KANERULESFAN --

[TheFranchise 0]

I imagine a bad post is about to be posted.

[Grungy Punk 0]

You wrote two poems for me so I wrote a poem for you.

[TheFranchise 0]

You wrote two poems for me so I wrote a poem for you.

Awesome poem.

[The Niggardly King 0]

jingus is gay and wants to look at nothing but wangs all day with his girlfriends. when men try to approach his girlfriends, he feels threatened and screams "Misogyny". he can't handle the heat but wants to tastes all the boys meat.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

I made unfunny song parodies to give me something to do during a slow time at work. I'm quietly making that 'my thing' (there's a parody of "Dear God" somewhere, I think CBright's "Is it me..." thread about TSM's imminent death).

[TheFranchise 0]

Somebody post Bohemian Rhapsody while we're at it, complete with HHH lyrics.

 

Man, that was shit hot.

[TheFranchise 0]

Somebody post Bohemian Rhapsody while we're at it, complete with HHH lyrics.

 

Man, that was shit hot.

 

(HHH)

Do I control life?

Or just WWE

 

(Undertaker)

Caught in the Last Ride

No escape from jobbing to me

 

(Jericho)

Open my eyes

Look up at the lights and see

I'm just a jobber

I get no push you see

It was easy come

Easy go

I was high

Now I'm low

 

(Undertaker)

Any move my opponent throws

Will not be sold by me

by me

 

(HHH)

Momma, Just squashed a man

Put my knee against his head

And now his push is dead

 

(Jericho)

Main eventing, it had just begun

But Hunters gone and taken it away

 

(Brock)

Taker, Oooooooh

Here is the F5

You might sell it by this time tomorrow

 

(Vince)

What's going on, Whats going on?

My whole fed is in tatters

 

(Jeff Hardy)

Too late

My time has gone

All those bumps compressed my spine

Now it's aching all the time

 

(Booker)

Goodbye mid card buddies

I've got to go

To the main event cos my Spinaroonie blows off the roof

 

(HHH)

Booker, Noooooo

You don't work WWE style

I'm afraid you won't break the glass ceiling after all

 

*Guitar Solo*

 

(Vince)

I see a little potential in this man

 

(JR)

He's a Hoss, He's a Hoss

We can put him over Rico

 

(HHH)

Benoit works like lightning

Very, very frightened me

Oh Stephio

Oh Stephio

Oh Stephio

Oh Stephio

Oh Stephio job him out

 

(Nash)

My knees won't goooooo

 

(Jericho)

I'm just a jobber nobody pushes me

 

(HHH)

He's just a jobber

Loses to the pedigree

Sparing myself from being jobbed out you see

 

(Jericho)

I've been high I've been low, will you let me go?

 

(HHH)

I will not, Will not let you go

 

(Booker)

Let me go

 

(HHH)

I will not I will not let you go

 

(Benoit)

Let me go

 

(HHH)

I will not I will not let you go

 

(Guerrero)

Let me go

 

(HHH)

Never ever let you gooooo

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Over me

 

(Angle)

An idea, An idea

Would be to let me go

 

(HHH)

This is not good you are a far superior worker to me

To me

To meeeeee

 

*Guitar solo*

 

(Booker)

So you think you can stop me getting over in the fans eyes?

 

(Jericho)

So you think you can squash me and leave me to die?

 

(All)

Oh Hunter

Can't do this to us Hunter

We're taking over

Taking right over the WWE

 

*Guitar Solo*

 

(Vince)

Oooooooooh

Buy Rates

Buy Rates

 

*more solo*

 

(Vince)

Hunter never mattered

He just didn't see

Money really matters

Money really matters

To me

 

(HHH)

Tell me where'd my job go?

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

Somebody post Bohemian Rhapsody while we're at it, complete with HHH lyrics.

 

Man, that was shit hot.

 

It was, but for some reason, I wondered how a "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" about this thread would go.

[The Niggardly King 0]

man how gay to fulfill your own request within a minute... that's like pure unbridled gayness

[TheFranchise 0]

man how gay to fulfill your own request within a minute... that's like pure unbridled gayness

You sure like to talk about gay things.

 

It wasn't hard to find, it's in the classics folder.

[BruteSquad_BRODY 0]

Punk, where's all your topics you wanted to start?

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

He made a post advertising the game "Wanted: Weapons of Fate".

[... 0]

Somebody post Bohemian Rhapsody while we're at it, complete with HHH lyrics.

 

Man, that was shit hot.

 

[Maztinho 0]

He made a post advertising the game "Wanted: Weapons of Fate".

 

And it was totally worth this shit storm of collective suck and the promise of the impeding Sword of Damicles hung over his head to get to. We did get the Bohemian RHHHapsody though, so that was nice.

[Boner Kawanger 0]

A poem?

 

oh no

 

 

 

bad boi

[Art Sandusky 0]

So when does everyone start making out?

[Gary Floyd 0]

So when does everyone start making out?

Now.

[Grungy Punk 0]

Who are those three guys in Kotzenjunge's sig?

[Maztinho 0]

We just call them, The Boys.

[Thoth 0]

I knew my unusual rage against Punk for that retarded thread in Technology had some meaning.

[Gary Floyd 0]

Somebody post Bohemian Rhapsody while we're at it, complete with HHH lyrics.

 

Man, that was shit hot.

Oh, I didn't realise that you wrote poetry

I didn't realise you wrote such bloody awful poetry, Mr. Franchise.

[Retard Girl 0]

 

this was hillarious. someone please explain to me where this came from?

[TheFranchise 0]

Somebody post Bohemian Rhapsody while we're at it, complete with HHH lyrics.

 

Man, that was shit hot.

Oh, I didn't realise that you wrote poetry

I didn't realise you wrote such bloody awful poetry, Mr. Franchise.

While i'd love to take credit for it, i'm afraid it wasn't me. I pulled it out of Classic Threads.

[Gary Floyd 0]

Somebody post Bohemian Rhapsody while we're at it, complete with HHH lyrics.

 

Man, that was shit hot.

Oh, I didn't realise that you wrote poetry

I didn't realise you wrote such bloody awful poetry, Mr. Franchise.

While i'd love to take credit for it, i'm afraid it wasn't me. I pulled it out of Classic Threads.

I know. I just wanted to make a Smiths reference.

[Copper Feel 0]

Wasn't Rob Edwards the person who wrote that? Guy from Leeds? I somehow ended up on the same music forum as him.

[TheFranchise 0]

You aren't wrong.

 

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=17015

 

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

Spider-Man vs. The Joker a page or two back was awesome.