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Fat Tony

 

 

Fat Tony: [bart, Lisa, and others are waiting for their car pool. Fat Tony drives up to them] We are going for a ride!

group of kids: [gasp]

Fat Tony: And by that I mean the carpool!

group of kids: [relax]

Fat Tony: Now who's ready to sleep with da fishes?

[children gasp]

Fat Tony: ...because I brought this Finding Nemo comforter!

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Question: How many people are going "ah shit!" or something similar after someone is picked? I've done it almost every time.

 

I have now. Dammit dammit dammit, Fat Tony was my next pick. Good one, Cowboy.

 

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"Where are the monies? When will you get the monies? Why aren't you getting the monies now? and so forth..."

"You have 24 hours to give us the money. And to show you we are serious, you have 12 hours"

 

This should be the rule in the OP.

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Wiggum: Sorry, no dumping in the lake.

 

Tony: Fine. I will put my "yard trimmings" in a car compactor.

 

Lou: Hey, Chief, I think there was a body in that bag.

 

Wiggum: You know, I thought that too, until he said yard trimmings. Ya gotta learn to listen, Lou.

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Mayor "Diamond" Joe Quimby

 

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If you were running for Mayor, he'd vote for you.

 

"I propose that I use what's, uh, left of the town treasury to move to a more prosperous town and run for mayor. And, uh, once elected, I will send for the rest of you."

 

 

 

 

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“All right, settle down, people. We are all upset by Mr. Burns’ plan to block out our sun. It is time for decisive action! I have here a polite but firm letter to Mr. Burns’ underlings who, with some cajoling, will pass it along to him or at least give him the gist of it.”

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With Duffman off the board, my prelim list is down to one regular, with four or five one-shots and/or celebs. As mentioned, I'll be out most of today (check the top of the board), so I'll have some more time to come up with a better list. For those wondering what I'm doing, it involves a lot of driving. My car's gas mileage? "One highway, zero city!"

 

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Ranier Wolfcastle.

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Seeing as how I was #7 in round one and #11 in round two (7/11 is my birthday coincidentally enough), the many arms of Vishnu are obviously pointing me towards Apu Nahaasa..de Beaumarchais! And while it is a great dishonor to my ancestors and my gods, I'm doing it.

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Everyone loves Ned Flanders except for Homer.

Knock it off, you two! It's time for church!

 

We're not going to church today!

 

WHAT?! You give me one good reason!

 

It's Saturday!!!

 

Haaa okily-dodily-doo!

 

Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders.

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I knew I wouldn't have a chance at Willy when it came my way again.

 

"Now fasten your funny bone for Groundskeeper - oh, or should I say GRINSKEEPER *reads card* No, Groundskeeper was correct... Willy!

 

Willie: [playing bagpipe walks on stage as Skinner leaves]

How many of you hail from the fair city of Edinburgh?

[dead silence from hall]

So, have you noticed how North Edinburgh golfers putt like

this [putts stiffly] and South Edinburgh golfers putt like

this? [putts with knees bent]

Eh? [bagpipe deflates] Eh? Oh, I see -- Willie's not funny

unless he's down on his knees, scooping up your little brats'

puke!

[audience laughs] Thank you, you've been great!

 

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