notice (his entrance and promos) but it's subtle and not over the top.

[RepoMan]

I heard that he really likes escalators

 

Except when they're temporarily stairs.

 

[Burning Pirate Ship Sex]

 

Popsicles are for the summertime...

[MillenniumMan831]

TBK feels as though the crowd was on their way to attacking him but got tired and decided to sit down instead.

[Burning Pirate Ship Sex]

Paul London once asked TBK if he wanted a frozen banana; TBK said, "No, but I want a regular banana later..so yeah"

[Epic Reine]

Hey if you wanna talk to TBK after a show, he'll be fucking...surprised.

[Burning Pirate Ship Sex]

TBK once had a parrot. It talked, but it didn't say "I'm hungry". So it died.

[MillenniumMan831]

TBK used to do drugs . . . he still does but he used to too.

[A Happy Medium]

TBK hates it when his friends can't hear him when he says something. Finally they hear that he said, "that's a big tree".

 

I was going to use the frozen banana joke but missed out. This is the best I could do. Or....

 

TBK likes pringles because they got those cylinders for tennis balls and just said, "fuck it, we'll put chips in these anyway".

[PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!]

I hear that The Brian Kendrick has a dog that is forever in the pushup position.

[Rob Anybody]

They can do a Cribs like feature w/ The Kendrick spotlighting beds in every room.

 

This bedroom has an oven in it.

 

That'd be a good way to get into an MVP/TBK feud. "The VIP Lounge is one of my bedrooms. Please don't decorate it."

[fazzle]

Sometimes TBK throws potatoes in the oven even if he doesn't want one.

[Burning Pirate Ship Sex]

TBK's apartment was once infested with koalas. It was the cutest infestation ever. Much better than cockroaches.

[death_by_burrito]

THE Brian Kendrick needs to feud with a guy that wears a hat, sunglasses, a ponytail and ear rings.