The Simpsons Character Draft

[JJ Johnson 0]

From Charles Bronson to a Charles Bronson sound-alike, I take...

 

 

 

The Sarcastic Guy!

 

"Hey, fatty! I got a movie for you to see: A Fridge Too Far!"

[BlackFlagg 0]

I will take

 

Miiiiistah Sparkle~!

 

"Out of my way, all of you. This is no place for loafers! Join me or die! Can you do any less?"

"What a brave corporate logo! I accept the challenge of Mr. Sparkle."

"Awesome power!"

[Youth N Asia 0]

My shortlist is still in tact, but I almost hope some of my top 5 get taken, so it'll make my decision easier

[Prophet of Mike Zagurski 0]

I never thought about Mr. Sparkle. Well he isn't Homer and he is a character, so it's a good pick.

[Boner Kawanger 0]

You'll all pay for picking everyone I wanted whenever it wasn't my turn. And how shalt thous pay?

 

Lenny: There's nothing like revenge for getting back at people.

Carl: Vengeance isn't too bad either.

[TheFranchise 0]

YNA took Carl mate.

[Boner Kawanger 0]

Sorry. I did Ctrl+F "Carl" on page one, and it's misspelled as Karl. I'll remedy this ASAP, Stand by for your pick, Franchise.

[Boner Kawanger 0]

Bwahaha. Masterstroke~!

 

Bart: Have you seen this man? (blows up balloon that shows Krusty's face)

Sea Captain: Yar, that be Handsome Pete. He dances on the pier for nickels!

Bart: No, this man. (blows up balloon more)

(Lisa and Bart leave and toss some money to Handsome Pete)

Sea Captain: Arrr... you gave him a quarter, he'll be dancin' all day.

 

I pick Handsome Pete.

 

[TheFranchise 0]

Tony Blair

 

 

 

 

Gosh, no quote.

Boo-urns.

[Boner Kawanger 0]

Oho, an English boy, huh? You know, we saved your ass in World War II.

 

[Youth N Asia 0]

Handsome Pete was in my top 12

[Youth N Asia 0]

 

Officer Lou

 

Chief Wiggum: Here we are, 123 Fake Street. The home of knifey wifey!

Lou: Hey Chief, can I hold my gun sideways? It looks so cool.

Chief Wiggum: Haha sure. Whatever you want, birthday boy.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

I think I have my 8/9/10 picks mapped out with some back-ups floating around in my head. Officer Lou reminded me of a character that has nothing at all to do with Officer Lou (I began thinking of Wiggum quotes, such as promoting and demoting Lou to sergeant, which made me think of another quote for a possible character, than I realized there was an even better choice). I think I peaked with Martin Prince as a "major" character pick too, so I might be safe (though one of them is a bit iffy).

[Mecha Mummy 0]

Mr. Sparkle and Fox Mulder going basically has left me with one real pick on my mind and I'm not sure they'll last. I've also got a pick mapped out for my last pick if nobody takes them, but I'll be seriously shocked if that turns out to be the case.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

I also have bad math skills and didn't realize I needed a Round 7 pick too. That works, since I had 4th alternate I wanted to make a real pick.

 

I also think Osama Bin Rotten or Colin Kapow might have been funnier wrestler picks (I particularly find Colina Kapow to be a funny name) but I stand by Iron Yuppie purely based on Homer's line "I hope they kill that Iron Yuppie".

[Boner Kawanger 0]

Chief Wiggum: Here we are, 123 Fake Street. The home of knifey wifey!

Lou: Hey Chief, can I hold my gun sideways? It looks so cool.

Chief Wiggum: Haha sure. Whatever you want, birthday boy.

Lou: Cecil just voluntarily confessed, Chief

Wiggum: Well, that's some nice work, Lou. You'll make Sergeant for this.

Lou: Ah, I already am Sergeant, Chief

Wiggum: Perhaps you are. But I say Bob goes back to jail

Sideshow Bob: But surely! I mean...I..caught Cecil

Wiggum: Maybe so, but Lou here says you were resisting arrest

Lou: No I didn't, Chief

Wiggum: Quiet Lou, or I will bust you down to Sergeant so fast it'll make your head spin.

[Prophet of Mike Zagurski 0]

I think the next two people I'm thinking of shouldn't be taken because of their obscurity.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

This is the only picture I can find, which ruins my next pick (a la Itchy/Scratchy). I'm surprised the latter hasn't been picked yet, so I'll let him go.

 

Mick Jagger

 

MJ:"We've gotta start using a cheaper oatmeal"

*Flying guitar breaks window*

MJ: "SIMPSONNNNNNNNNN!" *shakes fist*

 

Awesome.

 

[EVIL~! alkeiper 0]

Pray for Mojo

 

[Aero 0]

I'm surprised he wasn't taken yet. My next pick...

 

 

Squeaky-Voiced Teen

 

Bart plays a slot machine with a quarter he finds

Bart: "Woo-hoo! Jackpot."

Squeaky Voiced Teen: "Wait a minute, are you over 21?"

Bart: "Are you?"

Squeaky Voiced Teen: "I'm not authorized to answer that."

[Scroby 0]

The Squeaky Voice Dork and Mick Jagger were both possible picks for me.

 

 

*Shakes fist*

[Prophet of Mike Zagurski 0]

This guy reminds me of my father. I made this banner during the Civil War period.

I know there are better pics out there but I just want everyone to know that I'm with Zutroy!

He's American as apple pie.

[Jaxxson Mayhem 0]

 

 

Rich Texan

 

 

Mr. Burns: Kent Brockman is threathening our ill-gotten gains.

Rich Texan: Goldarn it! I worked hard to ill-get those gains!

 

and

 

"Yee-haw!"

 

 

 

He's an awesome character that I can't believe nobody had drafted.

[Aero 0]

Oh, he was on my list...

[Brett Favre 0]

 

Johnny Tightlips.

 

Fat Tony: Johnny Tightlips, can you see the shooter?

Johnny Tightlips: I see a lot of things...

Fat Tony: You know, you could be a little more helpful.

[Burning Pirate Ship Sex 0]

This guy reminds me of my father. I made this banner during the Civil War period.

I know there are better pics out there but I just want everyone to know that I'm with Zutroy!

He's American as apple pie.

 

Now Zutroy, work hard, and every day you'll get a shiny new penny!

[BlackFlagg 0]

you have me and jj's last picks mixed up, Mister Sparkle was my pick

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

Hooray extra hours at work.

 

 

Freddy Quimby

 

CHOW-DAH!

[TheFranchise 0]

http://www.hulu.com/watch/28811/the-simpsons-say-chowder

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

You can watch Hulu from the UK?