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I will take

 

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Miiiiistah Sparkle~!

 

"Out of my way, all of you. This is no place for loafers! Join me or die! Can you do any less?"

"What a brave corporate logo! I accept the challenge of Mr. Sparkle."

"Awesome power!"

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Bwahaha. Masterstroke~!

 

Bart: Have you seen this man? (blows up balloon that shows Krusty's face)

Sea Captain: Yar, that be Handsome Pete. He dances on the pier for nickels!

Bart: No, this man. (blows up balloon more)

(Lisa and Bart leave and toss some money to Handsome Pete)

Sea Captain: Arrr... you gave him a quarter, he'll be dancin' all day.

 

I pick Handsome Pete.

 

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I think I have my 8/9/10 picks mapped out with some back-ups floating around in my head. Officer Lou reminded me of a character that has nothing at all to do with Officer Lou (I began thinking of Wiggum quotes, such as promoting and demoting Lou to sergeant, which made me think of another quote for a possible character, than I realized there was an even better choice). I think I peaked with Martin Prince as a "major" character pick too, so I might be safe (though one of them is a bit iffy).

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Mr. Sparkle and Fox Mulder going basically has left me with one real pick on my mind and I'm not sure they'll last. I've also got a pick mapped out for my last pick if nobody takes them, but I'll be seriously shocked if that turns out to be the case.

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I also have bad math skills and didn't realize I needed a Round 7 pick too. That works, since I had 4th alternate I wanted to make a real pick.

 

I also think Osama Bin Rotten or Colin Kapow might have been funnier wrestler picks (I particularly find Colina Kapow to be a funny name) but I stand by Iron Yuppie purely based on Homer's line "I hope they kill that Iron Yuppie".

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Chief Wiggum: Here we are, 123 Fake Street. The home of knifey wifey!

Lou: Hey Chief, can I hold my gun sideways? It looks so cool.

Chief Wiggum: Haha sure. Whatever you want, birthday boy.

Lou: Cecil just voluntarily confessed, Chief

Wiggum: Well, that's some nice work, Lou. You'll make Sergeant for this.

Lou: Ah, I already am Sergeant, Chief

Wiggum: Perhaps you are. But I say Bob goes back to jail

Sideshow Bob: But surely! I mean...I..caught Cecil

Wiggum: Maybe so, but Lou here says you were resisting arrest

Lou: No I didn't, Chief

Wiggum: Quiet Lou, or I will bust you down to Sergeant so fast it'll make your head spin.

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This is the only picture I can find, which ruins my next pick (a la Itchy/Scratchy). I'm surprised the latter hasn't been picked yet, so I'll let him go.

 

simp-stones.jpg Mick Jagger

 

MJ:"We've gotta start using a cheaper oatmeal"

*Flying guitar breaks window*

MJ: "SIMPSONNNNNNNNNN!" *shakes fist*

 

Awesome.

 

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I'm surprised he wasn't taken yet. My next pick...

 

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Squeaky-Voiced Teen

 

Bart plays a slot machine with a quarter he finds

Bart: "Woo-hoo! Jackpot."

Squeaky Voiced Teen: "Wait a minute, are you over 21?"

Bart: "Are you?"

Squeaky Voiced Teen: "I'm not authorized to answer that."

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Rich Texan

 

 

Mr. Burns: Kent Brockman is threathening our ill-gotten gains.

Rich Texan: Goldarn it! I worked hard to ill-get those gains!

 

and

 

"Yee-haw!"

 

 

 

He's an awesome character that I can't believe nobody had drafted.

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Johnny Tightlips.

 

Fat Tony: Johnny Tightlips, can you see the shooter?

Johnny Tightlips: I see a lot of things...

Fat Tony: You know, you could be a little more helpful.

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