Nighthawk Posted November 9, 2008 Report Posted November 9, 2008 Barron falls into the Jingus/Kotzenjunge/netslob/Bruiser Brody/Marney level of legendary posters. Not that I don't love all of those people... well, besides Jingus.
DrVenkman PhD Posted November 9, 2008 Report Posted November 9, 2008 bob_barron is friend to all, though.
CanadianGuitarist Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 I got robbed. *Whitest voice possible* Wouldn't that disqualify you as a "real nigger?" It seems to me the robee is more the bitch, certainly moreso than the robber. And yes to all. Edit: On second thought, it'd be more apropos to ask if the starter of the HOF thread should be in EMHE's hall, but I really wanted to say: Wouldn't that disqualify you as a "real nigger?"
Slayer Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 Well who would realistically say no to any of those people? Universally loved, all of us. What if we said no to each other?
Perfxion Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 I would have said no to Barron on his high level of bitching why X got banned. Plus his harping on spelling in every one else's post just seem to trivial. TO put him in a class of "one of our best posters ever", and he isn't on that level yet.
bob_barron Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 I mostly bitch when people make their posts all lower case. I'm the ombudsman, it's my job to question bannings.
Maztinho Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 I mostly bitch when people make their posts all lower case. I'm the ombudsman, it's my job to question bannings. Or when someone does _this_.
Kinetic Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 I sometimes fear that I peaked both as a poster and as a person with that underwear picture back in 2003. Like it was the one perfect thing that I ever did and I've just been spinning my wheels ever since, trying to recapture some long-lost magic.
At Home Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 Hey, kid, you shouldn't beat up on yourself like that.
Kinetic Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 Hey, kid, you shouldn't beat up on yourself like that. You're right, you know. I've at least done one really great thing, which is more than most of these miserable fuckers can claim. But having already painted my masterpiece, where do I find the will to continue painting?
Slayer Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 I sometimes fear that I peaked both as a poster and as a person with that underwear picture back in 2003. Like it was the one perfect thing that I ever did and I've just been spinning my wheels ever since, trying to recapture some long-lost magic. I think of you as our Ken Griffey Jr... you started off very strong in your early years here, then for awhile you'd just show up for two months out of the year
BX Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 You know, if Michael Irvin had to wait a year to get into the Football Hall of Fame because of some little crack addiction, we should make Milky wait a couple of decades.
Guest Vitamin X Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 In that case, how long are you going to hold out Agent. Yikes.
Nighthawk Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 It's true, I was mostly just a drunk... I think I can further classify TSM... Drunks: Me Brody PLAGIARISM! Amnesia KOAB JAxl CanadianGuitarist... Matt Young Shit, plenty of drunks. Tweakers: Myself VX Potheads: Agent Kotz Cough syrup addicts: Me... Jingus And so on.
Guest Vitamin X Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 You could probably throw me in under drunk and Pothead as well. Niskie was a tweaker as well. From about 2004-mid 2006, I was pretty much high most of the time I was at TSM (kind of going on Agent's recommendation there). Now I have my daily rum and coke/glass of wine/beer since then.
Cheech Tremendous Posted November 10, 2008 Author Report Posted November 10, 2008 What does it take to qualify as a "drunk"? I have a suspicion that list should be a hell of a lot longer.
Copper Feel Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 I really don't drink that often, I just can't handle it very well when I do.
Nighthawk Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 Much healthier. You're more just English than an alcoholic. Me, I'm not an alcoholic either, I just hate my wife and kids. I remember someone (Marney perhaps?) asking for advice on how to stay as drunk as possible for an extended period of time. Which reminds me, there was also Marney... Special K... Kinetic... TSM certainly likes to drink.
Nighthawk Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 What does it take to qualify as a "drunk"? I have a suspicion that list should be a hell of a lot longer. As for this, I mostly just go by a poster who posts while they are clearly drunk (for example, KOAB. Myself, even though I was drunk/high pretty much 24 hours a day for several years, I was still able to rationally defend the literal truth of the Bible [a much better thread when you realize that I was drunk and believed none of what I was saying]). Or else, they just admit to it.
Kinetic Posted November 11, 2008 Report Posted November 11, 2008 I don't know that I've ever been obviously posting drunk in the classic KOAB/Amnesia Glasscock "whatr de fucck!!" sort of way. But I've certainly posted things that I would not have had I been sober. In fact, the majority of my contributions to "Graphics and Testing" would fall under that catergory.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted November 11, 2008 Report Posted November 11, 2008 The lack of a space-case category there excludes the vast amounts of hallucinogens I've done.
Nighthawk Posted November 11, 2008 Report Posted November 11, 2008 I don't know that I've ever been obviously posting drunk in the classic KOAB/Amnesia Glasscock "whatr de fucck!!" sort of way. But I've certainly posted things that I would not have had I been sober. In fact, the majority of my contributions to "Graphics and Testing" would fall under that catergory. No, you're more of the "openly admits it" type. In all fairness, though, most of these supposed "drunks" have either slowed down to where it's not a problem or quit completely. I just noticed the other day that most of my dark period coincided with the Bush presidency. I will miss him.
The Niggardly King Posted November 11, 2008 Report Posted November 11, 2008 Yeah, I need to be in the pothead, pill popping, and gas duster huffing motherfucking section.
Nighthawk Posted November 11, 2008 Report Posted November 11, 2008 None of those things define your posting persona the way your drinking does, though. It's why I wouldn't put myself in the pothead category, even though I smoked a lot of pot.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted November 11, 2008 Report Posted November 11, 2008 This name is really more iconic than the Tzar Lysergic handle, isn't it?
Copper Feel Posted November 11, 2008 Report Posted November 11, 2008 Drunk typing is a skill which is learned over time. I can pretty much do it fine now.
Nighthawk Posted November 11, 2008 Report Posted November 11, 2008 It is. I've heard Frigid Soul speak "IDRM" aloud. It blew my fuckin' mind!
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